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She's just drawn that way, so I don't really care.

I don't have a lot to say about the whole topic of Jessica Rabbit as a mage. While I am very interested in people of various groups represented and treated with respect, the brawler genre - where...   more



Rip off your dicks: There's a new Community Blogs editing tool

Earlier this week a community member asked why we didn't have a visual editor option. Its 2013, we really should have one. So I dropped what I was doing and installed one. If you prefer slingi...   more



Fanart Flops: Sonic walks with Christ, do you? (NSFW)

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the blog that insists fanart is one word no matter what spell check says. For those not in the know Fanart Flops is a collection of the oddest and most confusing videogam...   more



Violence: Hey, can't we just talk this out?

One of the defining elements of my favorite RPG franchise, , isn't just the supernatural-cyberpunk post-apocalypse it inhabits but also in how it approaches conflict. In main series entries - an...   more

Violence: Hey, can't we just talk this out?


After the melee I was alone, hacking souls and humming the bassline

So from the title I suppose you can guess what I've been playing for the last two weeks. Guacamelee Thomas Was Alone Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers Jet Set Radio (downloading ...   more

After the melee I was alone, hacking souls and humming the bassline


When you see it you'll fap bricks

In pursuit of and most popular comments, I've redesigned the faps button to be a heart. I've also added an easter egg that appears one in 169 times when the number 16 is selected at random. ...   more



Bioshock Infinite and its frustrating imperfections

Before you say anything: don't worry. It's still okay to be talking about Bioshock: Infinite. Bioshock has never been a series I find particularly impressive from a gameplay perspective. The...   more

Bioshock Infinite and its frustrating imperfections


Suggestions for the new Upvote button label?

The people have spoken and I have made it so. Until we come up with something cool I just removed the word like altogether. There's a little thumb icon in its place. We'll come back to ...   more



Hamza is too busy to be kicked in the face while reading email

http://youtu.be/JLmF4rYsLIQ Like most guys in the gaming industry I sit at my desk all day, which apparently , so I try to get up every few minutes and do some exercise. We hung a chin-up bar in...   more



Violence: But of Course

9 people die in the Shakespeare’s story of . At least 3 die in . One of Shakespeare’s earlier works, , is also quite the gore-fest. In the hero violently kills monsters and men alike. In Rome ...   more

Violence: But of Course


Shortblog: HACK YOU very much.

Tomorrow is the day Soul Hackers finally comes to America. Sixteen years ago it was released on the Sega Saturn and fourteen years ago it could have been a PSX game but noooooooo, Sony didn't...   more

Shortblog: HACK YOU very much.


Princess Zelda is a Total Badass

In the stealth game--your "Thief", your "Mark of the Ninja", your "Deus Ex: Human Revolution"--the ultimate challenge comes in the form of ghosting. As the name implies, the challenge to the play...   more

Princess Zelda is a Total Badass


The Dread of Zelda: Scrutinizing a Clockwork Empire.

While it may just be a fan effort, I think Zelda: Clockwork Empire is a mix of interesting ideas and flawed ones as well. Where it gets it right conceptually, it nails it but it also seems to und...   more



Stranger in a Strange Land 1: Final Fantasy VII

First, a list of the games in no particular order, games that all have something ephemeral in common for me: EarthBound Final Fantasy VII Castlevania: SOTN Super Metroid Thief II: The Metal Age ...   more

Stranger in a Strange Land 1: Final Fantasy VII


Objectification ≠ Fantasizing

I haven't been around for various reasons, but when I saunter in once more, there's a familiar refrain droning on very much in the foreground. Something needs to be cleared up. It has become cle...   more

Objectification ≠ Fantasizing


Get off your failboat: Or why EA's pro-LGBT support matters

Well, I hadn't planned to blog tonight, but a series of comments I made kinda set me on the course to doing so. Its very easy to be cynical about EA and in most cases I'd just like to see them cr...   more



More pixels mean deeper conspiracies.

I have proof! You can practically feel the dystopian hues in the image above as the pixels get more dense. Adam Jensen and Motoko Kusanagi would certainly see it. Maybe not so much Neo from Th...   more

More pixels mean deeper conspiracies.


Adorable people is why I keep trying to make things

A lot of people told me right off the bat that I shouldn't make teenage pokemon, that I was doing it wrong and that i was trying too hard or not trying hard enough or that just watching the show ...   more



How to make a grilled cheese sandwich

1. Grab a fist full of butter 2. Crank the stove to 11 3. Set the Blue Oyster Cult on repeat 4. Wipe your hands on bread 5. KNIFE THE CHEESE AND SET IT ON FIRE 6. Remove the helmet and enjoy   more



A Symphony ends and Spring begins

You know, I was complaining to my roommate that Spring was taking too long to get here and then I got a nice whiff of fresh pollen the other day. Now I can't stop sneezing. Spring pretty much alw...   more

A Symphony ends and Spring begins


Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)

http://youtu.be/A4HJVxG2zyo Finally, I get Dale to do a Snacktaku while senior engineer James reviews 3DS Bass Fishing game. They were baked by GameTrailers' artisan chef and producer Jeremy Hof...   more

Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)


Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games

Atlus stopped by today to show Dale some new games, but more importantly John Hardin brought us Choco Tacos and Tecate. Best. Job. Ever.   more

Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games


Talk Fast with Anthony Burch (choose your own interview)

We started a new interview series called "Talk Fast" at PAX East this year and it was fun to do. We did one with Anthony Burch of Borderlands 2 and Runner fame, but the sound didn't sound. You ...   more

Talk Fast with Anthony Burch (choose your own interview)


Shortblog: All the Personas!

Well, I said I wasn't going to do Persona games in my little RPG adventure this year, but then I got that Vita, picked up Persona 4 Golden with it and now all the other Persona games went on sale...   more

Shortblog: All the Personas!


Ga(y)mer: Part 4 - Why it Matters to Me.

I said in the introduction to this blog series that this is a topic I’ve been meaning to cover for a while. In the interest of candor, I feel like it’s worth mentioning what it was that final...   more



A Pixie's Quest - Fire Emblem: Awakening completed!

There's a first time for everything - and a fourth. Fire Emblem: Awakening is - of the four out or five Fire Emblems I've ever touched - the first game in the series I've played to completion. I ...   more

A Pixie's Quest - Fire Emblem: Awakening completed!


Ga(y)mer: Part 3 - There are No Gay Heroes (and Marketing is No Excuse)

I want you to, off the top of your head, list off every gay or bisexual character from video games that you are comfortable calling a hero. The stipulations are that this character must have an e...   more



As The Fire Emblem Turns...

We gather here to remember the fallen. Vaike will no longer get Vaikier; The Teach will no longer have classes in session. Where he died in the Plegian desert, Libra took up his axe and his plac...   more

As The Fire Emblem Turns...


Three Arguments about Anita Sarkeesian that Hinder the Whole Discussion

Howdy, D-toid. I wanted to take a break from writing “Ga(y)mer”, my totally-not-shit blog series about homosexual portrayals in video games, to talk to you about a subject that has been basic...   more



Ga(y)mer: Part 2 - Gay as Gameplay (It's Not About Sex)

I am a man with the surname Hawke, a badass knife-wielding rogue. A sarcastic, aloof jerk with a heart of gold- more than willing to screw around with folks, but unable to tolerate injustice. ...   more






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