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Zombie Orwell . Aug 09
We some stone cold killers on these Dtoid streets, one hand on the 9, all eyes on me. Murda, murda, murda, murda.
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Zombie Orwell . Aug 09

I somehow have the ability to give 34 faps.

HELLO DEAREST FELLOW READERS. My name is Zombie Orwell. You may know me from such legendary Cblogs as Help I Can't Find My Jar Of Pickles and I Somehow Have The Ability To Give 34 Faps. Well, I'm back again sort of like Emine...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Jun 22

Why Shenmue is better than Jesus and you’re an idiot if you disagree.

There's a lot of discussion about Shenmue 3 and Kickstarter lately, but there is only one correct opinion. So shut the fuck up for a minute and learn something, you asshole. You’re skeptical about Shenmue 3. You d...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Mar 29

Let's break the internet together!

I'm stepping out of character for a second. Anyone who doesn't like it is a fat, one-armed comedian. Also an idiot. There's a battle raging right on the internet right now. Wait, I mean there are a hundred million battle...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Feb 19

This is how Destructoid will fall. (sexy pics included)

Dearest filthy perverts, please sit down in a chair. Prepare your cerebellums for maximum Orwellian exposure and tactical informations. We here at Dtoid have lost many comrades. A lesser writer would say we've lost many ...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Jan 28

How historically accurate is Mass Effect? Pt 1

HELLOO AND WELCOME to another exciting and arousing edition of the zombie who is Orwell (who is me)'s prescient and Orwellian series which is Orwellianly called How Stoically Accurate Is Massive FX? It's all about the T&...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Nov 22

How dare Dtoid not spend all its budget covering #GOMERGOAT forevers!?

I am white anglo boy of 21 years or maybe more or maybe less but I never go to place where people have real problem and although I will have degree in some science topic that will pay lots and keepme comfortable enough t...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Nov 03

Skullfucking the Great American Novel.

We all love Gatsby, right? The prose is damn near perfect. The end of Chapter One sends shivers crawling around your temples. And that end; boats against the current and shit. Good shit. Fitzgerald was a god. But Game o...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Nov 01

How To Seduce Like A Terrorist, part one.

Why hello I did not see you come in. I was too busy being both seductive and terrifying. You see, I am the terrorist who also is an amazing pick up artist. That is highly cool and unique. Anywho, let's get down to brass ...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Oct 29

Dreamweaver inspired this blog.

Hello Dtoid. The charming zombie character I created is going to shut up for a minute because I need to spill some real talk. Some hot fire. Some mad education. I feel confident saying most of you fit in one or more of t...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Oct 18

The most important thing on the internet.

Yes, yes. Lots of scandal. So many SadBoners.   In other news, here's a comedy: That picture is more important than your shitty scandal-of-the-week.   Also that one.     Your leader, Zombie Orwell   0

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Elsa . Jun 11

So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?  I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first and say "hi", before giving me ...   0

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Zombie Orwell . May 24

10 things they don't want you to know about Jet Set Radio

Hey Dtoid. Let's face it: this website is obviously run by Illuminati Bilderberg New World Order Knights Templar Masons. I mean, c'mon; pretty obvious, right? Niero killed JFK by transforming himself into several bullets. Wha...   0

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Zombie Orwell . May 10

Pictures of cows

This is where I introduce the blog. Hello everybody. This is a special blog made spontaneously for the Dzord. Lately there has been a lot of sadness and angst and hostility and other words on my favorite website. I'm not g...   0

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Elsa . May 08

10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

1.  If you're a male, you're wrong.  One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.  Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle class white woman with a n...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Apr 03

Free things can be yours

My transcriptionist has completed work on Episode 1 of Kilonova Complex (available on Kobo and Amazon).  It's serial fiction in the sci fi (meaning Science Fience) genre. There's a description in the comments section below. ...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Apr 01

Zombie Orwell's Backlog: Eminem. Plus, the return of dick wolf.

Destructoid, you've been very naughty. How dare you. You offend me. JUST KIDDING!!! Haha. I like irreverent jokes designed for laughter. It is funny. Here is more funny: Eminem. The humanist rapper has released a new grou...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Feb 17

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Coda

Coda Let us rest not firmly upon the mortal coil, for such be the shattering remains of decadence. Instead, let us part in somber reflection. We raised the stakes and razed the cities. My love, I am left with naught...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Feb 16

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 17

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Jim's glinty, glinty eyes surveyed ...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Feb 15

A heartfelt, out-of-character moment.

Hey Dtoid. Right now I don't have any Zombie Orwell in me. This is the guy behind the voice. What I'm gonna do goes against the unwritten rules of the character I've created, but I've reached an interesting and terrifying and...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Jan 10

I need your Nottoid questions. Put them inside me.

Give me questions while I ingest "foodstuffs" in preparation for podcasting. BTW, have you followed me on Twitter and checked my wordpress site? If not, I will kill you from the tree outside your bedroom window. Do these things in remembrance of me. From the mountains of southern Mexico: Your leader, Zombie Orwell   0

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Zombie Orwell . Jan 03

Give me NotToid questions or prepare for death.

NotToid records right NOW. Do questions.   0

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Zombie Orwell . Dec 31

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 16

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Narrator X – Things recede and I shall die. ...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Dec 19

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 15

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2:DixonDixon Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Jim woke up shivering. He was in a dark room ...   0

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Elsa . Dec 19

The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened.  I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could be blinded from the s...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Dec 12

NotToid questions?

The time has come for you to insert questions into my comments section. And to post pictures of drunk people. Do this now. Your leader, Zombie Orwell   0

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Zombie Orwell . Dec 06

NotToid questions?

Dearest horrible awful filthies, Tonight I will engage in furtive attempts at "pod casting" with two well known Dtoiders. You may guess their names if you wish. Barring any technical difficulties, I would like to include so...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Dec 05

I want your whiskey mouth all over my blond south.

Ohai Dtoid. It's me. The zombie who is et cetera. You might be asking yourself a question such as: Hey, self... Zombie Orwell is great. Well, that's technically not a question, you filthy pervert. But, for the fullness of t...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Dec 01

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 14

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 POLYGONAL GAMING HQ – A BILLION MILES ABOVE L.A. All the lights wer...   0

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Zombie Orwell . Nov 30

DTOID - YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO COMPLY

My last post was taken as an idle threat by the powers that be. It was not an idle threat. Cities WILL burn. Millions WILL die. But all of these horrors CAN be avoided if you DO WHAT I SAY Give me Podtoid withi...   0




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