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Teta . Apr 24

Pokestories with guest star: Mikey

I was bored and decided to battle Mikey on Pokemon the other day. This is a little recap on how I remember the battle folded. Lack of art is my fault, lack of correct use of english grammar is my fault too, lack of your inte...   0

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Teta . Nov 13

So Teta has now a 360

And he needs friends to play Halo with. Also Holmes made me buy Super Meat Boy and it's a blast. Ehm... I miss old DTOID. Also Boobs   0

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Excremento . Dec 03

Love/Hate: The Games as Art Argument

If it weren't for the majority of people who were born at the end of Generation X and the beginning of Generation Y, this debate wouldn't exist. I say this because we were the first generation to be brought up having wide a...   0

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Excremento . Dec 02

Love/Hate: Super Mario World

Let me get this out there right now. There is in my mind, no better example of a platforming game and no "Mario" game that comes as close to perfection than Super Mario World for the Super Nintendo. I love this game like no...   0

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Excremento . Dec 01

Do the Wrong Thing: Battletoads

Well, RevAnt hasn't put up the Monthly Musings for December just yet (I'm assuming is forthcoming)...I thought maybe I could sneak this one under the radar of the astute readers of Destructoid, even though it's really the fir...   0

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Excremento . Nov 30

A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Arcade Beat 'Em Ups

If there's one genre of games I think is getting the shaft over and over again that made me fall in love with gaming in the first place, it would have to be the beat 'em ups. These games were just notorious for eating a rol...   0

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Teta . Jul 31

Teta draws some destructoid... OH SHIT IS A SHARK

Soooooo........... Who missed this horrilbe blog, with horrible english and horrible drawings? Kids, I proudly present you tonight your favorite felatio loving Shark! Hope you enjoyed it.   0

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Rockvillian . Jul 09

Harvest Moon: It's Real Life!

HEY GUYS! :D Been very crafty lately. I made these over the weekend for my brother and sister-in-law ( and their dog ) for regular garden use, and they consist of acrylic paint, semi-gloss, and some pretty nice quarter inch hickory. I had to hold myself back from burning out and jigsawing the whole farm... D: Oh and be glad you don't farm lettuce for a living. That stuff is bright man.   0

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Teta . May 21

This is a FAILblog but still I need help

I have been having this problem for months, and I am asking your help ppl. I just canīt surf DTOID cause it`s all messed up in my browser, and I have no clue how to fix it. So it`s not that the bouncing tits quit, it`s that he can`t fucking stand to browse a broken webpage. Any clue how to fix this shit? Thanks Teta   0

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Excremento . May 18

A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- NES Games That You Had To Leave on All-Night To Beat

Back in the great days of my youth almost 19 years ago, when the NES was king and I was a portly little quiet kid. A kid who escaped everyday to the Mushroom Kingdom and Dracula's Castle to avoid my boring existence as a gr...   0

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Teta . Feb 01

10 things you don't know about boobs

1. They don't really bounce as you see in my avatar... Wait what?... Well, since this community rocks, and we are all in love and in a sharing mood, I'll share my 10 things with you... 10. I am a psychologist with an artis...   0

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liam2015 . Feb 01

10 things you or may not know Liam, but probably won't.

!0. I love these things. I could eat a whole box in under 3 minutes. Have you ever had one? They're fucking delicious. 9.Like Jimbo, I play video games every day, or at least I try to. I get a little sad if I don't, cause ...   0

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Teta . Jan 16

Let`s get the hype going: Darth Obi Wan and some other bad news

I`m still sick at home, dreaming of playing SW:Battlefront 3, and those bastards over Kotaku have posted 2 images of a plot twist, involving Obi Wan as a sith. My pijama`s just can`t take that amount of awesome in 2 pictures...   0

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Teta . Jan 15

Leaked Star Wars Battlefront 3 footage

This blog actually sucks, but after watching this video over Kotaku I couldn`t stop myself from posting it here. Free Radical took 3 games I really, really, really wanted to play.   0

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liam2015 . Jan 14

Happy Birthday Jonah Hill!

