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Apr 11 // Gobun

Afterthoughts: Octodad: Dadliest Catch

What's up you meme loving fucks? I played this game we're you're a god damn octopus with a family n you basically wiggle around tryna do normal tasks. How does an octopus have children with a human? Only our savior JESUS...
Mar 28 // Gobun

After Thoughts: Life Is Strange

Hey folks, long time no see. Its your old pal Gobun and this time hes back with some shitty Lets Play videos he made of self playingthis turd:     This game sucks a fatty as we drone our way through 2 FULL HOU...
Dec 23 // Alex Barbatsis

It's been a while/Holiday song

Hey y'all, its been a hot minute.  While I'm still a super Dreamcast stud (confirm this with OBAMA), I also have a pretty good PC right now. Add me on Steam username: bbats.  Orgin (BF4 only): bbats1 I made this song last ...
Apr 01 // Gobun

IAMA Guy with testicals the size of pineapples. AMA

True story, and my ballsack is black. Go ahead, ask away.
Oct 15 // Alex Barbatsis

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

Yo yo yo, the Alex Barbatsis Vanity Contest is DONEZO!!!! There was only one entry and Mr. Andy Dixon recieved no nude photos, so ninjapresident is the winner!!! He gets all the games!!!! Way to go kiddo! And here is his winning entry titled BBats and Friends 2: BBats Harder: Wowie! What a doosey of awesomeness. Way to go! Now go call your mother, she misses you. (maybe not you though KYLE!)
Oct 04 // Alex Barbatsis

Free Games 4 Vanity Art! (Easy Contest)

Reference Photo Sometimes I see some cblogs and I see some sweet sweet pictures in the personal info bar and man I get so so jealous. I seethe sometimes even. Like that Gobun character, he's got some sweet drawing. And M Ra...
Sep 18 // Alex Barbatsis

Dibs on GAIGE!!!! (Borderlands 2 DLC)

So I'm not buying Borderlands 2 today. A little too much money and I'm going on vacation tomorrow. HOWEVER, in the future I do plan on picking it up and in that time I call DIBS on that cutie pie of my eye GAGIE! I love necr...
Aug 30 // Alex Barbatsis

Exclusive PAX 2012 Show Floor Preview (Video Link)

Can't go to PAX but want to see the show floor or you just can't wait! Well, you're in luck! I snuck in and got the goods, including game announcements! Check it out! PAX PREVIEW!!! (question: When did they get rid of the embedded video stuff? Am I just blind now?)
Jul 31 // Gobun

Review: Rock, Paper, Scissors

[Editors Note: I have a drinking problem] Who gets the last slice of cake? Who will ride shotgun on the way home? Who gets to be player 1? When calling dibs fails, theres only one way to settle a conflict: Rock. Paper. Sci...
Jul 03 // Alex Barbatsis

Toots are about to come out of my boot.

After some helpful insight on my part, a flagrant abuse of power is at hand. Samit Sarkar is gone. He's off hanging out with busty people drinking Mai Thai's (1/2 oz Orgeat, 3/4 oz Orange Curaçao, 1 oz lime juice, 1.5-2 o...
Jun 06 // Gobun

Gobungasms: I've Been Hiding Edition 6/5/12

Como esta bitches? Yeah it's been a while and I kinda wanna get back into this whole blogging thing which I'm not really good at. Dixon said "Gobungasms" as apposed to "Gobunisms" and it struck a nerve so deep, that it mad...
Apr 02 // Gobun

10 Things You Probably Already Know About Me

Blah blah blah, it's me, Gobun. Lets be honest, I'm jumping on this bandwagon because I love myself some attention and it seems to be my only form of nourishment these days. Bonus: I lost 30 weights since the picture on t...
Mar 21 // Gobun

A Game of Foots: Your Move Max

About a week ago, I sent Max Scoville a picture of my left foot. Glorious Gobun leg hair Fabu Gobun work shoe Sensual Gobun loving Max fondles some book I've never heard of Playing on my 3DS Max has his foot...
Jan 13 // Gobun

A Gobun and his Ant Farm

Christmas came late this year since I was involved in like Forums Secret Santa n shit and I admit that I've been acting like a huge baby bitch because I haven't received my God damn gift yet. But I got it. Yesterday. Evenin...
Dec 20 // Gobun

Giving: Take it. TAKE THE GIFT.

