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Hey, everyone! If you haven’t taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a further ... but stop before you get to the part ... more
In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMA... more
Hey everyone! I need your help! As some of you may know, last year I went to a real-life Los Angeles psychic to have her do some E3 predictions (you can read the post right ). I wanted to se... more
We here at Destructoid have been having a lot of fun with recently, pretty much entirely because of love of the little purple bastard. Now we've all been saying that perhaps the greatest thin... more
I absolutely love the Ace Attorney series. While most games are about the protagonist physically triumphing over something, these handheld courtroom procedurals starring defense attorneys Phoe... more
As some of you may know, I am obsessed with . The movie is absolutely brilliant on so many different levels and has some of the best scenes ever put to film. It also features my single favorite... more
Okay, I was going to do various countdown posts all week in celebration of the glorious that comes on this weekend, but ... well ... it was a crazy week and I didn’t have time. I feel like I l... more
F*** the Super Bowl. As most of you probably already know, I am obsessed with the . So obsessed, in fact, that starting next week I am going to start a letter-writing campaign to try to be the... more
...for it was the Destructoid Day of Hugs! Let me explain. On January 3rd of 2009, a wonderful thing happened in the c-blogs. Essentially, Or something. Or somewhere. It's not important. What's ... more
Hey, guess what comes out today?! A NEW ZELDA GAME! Woo hoo! for the Nintendo DS hits stores today and I really can’t wait to dive into Link’s newest adventure. While some people had trouble ... more
Today we've had not but lists of the top ten Disney villains ever, the first by Chad and the second by stevenxonward claiming Chad had missed a few key ones. Great job guys. But you both made... more
-- Disney’s glorious return to classic, 2D (musical!) animation -- comes out this week (December 11th). To celebrate, I thought it would be fun to make a list of the Top Ten best Disney villa... more
Why hello there you meme-perpetuating sonofabitch bet you didn't see this coming. Oh yeah, with my mastery of the time space cotinuum I've positioned myself to citicize your critique of my critiq... more
First of all, it was an episode about slaughtering dolphins. It was brutal to watch when the Japanese would spear the poor dolphins in the face, but it was absolutely hilarious. I loved it. Bu... more
I haven’t hidden my excitement for Disney’s upcoming hand-drawn 2D animated feature . As anyone who knows me can tell you, I adore all Disney movies and am ecstatic that Disney (under the new l... more
PAX is always such an amazing experience for me. I have always had such an immense respect and admiration for the Destructoid community, and finally getting to meet the people I love so much i... more
Just released for the Xbox360 and that Sony one was , a game starring everyone's favorite Man of Steel, Batman. This is probably almost if not the best game with Batman that there ever was. It st... more
I don't have to put a spoiler warning here do I? Surely you read the title of this post? Ugh, fine: Lots of 'em. Also, fair warning, this is going to be a whiny fanboy rant about an otherwise gr... more
...Because they make this place look so damn good. In all seriousness, this site is amazing. So brilliantly, wonderfully amazing that mere hours after I rejoin the magnificent Dtoid ranks this th... more
Is this happening? Am I here? Yes, I am! Oh the glory! Sorry for the confusion Destructoid, but oh God I've missed you so very much. Way back in February of this year my home internet inexplicabl... more
Although I am the biggest Pixar fan of all time, I don’t consider , , and to be Disney movies. I know they technically are, but I will always look at them as straight-up Pixar movies that happ... more
Hey, everyone! Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you there's no one else above you? FILL MY HEART WITH GLADNESS, TAKE AWAY ALL MY SADNESS! EASE MY TROUBLES, THAT’S ... *ahem... more
Remember , the cutest German polar bear cub since God invented cute German polar bear cubs? Well, . Yup. I’m not kidding. The woman jumped in to swim with the cute looking bear because she thoug... more
I can’t tell you how I got this, but it involved a tuna fish sandwich, four paraplegic prostitutes, the soundtrack to , David Faustino, a shirtless Chinese boy, and a handful of bruised old lad... more
First off, I have to thank the Destructoid community for everything you are about to read. Without you guys this never would have happened, so … thank you from the bottom of my heart. 3 , I got ... more
, a group of Destructoid community members (a.k.a. the greatest human beings that have ever lived) pooled their hard-earned money to buy me a present. That present turned out to be a dolphin in... more
I am happy to report that last night’s was the best of all time. I was a little nervous on Saturday when I set my TiVO to record the show and noticed that is was only hours rather than the ... more
It’s finally here: the best weekend of the year. This Sunday, during the (stupid) , is the ! Some of you may not know this, but I have a lifelong goal to have the get higher ratings than the ... more
On Thursday’s RetroforceGO! we were talking about something … honestly I can’t even remember what the conversation was specifically about. All I know is it had something to do with heaven. Aft... more
That revelation alone is enough to make fun of me for months, but please just hear me out. Looking past the unbelievably obnoxious young people who think they are the coolest human beings on the... more
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