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Chad Concelmo . Jul 27

The answers to the Destructoid Retrolympics!

Hey, everyone! If you havenít taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a little further ... but stop before you get to the part where you have to scroll...   0

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Chad Concelmo . May 16

COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 2011 Predictions!

In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THATíS BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMAZING!) Last year these questi...   0

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Chad Concelmo . May 18


Pic unrelated. I just love Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. Hey everyone! I need your help! As some of you may know, last year I went to a real-life Los Angeles psychic to have her do some E3 predictions (you can read ...   0

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ace of knaves . Mar 22

Why Ekans is Snake Backwards

We here at Destructoid have been having a lot of fun with Ekans recently, pretty much entirely because of Jim's love of the little purple bastard. Now we've all been saying that perhaps the greatest thing about Ekans is tha...   0

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ace of knaves . Mar 15

The Top 10 Least Objectionable Ace Attorney Cases

I absolutely love the Ace Attorney series. While most games are about the protagonist physically triumphing over something, these handheld courtroom procedurals starring defense attorneys Phoenix Wright, Apollo Justice, an...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Feb 25

Review: Showgirls: The Return trailer

As some of you may know, I am obsessed with Showgirls. The movie is absolutely brilliant on so many different levels and has some of the best scenes ever put to film. It also features my single favorite line of dialogue in ...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Feb 05

The #1 reason to watch the Puppy Bowl this weekend

Okay, I was going to do various countdown posts all week in celebration of the glorious Puppy Bowl that comes on this weekend, but ... well ... it was a crazy week and I didnít have time. I feel like I let down my precious ...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Feb 01

Countdown to Puppy Bowl VI! Six more days ...

F*** the Super Bowl. As most of you probably already know, I am obsessed with the Puppy Bowl. So obsessed, in fact, that starting next week I am going to start a letter-writing campaign to try to be the referee for next ye...   0

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ace of knaves . Jan 03

I Hugged One Year Ago Today...

...for it was the Destructoid Day of Hugs! Let me explain. On January 3rd of 2009, a wonderful thing happened in the c-blogs. Essentially, everyone hugged somone. Or something. Or somewhere. It's not important. What's importa...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Dec 11

Ranking the series: The Legend of Zelda

Hey, guess what comes out today?! A NEW ZELDA GAME! Woo hoo! The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks for the Nintendo DS hits stores today and I really canít wait to dive into Linkís newest adventure. While some people had trou...   0

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ace of knaves . Dec 08

The Two (Worst) Destructoid Disney Villain Lists that LEFT OFF FROLLO WTF!?

Today we've had not one but two lists of the top ten Disney villains ever, the first by Chad and the second by stevenxonward claiming Chad had missed a few key ones. Great job guys. But you both made one little mistake. You...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Dec 08

The ten best (worst?) Disney villains EVER!

The Princess and the Frog -- Disneyís glorious return to classic, 2D (musical!) animation -- comes out this week (December 11th). To celebrate, I thought it would be fun to make a list of the Top Ten best Disney villains e...   0

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ace of knaves . Dec 06

My Review of the Review this Review is Going to Get

Why hello there you meme-perpetuating sonofabitch bet you didn't see this coming. Oh yeah, with my mastery of the time space cotinuum I've positioned myself to citicize your critique of my critique of someone else's critique ...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Oct 29

Last night's episode of South Park

First of all, it was an episode about slaughtering dolphins. It was brutal to watch when the Japanese would spear the poor dolphins in the face, but it was absolutely hilarious. I loved it. But, letís get to the point of t...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Oct 06

The first five minutes of The Princess and the Frog

I havenít hidden my excitement for Disneyís upcoming hand-drawn 2D animated feature The Princess and the Frog. As anyone who knows me can tell you, I adore all Disney movies and am ecstatic that Disney (under the new leader...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Sep 09

