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My Reaction To the 2/13 Nintendo Direct In GIFs

(I was going to write something, but I decided to Buzzfeed my way through it.)   more

My Reaction To the 2/13 Nintendo Direct In GIFs

Is Toad Middle Eastern?

First, we discovered that the clouds and bushes in were using the same sprite.  Later, mankind theorised that the entirety of 3. was actually a stage play. And now, I have unearthed the next “...   more

2013 in Gaming: Better/Worse than Ever

What a year, eh? Another triumphant year for current gen consoles, the introduction of the next generation, the higher standards of AAA experiences and the greater exposure and availability of in...   more

It was the Best of 2013, it was the Blurst of 2013

Twas the day after Christmas, and crackedbat was drunk Off of Redbull and Vodka, Red Stripe and spunk With his eyes the color of blood and his face so damn pale, he decided to sit down and writ...   more

The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened.  I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could b...   more

The Internet Has Made Me An Insufferable Prat

Goddammit I hate the internet. I hate it so much. This device, this network, this… series of tubes has turned from a normal, boring introvert into a man with two personalities: my web persona and...   more

Carry Over Saves Are a Near Impossible Dream.

Carry over saves were a revolutionary idea, the concept that decisions you made could have repercussions that went beyond just later on in the game, but could carry over into the next game alt...   more

crackedbat Is Also Using Ad Block Now Because Dtoid

It was around 2:00 am this morning during crackedbat's regular aerosol and Olde English 800 binge when an ad caught his attention. It was an ad for yoga pants that look like jeans. After he was d...   more

The New Destructoid Review Scale (as dictated by the Comments Section)


Proof that Destructoid Accepts Bribes from Video Game Companies

So yesterday, a Destructoid employee who shall remain nameless had a mini freak out over a couple of assholes/douchebags/idiots/people-who-think-they're-way-funnier-than-they-actually-are making ...   more

Proof that Destructoid Accepts Bribes from Video Game Companies

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Five Reasons Why You Should Hire crackedbat To Replace Tony Ponce

Destructoid lost a great man this week. Tony Ponce served us all well as the Mega Man ambassador while championing pro-Nintendo causes (something that’s rare on this website). He dazzled us wit...   more

Atlus & SEGA: Like Fine Wine and Beefaroni

On my game shelf right now sits a copy of Shin Megami Tensei 4. It is my first forray into a mainline entry in the series. I bought it not only for the sweet deal that came with buying it and F...   more

Atlus & SEGA: Like Fine Wine and Beefaroni

Facts About Game Store Employees I Learned While Shopping Retail

Yesterday Joshua Derocher (great gay porn name by the way) published a piece about his experience with customers shopping for video games. I fully agree with everything he said and shared by ow...   more

Feminist Frequency and Relevance...

So, Anita Sarkeesian has completed her "Damsel in Distress" trilogy.  In the first video, she introduced the trope and gave some historical background to it.  She spoke of how the male rescuer ...   more

Disney's Cash Grab

Imagine if you will, it’s November and Call of Duty has just been released. You get it home and get ready to play with your brother or sister when you find out that in order to play co-op you n...   more

Disney's Cash Grab

Killing Death

We're currently going through a family crisis.  My father-in-law is 80 and has had a brain hemorrhage.  My husband immediately flew out to be with his father and after 10 days, he's finally bac...   more

Gaming With crackedbat

When you sit down with crackedbat to play video games, you best prepare yourself. You see, gaming with crackedbat will no doubt be one of the best experiences you’ll ever have. For starters, he...   more

Gaming With crackedbat

Attack of the Terrible Post-Game Content

, one of Guild-02 games released this week on the Nintendo eShop, is one of those rare games that I’m hating the more I play it. If I were a reviewer, it’s score would be dropping by the second...   more

Attack of the Terrible Post-Game Content

Defeating My Rebonack

Zelda II is a fascinating game. Clearly different from every other game in the series, Zelda II has the distinction (for me at least) as being one of the few Zelda games I have not beaten. In f...   more

Defeating My Rebonack

No means no... but sometimes it has to be said out loud.

This started as a response to excellent blog recapping some recent events at E3, but it grew far too long, and I've never been concise... so I'll put my huge ramble here in my own blog, but plea...   more

It's all about who you're sleeping with...

I've mentioned it before, but I seem to have the worst luck when it comes to video game romances.  I dumped Anomen the wimp in Baldur's Gate 2. In Dragon Age: Origins, dumped me after beco...   more

More questions than answers...

As with many console launches in the past, this year I've come away with more questions than answers.  I'm usually a Sony fangirl, but for the next generation of game consoles, I'm still undeci...   more

Nintendo's Losing Battle With Itself

For me e3 2013 will always be remembered not for its games nor its surprising reveals, but for the terrible lag on Nintendo’s presentation. Nintendo made headlines when it announced it would es...   more

Nintendo's Losing Battle With Itself

Get a PS4 or XBox One in 2013? Why Bother

I think it’s pretty clear that Sony really did E3 right this year, with its focus on games, indie developers and keeping consumer gaming rights the same as they’ve been for the past two decades...   more

Get a PS4 or XBox One in 2013? Why Bother

Fun Facts about Females

Meet Jane.  She owns a smartphone or tablet.  The install base on Android and iOS devices alone is larger than all the current gen consoles combined.  According to Flurry (an app analytics comp...   more

A Quick Thought On Nintendo Ruthlessly Separating Gay Couples in FC: New Life

There is injustice afoot and I am here to speak out against it. Here it goes: Bane is a terrible character in Injustice: Gods Among Us. There! I said it. With no other injustices to fight, I...   more

Fanart Flops: Sonic walks with Christ, do you? (NSFW)

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the blog that insists fanart is one word no matter what spell check says. For those not in the know Fanart Flops is a collection of the oddest and most confusing videogam...   more

The sound of many hands fapping...

... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of...   more

Wet Blanket Alert: A Link to the Past 2

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is easily one of my favorite video games of all time. I've already done multiple play throughs and if I have my way it will be the last game I play befor...   more

Wet Blanket Alert: A Link to the Past 2

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