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Mr.Gobun vs. Loadout

Hey. Longtime no see. Yeah I'm still the same punk. But ya'll already knew that. How about a story?  So up until a couple days ago i was really into LOADOUT, ya know the arena action shooter that came out about a month...   more



It's been a while/Holiday song

Hey y'all, its been a hot minute.  While I'm still a super Dreamcast stud (confirm this with OBAMA), I also have a pretty good PC right now. Add me on Steam username: bbats.  Orgin (BF4 only): bbats1 I made this song last ...   more

It's been a while/Holiday song


IAMA Guy with testicals the size of pineapples. AMA

True story, and my ballsack is black. Go ahead, ask away.   more

IAMA Guy with testicals the size of pineapples. AMA


Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

Yo yo yo, the Alex Barbatsis Vanity Contest is DONEZO!!!! There was only one entry and Mr. Andy Dixon recieved no nude photos, so ninjapresident is the winner!!! He gets all the games!!!! Way to go kiddo! And here is his winning entry titled BBats and Friends 2: BBats Harder: Wowie! What a doosey of awesomeness. Way to go! Now go call your mother, she misses you. (maybe not you though KYLE!)   more

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner


Free Games 4 Vanity Art! (Easy Contest)

Reference Photo Sometimes I see some cblogs and I see some sweet sweet pictures in the personal info bar and man I get so so jealous. I seethe sometimes even. Like that Gobun character, he's got some sweet drawing. And M Ra...   more

Free Games 4 Vanity Art! (Easy Contest)


Dibs on GAIGE!!!! (Borderlands 2 DLC)

So I'm not buying Borderlands 2 today. A little too much money and I'm going on vacation tomorrow. HOWEVER, in the future I do plan on picking it up and in that time I call DIBS on that cutie pie of my eye GAGIE! I love necr...   more

Dibs on GAIGE!!!! (Borderlands 2 DLC)


Exclusive PAX 2012 Show Floor Preview (Video Link)

Can't go to PAX but want to see the show floor or you just can't wait! Well, you're in luck! I snuck in and got the goods, including game announcements! Check it out! PAX PREVIEW!!! (question: When did they get rid of the embedded video stuff? Am I just blind now?)   more

Exclusive PAX 2012 Show Floor Preview (Video Link)


Review: Rock, Paper, Scissors

[Editors Note: I have a drinking problem] Who gets the last slice of cake? Who will ride shotgun on the way home? Who gets to be player 1? When calling dibs fails, theres only one way to settle a conflict: Rock. Paper. Sci...   more



Toots are about to come out of my boot.

After some helpful insight on my part, a flagrant abuse of power is at hand. Samit Sarkar is gone. He's off hanging out with busty people drinking Mai Thai's (1/2 oz Orgeat, 3/4 oz Orange Curaçao, 1 oz lime juice, 1.5-2 o...   more



Gobungasms: I've Been Hiding Edition 6/5/12

Como esta bitches? Yeah it's been a while and I kinda wanna get back into this whole blogging thing which I'm not really good at. Dixon said "Gobungasms" as apposed to "Gobunisms" and it struck a nerve so deep, that it mad...   more



10 Things You Probably Already Know About Me

Blah blah blah, it's me, Gobun. Lets be honest, I'm jumping on this bandwagon because I love myself some attention and it seems to be my only form of nourishment these days. Bonus: I lost 30 weights since the picture on t...   more



A Game of Foots: Your Move Max

About a week ago, I sent Max Scoville a picture of my left foot. Glorious Gobun leg hair Fabu Gobun work shoe Sensual Gobun loving Max fondles some book I've never heard of Playing on my 3DS Max has his foot...   more



A Gobun and his Ant Farm

Christmas came late this year since I was involved in like Forums Secret Santa n shit and I admit that I've been acting like a huge baby bitch because I haven't received my God damn gift yet. But I got it. Yesterday. Evenin...   more



Giving: Take it. TAKE THE GIFT.

Alright so lately, I've been GIVING away Tribes: Ascend beta keys. If you don't know what Tribes: Ascend is, time to open up those holes on the sides of your heads and listen with your eyes what I'm about to fucking type. ...   more



Sandwichtoid: GOBUN, WACHUGRUBBIN?

So I like sandwiches a lot. This is a blog about sandwiches. YEAH! This is the beginning of a sandwich. It's a slice of white bread. Because wheat bread is disgusting. I turned this slice of bread into a peanut butter a...   more



Dtoid Los Angeles is having a Halloween party!