The Heart of Destructoid: A song for the community

PAX is always such an amazing experience for me. I have always had such an immense respect and admiration for the Destructoid community, and finally getting to meet the people I love so much is an altogether overwhelming a...   0

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ace of knaves . Sep 01

Arkham Asylum is INSANEly Fun

Just released for the Xbox360 and that Sony one was Arkham Asylum, a game starring everyone's favorite Man of Steel, Batman. This is probably almost if not the best game with Batman that there ever was. It starts when you are...   0

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ace of knaves . Aug 30

Why the Ending of Arkham Asylum is Really Freaking Awful

I don't have to put a spoiler warning here do I? Surely you read the title of this post? Ugh, fine: SPOILERS FOR ARKHAM ASYLUM. Lots of 'em. Also, fair warning, this is going to be a whiny fanboy rant about an otherwise great...   0

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ace of knaves . Aug 24

Why I Love Kotaku

...Because they make this place look so damn good. In all seriousness, this site is amazing. So brilliantly, wonderfully amazing that mere hours after I rejoin the magnificent Dtoid ranks this thing starts up and I get to be ...   0

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ace of knaves . Aug 24

Finally! I'm Back!

Is this happening? Am I here? Yes, I am! Oh the glory! Sorry for the confusion Destructoid, but oh God I've missed you so very much. Way back in February of this year my home internet inexplicably prevented me from accessing ...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Jul 31

Disney's next animated classic

Although I am the biggest Pixar fan of all time, I donít consider Toy Story, WALL-E, and Up to be Disney movies. I know they technically are, but I will always look at them as straight-up Pixar movies that happen to have a ...   0

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Chad Concelmo . May 14


Hey, everyone! Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you there's no one else above you? FILL MY HEART WITH GLADNESS, TAKE AWAY ALL MY SADNESS! EASE MY TROUBLES, THATíS ... *ahem* Sorry about that. For this...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Apr 13

Round One! Polar bear vs. stupid woman! FIGHT!

Remember Knut, the cutest German polar bear cub since God invented cute German polar bear cubs? Well, some crazy ass woman jumped in the water surrounding his pen at the Berlin Zoo this past weekend. Yup. Iím not kidding. Th...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Mar 07

Don't ask, don't tell

I canít tell you how I got this, but it involved a tuna fish sandwich, four paraplegic prostitutes, the soundtrack to The Little Mermaid, David Faustino, a shirtless Chinese boy, and a handful of bruised old ladies. It was all worth it, though. This game is freakiní amazing.   0

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Chad Concelmo . Feb 23

Swimming with dolphins: A journey in pictures

First off, I have to thank the Destructoid community for everything you are about to read. Without you guys this never would have happened, so Ö thank you from the bottom of my heart. <3 As some of you may know, I got to ...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Feb 11

February 21st will be the greatest day of my life

Back in September, a group of Destructoid community members (a.k.a. the greatest human beings that have ever lived) pooled their hard-earned money to buy me a present. That present turned out to be a dolphin interaction pro...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Feb 02

Puppy Bowl recap!

I am happy to report that last nightís Puppy Bowl V was the best Puppy Bowl of all time. I was a little nervous on Saturday when I set my TiVO to record the show and noticed that is was only 2 hours rather than the traditi...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Jan 30


Itís finally here: the best weekend of the year. This Sunday, during the (stupid) Super Bowl, is the 5th annual Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet! Some of you may not know this, but I have a lifelong goal to have the Puppy Bowl ...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Jan 25

I am sorry about my comment on the podcast

On Thursdayís RetroforceGO! we were talking about something Ö honestly I canít even remember what the conversation was specifically about. All I know is it had something to do with heaven. After this was brought up I made ...   0

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Chad Concelmo . Jan 08

So, I watched The Real World last night ...

That revelation alone is enough to make fun of me for months, but please just hear me out. Looking past the unbelievably obnoxious young people who think they are the coolest human beings on the planet, there was one shining...   0

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