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Jul 16 // OpiumHerz

The worst thing about censorship is ███████ - 044 - Mortal Kombat X

Salida dear readers,my name is Jim aka "OpiumHerz" and as some of you may already guess by that nickname: I am german. With the blog series "The worst thing about censorship is ██â&...
Jun 22 // Zombie Orwell

Why Shenmue is better than Jesus and you’re an idiot if you disagree.

There's a lot of discussion about Shenmue 3 and Kickstarter lately, but there is only one correct opinion. So shut the fuck up for a minute and learn something, you asshole. You’re skeptical about Shenmue 3. You d...
Apr 30 // OpiumHerz

Goodbye C-Blogs, goodbye FP - it was a fun ride

This shit? This shit right here? It's the final straw that broke the camels back. I've been around here for now about two years, I think. I had lots of fun times here. I started a regular blog series here and I'm surpri...
Apr 10 // OpiumHerz

The worst thing about censorship is ███████ - 043 - The Order: 1886

First off, since I didn't blog around easster: HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY everybody. Hope you had some nice, blue eggs. Salida dear readers,my name is Jim aka "OpiumHerz" and as some of you may already guess by that nicknam...
Apr 03 // OpiumHerz

The worst thing about censorship is ███████ - 042 - Pillars of Eternity

Salida dear readers,my name is Jim aka "OpiumHerz" and as some of you may already guess by that nickname: I am german. With the blog series "The worst thing about censorship is ██████&...
Mar 31 // OpiumHerz

The worst thing about censorship is ███████ - 041 - Coca-Cola

Salida dear readers,my name is Jim aka "OpiumHerz" and as some of you may already guess by that nickname: I am german. With the blog series "The worst thing about censorship is ██████&...
Mar 31 // OpiumHerz

The worst thing about censorship is ███████ - 040 - Dying Light

Salida dear readers,my name is Jim aka "OpiumHerz" and as some of you may already guess by that nickname: I am german. With the blog series "The worst thing about censorship is ██████&...
Mar 29 // Zombie Orwell

Let's break the internet together!

I'm stepping out of character for a second. Anyone who doesn't like it is a fat, one-armed comedian. Also an idiot. There's a battle raging right on the internet right now. Wait, I mean there are a hundred million battle...
Feb 20 // OpiumHerz

I'm a sick german, ready to friday - ask me anything

Salida!So, something lazy today,. Came down with the flu over the week which hit it's high point, I hope, today. So I parked my ass in front of my computer, got comfy, and won't get up from this seat until I go to bed an...
Feb 19 // Zombie Orwell

This is how Destructoid will fall. (sexy pics included)

Dearest filthy perverts, please sit down in a chair. Prepare your cerebellums for maximum Orwellian exposure and tactical informations. We here at Dtoid have lost many comrades. A lesser writer would say we've lost many ...
Feb 18 // OpiumHerz

Dtoid's 9th anniversary: Birthday time is here again!

Salida!Since Andy is a bit busy at the moment, the honor of posting this year's anniversary thread goes to me. So as usual we have a little something for you to do and we have a little badge if you do the little somethin...
Feb 05 // OpiumHerz

OpiumHerz's Amiibo Dealership

Salida!Alright fellas, this started out as a little personal offer on Twitter but the feedback was too big to keep it there. So, let's cut right to the core: you want Amiibos and can't get them? I'll try to get them for...
Feb 02 // OpiumHerz

2 years of Dtoid

Two years. 730 days. 17520 hours. A long fucking time. Lots of things happened in this while. Hey, I told you my next entry will be a bit more lighthearted, didn't I? And I know I'm a few days early, but fuck all the the...
Feb 02 // OpiumHerz

The more I know about people, the better I like my dogs

Salida!I think I've said it multiple times now: I never followed the person cult when it comes to games or the game industry (well, to be honest, I followed almost no person cult at all - I never had Star posters or anyt...
Jan 28 // Zombie Orwell

How historically accurate is Mass Effect? Pt 1

HELLOO AND WELCOME to another exciting and arousing edition of the zombie who is Orwell (who is me)'s prescient and Orwellian series which is Orwellianly called How Stoically Accurate Is Massive FX? It's all about the T&...
Jan 27 // OpiumHerz

The Tournament of Dangling Dongs - Mount Your Friends!

