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Questioning vs Tropes 1: Part 3 Samus Aran Damsel in Distress ?

  Now this point really pissed me off, I’m not kidding. I really don’t get it, surely the Damsel isn’t being passed between them as the concept is she’s chosen to b...   more

Questioning vs Tropes 1: Part 3 Samus Aran Damsel in Distress ?


What's in Jonathan Holmes' mouth?

I created the , and more. So now I put the question to you, fair Dtoiders: (Keep it safe for work, please!)   more



Greenlight Oddities: My Ex Boyfriend the Space Tyrant

With Greenlight really beginning to fill up with prospective titles there are many things coming up. There are the good highlighted by shows like and . There are the bad normally ports of some...   more

Greenlight Oddities: My Ex Boyfriend the Space Tyrant


Questioning Tropes vs 1: Part 2 The Princess over the chest

 I’m entirely open to seeing every concern I have destroyed by part three because I am now looking at an incomplete series and aware that to direct criticism before the finish m...   more

Questioning Tropes vs 1: Part 2 The Princess over the chest


Remember Me , it could be memorable

With seemingly little media hype about this or adverts about to push this I thought I'd actually help people remember this games is coming out in oh about 4 days time in th...   more

Remember Me , it could be memorable


Questioning vs Tropes 1: Part 1 Kate Middleton Special Ops

I did loftly consumer the product of the fermented fruit before I doth undertake yonder blog. Ok I think that’s enough of being my rather terrible attempt at some kind of classical story of ...   more

Questioning vs Tropes 1: Part 1 Kate Middleton Special Ops


XBLIG Review: Rad Raygun

: 80 So I know the developer of this game was very interested to get the name out there, I also knew I would review it at some point. Well in desperation for a game I could finish up easil...   more

XBLIG Review: Rad Raygun


"You can walk alone, on the lonely street of green"

So used games sales again are coming up. I’ve written about this before when the rumour was Sony going for it in a cBlog called “.” Well after the Xbox One reveal and all the thing so far I hav...   more



The Autopsy of Mr Anderson (The One) [Very long]

So with the Xbox One reveal event having finally occurred I did my silly blog mocking it with loads of silly jokes already, so there will be less of that in this blog, though there will still b...   more

The Autopsy of Mr Anderson (The One) [Very long]


Tacking on a legend

“I hate this tacked on multiplayer every game seemingly needs to have now.” How often have you heard that said ? The basic argument this hides is that Developers are being forced to use develop...   more

Tacking on a legend


Lets play it safe; A guide to avoiding some lets play trap holes and issues

Ok with Nintendo claiming ad revenue from Lets plays I thought rather than writing a blog bashing / defending them I’d do a blog that might be useful to some people. If you’re contacting a ...   more

Lets play it safe; A guide to avoiding some lets play trap holes and issues


Xbox one ...... I know more than one Joke already [mostly images]

So I did lovingly mock the WiiU when it came out and gave a few jibes at Sony with their console reveal but with the Xbox One, well Microsoft you blew the comic potential out the water with th...   more

Xbox one ...... I know more than one Joke already [mostly images]


Defending the Fallen Madonna’s big boobies

OK I said I was staying clear of this but with no sign of Tropes vs Women part two I decided to broach this subject again and ask what is a very difficult question. Should artistic vision be cen...   more

Defending the Fallen Madonna’s big boobies


Xblig Review: The Blitz, (An Authentic review experience with sound)

For the full authentic atmosphere feel for this review please set playing the video below this message For those having any issue reading this review a second image has been included in the pic...   more

Xblig Review: The Blitz, (An Authentic review experience with sound)


Xblig Review: Planetary Shield

80 points   So I got a request to do a review again. Now for the developer and those of you reading this I’ve decided to make this a little different. So while you read this review there’s ...   more

Xblig Review: Planetary Shield


Reviews: A load of "Free" Android "clone" games

 Android, reviewed on the Kindle Fire HD  Free  so who here has heard of or played the game  ?   is far from it, as such from me I say avoid like everyone somehow avoids knowing of t...   more

Reviews: A load of


Surprises Hidden in the Eternal Darkness

It was long ago, feels like a dream, when did me a service only a true father can: he lent me his very own physical copy of   more



Please don't tone down Shadow Warrior

Yesterday it was revealed that  developer Flying Wild Hog is  of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th...   more



Stop being so pretentious and hold this dildo bat already

With the release of two trailers so far I’ve noticed a rather unnerving reaction by many in the comments. The basic reaction is “This looks stupid will be far better, this game seems so gener...   more

Stop being so pretentious and hold this dildo bat already


The need for shovelware

So looking at the success of the Wii and the issues the Wii U is facing I have to question if it’s not so much super high AAA quality games that can make a system sell but actually shovelware a...   more

The need for shovelware


It's not for lack of a dick I insult you, but for being one. [Rant, Long]

Now a few of you may follow me on twitter and might have seen a fairly recent very civilised discussion I entered into in part with Jim Sterling, some-one whom I do have respect for though...   more

It's not for lack of a dick I insult you, but for being one. [Rant, Long]


XBLIG Review: STRACO Episode 1, a damn good $1 game

Allow me to preface this review with a few things. Firstly I'm not doing filler in this review to avoid talking about the game this first paragraph has a legitimate reason to be here and allow ...   more

XBLIG Review: STRACO Episode 1, a damn good $1 game


Why the Orange box was marketing dynamite

, a game collection by Valve which to be honest I didn’t know much about until launch day. I walked into my local games store and saw it sitting there. I had vaguely heard of it but didn’t know...   more

Why the Orange box was marketing dynamite


Violence: all around me, let the bleeding show [18+]

I put it to you dear reader that violence is just another tool to tell stories, one which can be used well by a skilled craftsman or poorly by an unskilled one. Rather than blaming the tool ...   more

Violence: all around me, let the bleeding show [18+]


Has gaming delved too greedily and deep ?

What with the likes of Cliff Blesinski himself saying about that its day one DLC skins were a just a sign of the industry long ago I thought it was probably about time to ask the question abou...   more

Has gaming delved too greedily and deep ?


#Dealwith**it

So with a certain huge rage going down due to the comments of a certain ex Microsoft employee, depending on when you’re reading this. I thought I’d throw my thoughts into the inferno oh nice w...   more

#Dealwith**it


DLC quest: Live Freemium or Die review

: Xbox 360 80MSP So I heard this game was coming and never believed it. A sequel to a game already placed as one of the only games to score a full six stars (Shameless plug alert). I ex...   more

DLC quest: Live Freemium or Die review


The War of Independents begins

So it’s begun, it really has. Due to bloated budgets in AAA development and the success of indie games costing a fraction to make has begun to have consoles take notice. Microsoft arguably beg...   more

The War of Independents begins


AMAAIAYA (Ask Me Anything And I'll Answer Your Ask)

I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them!   more



[NVGR] Some pictures of my kids for you to d'awww over

I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur...   more






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