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A Quick Thought On Nintendo Ruthlessly Separating Gay Couples in FC: New Life

There is injustice afoot and I am here to speak out against it. Here it goes: Bane is a terrible character in Injustice: Gods Among Us. There! I said it. With no other injustices to fight, I...   more



Fanart Flops: Sonic walks with Christ, do you? (NSFW)

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the blog that insists fanart is one word no matter what spell check says. For those not in the know Fanart Flops is a collection of the oddest and most confusing videogam...   more



The sound of many hands fapping...

... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of...   more



Wet Blanket Alert: A Link to the Past 2

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is easily one of my favorite video games of all time. I've already done multiple play throughs and if I have my way it will be the last game I play befor...   more

Wet Blanket Alert: A Link to the Past 2


Deal with it.

Yup, the next Xbox might not be for you. The rumours of an "always on" internet connected next-generation Xbox aren't particularly new, though recent leaks and the distinct lack of any outrigh...   more



I think I'm going to be defiant!

I got to level 157 or so in Defiance during the beta week... so apparently I liked the game. It releases today on my Birthday, April 2nd, and there's a pretty decent chance I'll be getting the...   more



Just call me Farmer Elsa!

I never did play Demon Souls... even though I normally love WRPG styled games. I heard it was difficult, as in brutally difficult and when I want to have my ass kicked, I generally load up an on...   more



Me and my digitial dick...

I've been a gamer since I was a nameless, genderless, adventurer in games like Zork and Myst. I then moved on to the Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dales series of games and I alwa...   more



A Short, Short History of Botched Video Game Launches

Can you guess what game inspired this post? That’s right, the recent launch of has inspired me to reflect on this past generation to look at some of the poorest video game launches gamers have...   more

A Short, Short History of Botched Video Game Launches


Damsel in Distress....

I know that Anita Sarkeesian's "Damsel in Distress" initial video of her examination of Tropes vs Women in Video games is due to drop tomorrow, so I wanted to get some of my thoughts out previo...   more



7 Demos better than their own game.

There’s been a lot of talk of demos lately since it was suggested at DICE that demos hurt more than they help in terms of sales, to which we all responded smugly and said “Ha, only the rubb...   more



A World Without Nintendo!!!

It seems after a two year recharged, the Nintendo Doom-and-Gloom Machine was operating at full power this week. After Nintendo reminded gamers why they need to own a 3DS on Thursday, Friday was...   more



Gaming Porn for Women

Last year for Valentine's Day my husband got me a funny little book called " and included really nice pictures of guys saying things like "" or "". It was cute and I thought it would be fun to ...   more



7 Things You Can Do This September Instead of Buying “Rayman Legends”

First of all: yes, I know the title sounds like flame bait and the work of a pissed off Nintendo fanboy. Part of it is, I suppose; but mostly it’s just I’m sick and tired of Ubisoft. The Rayman...   more

7 Things You Can Do This September Instead of Buying “Rayman Legends”


Sex: No. No no no no no no nonononononono. NO.

If you can’t do sex right, don’t do it at all. That’s why I don’t do sex, and that’s why developers shouldn’t either. I’m no prude, sex is a natural part of life and an unavoidable storytelling...   more



The Big Bang Theory’s Greatest Game Moments.

Finally, we’ve received the social acceptance we’ve strived so hard for. For years we were the victim of bullying and mean spirited jokes but finally, finally, nerds and gamers are no longer s...   more



The Video Game Soundtrack to my 2012 - EP

2012 is now just a memory of a year filled with disappointment, struggle, hard work, enlightenment and lots of fast food. After my 2011 ended with a question mark, so did my 2012 as I saw a bev...   more

The Video Game Soundtrack to my 2012 - EP


2nd Annual crackedbat Pointless Awards Post!

The world didn’t end this month and congress has decided to dangle us over the fiscal cliff instead of driving us over completely. That means gamers will get to play for another solid 365 days....   more

2nd Annual crackedbat Pointless Awards Post!


Search my name? That’s just masturbation.

So this is a thing now. But after searching my name I only found out there’s a lot of sad people out there that share my name and feel the need to self aggrandise on Urban Dictionary. So unless y...   more



Metal Gear Rising: Impractions

Yes, that is a combination of impressions and reactions, expect much more wordbining in the spirit of Revengeance. So, the Metal Gear Rising demo has been in the hands of those who bought the Z...   more



Gamers Are from Mars, Players Are from Venus

You know, I fancy myself a pretty nice guy most of the time. I call my mom to tell her I love her all the time, and usually it’s not even before I ask for another loan. I donate to regularly. An...   more

Gamers Are from Mars, Players Are from Venus


Chibi-Robo: The Book

So after I bought the import of Last Window through Amazon, I decided that maybe my DS buying days were not over. In fact, there are two game never released in the US that I wanted to add to my...   more

Chibi-Robo: The Book


Competition, video games and real life...

I'm not a competitive person. I tend to prefer multiplayer shooter games that are based on team tactics and allow for helping out team members with the ability to play medic or engineer or oth...   more



Surprise!

So I finally (after trying out a LOT of demos) found a Kinect game I actually like. Someone on another blog indicated that the game Rhythm Party was similar to the old Eyetoy Groove game... so...   more



An Ode to Love: Nintendo DS

Bittersweet (adj) - both pleasant and painful. Today is a bittersweet day for me, because it marks the end of era. Eight years ago this month, the Nintendo DS was released, a system that would...   more

An Ode to Love: Nintendo DS


It's Uncanny.

A simple wooden door. I've lost count of how many times my gaming adventures have been halted by one of them. In my possession I hold an axe, a crowbar, and my trusty bazooka on my back. But n...   more

It's Uncanny.


Halo 4, early perspective from a Halo noob

So, I'll begin by saying that when it comes to Halo I'm actually quite inexperienced. I played the first one, and the second. I enjoyed them immensely for their story-telling and fun campaign...   more

Halo 4, early perspective from a Halo noob


Style Savvy Trendsetters (as reviewed by a dumb blonde)

So, I’m sitting here in the hospital right now recovering from my second nose job. My mom and I talked it out and decided the bridge thingy was too wide. So we made an appointment with Dr. Han ...   more

Style Savvy Trendsetters (as reviewed by a dumb blonde)


The Halo 4 sexist banning threat has no balls.

First off, for those that don't know - I am an old, white female. My gender has occasionally been questioned, but I can describe menstrual cramps in detail, and I can also now give a crash cou...   more



Yo Ho Me Hearties! AC III Gave Me Sea Legs

There is something to be said about Assassin's Creed 3's naval gameplay. It is incredibly fun. So fun, in fact, that I believe there could be a full fledged game in here if it's done right. F...   more

Yo Ho Me Hearties!  AC III Gave Me Sea Legs





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