Happy Birthday sir! I hope it's awesome. It's always exciting to know there's a famous celebrity on the site, it really shows our development as a blog and a community. Anyway, I was gonna try to send you a present, but the...   0

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Riser Glen . Jan 06

Thanks for being my Neighbor, DToid

With all this so-called drama over the past few days, it has made me come to realize a few things. First, it's made me realize that this is most likely my last blog written on here. Second, it's made me realize a few things...   0

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Riser Glen . Jan 02

Heretic was banned so I guess it's safe for me to start blogging again

Honestly, I really don't know why I stopped blogging. Maybe it's just my real life taking over or maybe it's the dream I had about Christian Bale that I refused to wake up from until now. I'm not gay. It's called Bromance...   0

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Rockvillian . Dec 11

It's December 11th, and L4D Infected Wallpaper is Here!

As promised for all you 'toiders this season... my gift to you! I sort of ran out of Steam halfway through (haaaaaaaaaaaaaa), so to make up for the lengthy creation process, I threw in a special L4D Christmas Special. Also...   0

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Excremento . Dec 02

Games That Defined Me -- Chrono Cross

Chrono Cross is just one of those games that deserve more dissection and more attention from the gaming world even though I'm sure it's been done before by many other contributors and writers here on Destructoid. This was pe...   0

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Rockvillian . Dec 01

It's Dec 1st! Let's start with some Left 4 Dead wallpaper.

Hey 'toiders! First let me get out the bad news. No Advent Calendartoid this year due to the company I work for launching our product in the next few weeks. I was planning on doing one, but I'm sure you all know how dual ou...   0

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Riser Glen . Nov 28


Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright.... Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if yo...   0

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Teta . Nov 27

Pointless blog is pointless but thatīs still the most amazing cake I have ever seen

Surfing Kotaku I came across with the most amazing piece of food I have seen in my entire life. A Mario Galaxy Cake: That shit is amazing!!!! Itīs a bunch of differnet moving cakes. The fucking cake is spinning! And there...   0

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Excremento . Nov 25

A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Guilty Pleasure Movies

Whether it be games, music, books, or movies, I've earned my Weird Kid moniker. With movies it was mainly because I had too much time where I was allowed to stay up late watching all the premium channels without any adult s...   0

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Teta . Nov 14

Happy Birthday Mr.Workmengs

Did I miss a memo or something? Usually we celebrate DTOID members birthdays with a CBLOG full of happy birthdyas. And since today itīs Mr.Workmanīs birthday (well at least according to Facebook wich never lies). HAPPY 100 YEARS RON!!!!!!! Youīve always been a champ   0

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Teta . Nov 03

Penny Arcade nailed it today

If you havenīt visited todayīs comic, here it is: I really laughed hard on this one. Reminds me off when I first played MArio 64, and I am pretty sure Mirrorīs Edge will make me feel exactly like that.   0

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Riser Glen . Oct 15

INTERNET GOLDMINE: Crazy drunk lady live on camera dancing and singing with a pot on her head at 7am (NVGR) LIVE BLOGGING UPDATE: CAPTURED FOOTAGE ADDED


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Teta . Sep 23

Shortblog is short: There Will Be Brawl

Shotblog is gonna be short Great video, looking forward for the next one, and holy shit ending was awesome.   0

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Buster . Sep 21

New Senko No Ronde: DUO screenshots and videos

(I love the begining to this song.) I really want this game to come out on the 360 again, I also want it to come to the US again.Its unlikely that this is going to happen thanks to how much the first one sold here though....   0

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Rockvillian . Sep 03

Cowzilla3's True Identity: Matt Hazard

Hello strangers, I come back from the nether worlds! My good friend Cowzilla3 has a sordid past, actually confusing past since I thought he graveyard shifted as a giant lumbering human Godzilla. I was wrong! His true identity? MATT HAZARD (vague link from BlindsideDork about Matt Hazard)   0

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