Alright so lately, I've been GIVING away Tribes: Ascend beta keys. If you don't know what Tribes: Ascend is, time to open up those holes on the sides of your heads and listen with your eyes what I'm about to fucking type. ...
Nov 03 // Gobun

Sandwichtoid: GOBUN, WACHUGRUBBIN?

So I like sandwiches a lot. This is a blog about sandwiches. YEAH! This is the beginning of a sandwich. It's a slice of white bread. Because wheat bread is disgusting. I turned this slice of bread into a peanut butter a...
Oct 26 // DtoidLosAngeles

Dtoid Los Angeles is having a Halloween party!

It's been a while since we've all gotten together, so let's meet up this Saturday! The wonderful Kyle and Donna will be hosting a Halloween party at their house, complete with giant inflatable slide, great people, and copiou...
Oct 11 // Alex Barbatsis

Integration: Who Needs Games?

I don’t understand when people say their Wii just gathers dust in the corner. I use my Wii everyday. I always am fumbling for the Wiimote after setting it down in some foreign corner. “Now why is this in the laundry baske...
Sep 21 // Gobun

I Play Video Games....Sometimes

I have the urge to write and I have nothing video game related to say other than this: -The characterization choices of the protagonists in Dead Island are beyond piss poor. It seems they gave the men the most interesting ba...
Sep 02 // Gobun

How to be a Better People™

Something that’s always bothered me about my humble home known as “The Forums” is that there isn’t a flow of new members, what so ever. Every so often a stray sheep will tumble into our neck of the woods, and more often th...
Aug 23 // Gobun

Welcome to My Hidey-Hole

It's been a while since I've written a blog, which is why I'm gonna keep this short anyway. This is nothing more than a short tour of my room. This is my stupid closet. This is where I play video games/come to cry. This is where I hide my find my solutions for balding. This is where I bump my knee every so often. This is where I do my quiet business
Aug 13 // beverlynoelle

Why I can't ignore the Frag Dolls anymore (and you shouldn't, either).

A few days ago, the results of the 2011 Frag Doll Casting Call were announced. This year, two lucky young women were plucked out of the Frag Doll Cadettes Academy to join the ranks of paid corporate spokesmodels! Clearly, thi...
Aug 09 // Alcoholocast

Episode Thirty Something: He Was Just a Dude With Sandals

After a couple month hiatus/lazyfuckathon, Alcoholocast is BACK! Sorry for the delay kids, but seeing as how all us in the Alcoholocast crew are cool kids, we actually went out and did shit during the summer. But we're def...
Jul 05 // Alex Barbatsis

Trenched Contest RESULTS!!!!

So here are the contest RESLUTS (way better than results) as well as my thought process behind the winners. First, the haiku about a Dtoid editor. Right off the bat, Manasteel88 had this very strong haiku, but tell me if y...
Jun 29 // Alex Barbatsis

Win Trenched on XBLA (Contest)

Soooo I recently won a couple of codes for Double Fine’s Trenched for Xbox Live Arcade from the Dtoid live show Saturday Morning Hangover on Justin TV. This game looks awesome, with guys standing in tanks blowing stuff up and...
Jun 15 // Alex Barbatsis

Video Game Dance Club + Me (Video)

I was in a Funny or Die video that was all about a cool club, except this cool club happened to play video game music. I don't really get why it's funny because it was just thee coolest dance club I've ever been to. (and I li...
Jun 13 // Alcoholocast

Episode Thirty Two: It Tastes Like a Sweaty Finger

Hope everyone enjoyed that crazy E3 week, as we're back with another episode from our backlog! Join Allen, Sam, Joe, Nick, Jay, Conor, JackShadow, Julius, and Sarah Michelle Rodriguez as we once again answer life's deepes...
Jun 09 // Alex Barbatsis

E3: Same Old Song

So I snuck into E3 a day early this year. I work downtown LA right near the convention center. I thought I’d check out E3 for a little bit, so I walked on over. This was on Monday, June 6th. After checking out the lobby and ...
Jun 02 // Alcoholocast

Episode Thirty One: I'm Just Trying to Take a Shit, Bro

Sorry for the extended hiatus, buds; business calls, and no one had much time to edit any of these. I'm making it up to you with what I think is the funniest episode we've recorded yet. It's also the longest, but that's to...
May 18 // Alcoholocast

Episode Thirty: My Mind Works Like Crazy Stairs

It's another freakin wild long one, as our very own Jules gives us some absolute gems, some that may result in lawsuits if heard by the wrong peeps. He joins us for this one along with Allen, John, Nick, Sam, Joe, Scott, an...

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