Edit 4: Winners for the finaleMatch 1: OpiumHerzMatch 2: Steven HansenMatch 3: El Dango EDIT 3: Winners so farMatch 1: TonichMatch 2: OpiumHerzMatch 3: Robo Panda ZMatch 4: Steven HansenMatch 5: El DangoMatch 6: pk fire...
Jan 24 // OpiumHerz

STFUAJPG - .hack//G.U.

No drama. No bullshit. Just games. Since the censorship topic has run a bit dry over the course of almost two years (you can only make so many articles about that topic and keep it interesting, but don't worry, more are ...
Jan 21 // OpiumHerz

The worst thing about censorship is ███████ - 039 - Predictions for 2015

Salida dear readers,my name is Jim aka "OpiumHerz" and as some of you may already guess by that nickname: I am german. With the blog series "The worst thing about censorship is ██████&...
Jan 14 // OpiumHerz

Let's clear up the console wars, shall we?

Alright fellas, this topic is as old as I am: which platform is the best to game on? This battle has raged on ever since people had choices regarding gaming and I want to go a bit into it, objectively, to answer that que...
Dec 29 // OpiumHerz

The only definite 2014 review

Salida!Alright guys, you know what's up. 2014 is coming to an end and since I never count the December in for these things, I think it's time we start the reviews for this year. This is the only definite and right one t...
Nov 28 // OpiumHerz

OpiumJim's Mega-Super-Game-Giveaway-Extraaa~vaganza

Salida dear Dtoiders! It's that time of the year again: Jim is giving away free games. Free games, everybody, FREE GAMES! Free fucking games for everybody! Well... almost everybody. It saddens me, but I simply have to i...
Nov 24 // OpiumHerz

The worst thing about censorship is ███████ - 038 - Left 4 Dead 2

Salida dear readers,my name is Jim aka "OpiumHerz" and as some of you may already guess by that nickname: I am german. With the blog series "The worst thing about censorship is ██████&...
Nov 22 // Zombie Orwell

How dare Dtoid not spend all its budget covering #GOMERGOAT forevers!?

I am white anglo boy of 21 years or maybe more or maybe less but I never go to place where people have real problem and although I will have degree in some science topic that will pay lots and keepme comfortable enough t...
Nov 03 // Zombie Orwell

Skullfucking the Great American Novel.

We all love Gatsby, right? The prose is damn near perfect. The end of Chapter One sends shivers crawling around your temples. And that end; boats against the current and shit. Good shit. Fitzgerald was a god. But Game o...
Nov 01 // Zombie Orwell

How To Seduce Like A Terrorist, part one.

Why hello I did not see you come in. I was too busy being both seductive and terrifying. You see, I am the terrorist who also is an amazing pick up artist. That is highly cool and unique. Anywho, let's get down to brass ...
Nov 01 // OpiumHerz

The worst thing about censorship is ███████ - 037 - Left 4 Dead

Salida dear readers,my name is Jim aka "OpiumHerz" and as some of you may already guess by that nickname: I am german. With the blog series "The worst thing about censorship is ██████&...
Oct 29 // Zombie Orwell

Dreamweaver inspired this blog.

Hello Dtoid. The charming zombie character I created is going to shut up for a minute because I need to spill some real talk. Some hot fire. Some mad education. I feel confident saying most of you fit in one or more of t...
Oct 24 // OpiumHerz

Features I want in Payday 2... or maybe 3.

Salida,you know what I love? I love me some good Coop games. I just love to play Coop. The best of both worlds is Team against Team, like Team Fortress, Magic the Gathering 2on2 or Left 4 Dead 2. Given that I also like s...
Oct 18 // Zombie Orwell

The most important thing on the internet.

Yes, yes. Lots of scandal. So many SadBoners.   In other news, here's a comedy: That picture is more important than your shitty scandal-of-the-week.   Also that one.     Your leader, Zombie Orwell
Oct 16 // OpiumHerz

No, it's okay...

Alright, so this news popped up on the FP just about now. Telling us how gross and fucked up the game is (sorry, how "f*cked up" it is - mom might be reading, after all) didn't stop anyone from posting the news, it ...

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