Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
I can honestly tell you that the boredom I suffered back then steered me into one of the greatest decisions I would ever make in my life and would put me in the position I’m currently in. Five ... more
So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. I may have, at... more
Hello Destructoid, I know I don't post often and it maybe in poor taste that I'm asking for donations here. (but I'm gonna do it anyway haha!) A fellow coworker of mine, Nick Hoppe, is battlin... more
I think it's way more complex than the writer of the article makes it out to be. Are the older tunes really better or is it nostalgia? I love the old 8-bit tunes but for a large part because... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
So today, an import copy of Catherine arrived in the mail. It was so lovely I had to share....and as a surprise bonus it came with goodies even though I was only expecting a game (should of know... more
Wow I actually typed so much that it cut off my blog. That's definately a first for me; never happened even during the most epic cblog recaps back in the day..... anyway here's the rest: ... more
A few years ago, I made a I really wanted to make this an annual thing, but then I failed hardcore 2 years in a row. So now I'm going to "retry" this yearly thing, but also I'm kick it off rig... more
Oh Dtoiders...how you've changed. I remember ya'll use to like free stuff....now only some of you like free stuff.... Anywah, I didn't enough entries to fill a full tarot deck, but that's ok.... more
Some of ya'll older dtoiders may remember this little contest I ran awhile back: Well...I recently just bought out another buddies collection of old games and needless to say, due to the fac... more
Oh hello there, Destructoid! How have you been? It's your ol' buddy, ol' pal, Uncle romstoppable. Some of you might also know me as MrSadistic on here. As some of you may or may not know (or p... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
Along time ago, I made photography contest on DTOID. The rules were to simply make a photo comic of yourself in your favorite game of the time. The winners, would get a painting of them in that... more
FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. ... more
Today, I listened to an incredible Song of Storms cover on guitar. It sent chills down my spine; it gave me goosebumps. Yesterday, I beat Mario Galaxy 2 with the assist of my girlfriend taking... more
I got some goodies in the mail today. When you win a DTOID contest (which I've never done) it's customary to share the spoils in CBlog. The t-shirts pretty sweeeeeeeeeeeeet. and actually a si... more
I got a bit over excited and posted too many pics. Maybe not too many but certainly too big. By doing that I almost raped the forums so I've decided to post the pics in this blog. Now if you have... more
Oh, hello there fine Destructoid community. With the recent shenanigans of Forum Adventures going on and whatnot, I thought it was my privilege.. no.. my DUTY to write the obligatory erotic fan... more
And it was pretty good. My biggest regret, however, was not having a decent camera to take pictures with, so now all I have is the few that people got of me that I know about. Regardless, it was... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
I'm delaying my blog about Yakuza III's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly. 10. Jim Sterling. I was here before him, and he took my fat guy sht... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
Quick Blog is Quick! Yes, I've got good news. People with borked PS3's are succesfully being able to sign in again. We're checking things out right now. But it seems that the problems are over... more
I can't properly describe how I feel right now. On one hand, I'm nervous about meeting a ton of people whom I've only known by a silly forum avatar that may or may not describe their personalit... more
Look at that. That's right, look at that shit. Your jealousy knows no bounds. You can only stare at the pure, unrequited glory that is a 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand Ultra Special Edition. I mean... more
I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse. Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever... more