It's been a while since we've all gotten together, so let's meet up this Saturday! The wonderful Kyle and Donna will be hosting a Halloween party at their house, complete with giant inflatable slide, great people, and copiou...   more

Dtoid Los Angeles is having a Halloween party!


Integration: Who Needs Games?

I don’t understand when people say their Wii just gathers dust in the corner. I use my Wii everyday. I always am fumbling for the Wiimote after setting it down in some foreign corner. “Now why is this in the laundry baske...   more

Integration: Who Needs Games?


I Play Video Games....Sometimes

I have the urge to write and I have nothing video game related to say other than this: -The characterization choices of the protagonists in Dead Island are beyond piss poor. It seems they gave the men the most interesting ba...   more



How to be a Better People™

Something that’s always bothered me about my humble home known as “The Forums” is that there isn’t a flow of new members, what so ever. Every so often a stray sheep will tumble into our neck of the woods, and more often th...   more



Welcome to My Hidey-Hole

It's been a while since I've written a blog, which is why I'm gonna keep this short anyway. This is nothing more than a short tour of my room. This is my stupid closet. This is where I play video games/come to cry. This is where I hide my find my solutions for balding. This is where I bump my knee every so often. This is where I do my quiet business   more



Why I can't ignore the Frag Dolls anymore (and you shouldn't, either).

A few days ago, the results of the 2011 Frag Doll Casting Call were announced. This year, two lucky young women were plucked out of the Frag Doll Cadettes Academy to join the ranks of paid corporate spokesmodels! Clearly, thi...   more



Episode Thirty Something: He Was Just a Dude With Sandals

After a couple month hiatus/lazyfuckathon, Alcoholocast is BACK! Sorry for the delay kids, but seeing as how all us in the Alcoholocast crew are cool kids, we actually went out and did shit during the summer. But we're def...   more

Episode Thirty Something: He Was Just a Dude With Sandals


Trenched Contest RESULTS!!!!

So here are the contest RESLUTS (way better than results) as well as my thought process behind the winners. First, the haiku about a Dtoid editor. Right off the bat, Manasteel88 had this very strong haiku, but tell me if y...   more

Trenched Contest RESULTS!!!!


Win Trenched on XBLA (Contest)

Soooo I recently won a couple of codes for Double Fine’s Trenched for Xbox Live Arcade from the Dtoid live show Saturday Morning Hangover on Justin TV. This game looks awesome, with guys standing in tanks blowing stuff up and...   more

Win Trenched on XBLA (Contest)


Video Game Dance Club + Me (Video)

I was in a Funny or Die video that was all about a cool club, except this cool club happened to play video game music. I don't really get why it's funny because it was just thee coolest dance club I've ever been to. (and I li...   more

Video Game Dance Club + Me (Video)


Episode Thirty Two: It Tastes Like a Sweaty Finger

Hope everyone enjoyed that crazy E3 week, as we're back with another episode from our backlog! Join Allen, Sam, Joe, Nick, Jay, Conor, JackShadow, Julius, and Sarah Michelle Rodriguez as we once again answer life's deepes...   more

Episode Thirty Two: It Tastes Like a Sweaty Finger


E3: Same Old Song

So I snuck into E3 a day early this year. I work downtown LA right near the convention center. I thought I’d check out E3 for a little bit, so I walked on over. This was on Monday, June 6th. After checking out the lobby and ...   more

E3: Same Old Song


Episode Thirty One: I'm Just Trying to Take a Shit, Bro

Sorry for the extended hiatus, buds; business calls, and no one had much time to edit any of these. I'm making it up to you with what I think is the funniest episode we've recorded yet. It's also the longest, but that's to...   more

Episode Thirty One: I'm Just Trying to Take a Shit, Bro


Episode Thirty: My Mind Works Like Crazy Stairs

It's another freakin wild long one, as our very own Jules gives us some absolute gems, some that may result in lawsuits if heard by the wrong peeps. He joins us for this one along with Allen, John, Nick, Sam, Joe, Scott, an...   more

Episode Thirty: My Mind Works Like Crazy Stairs


Episode Twenty Nine: We Have to Go Deeper Dish

Switching it up a little for this ep: this marks the first time all of us have recorded while stone sober. Sounds like it'd be a disaster, but it's surprisingly one of the funniest eps to date. Join Jay Hitcher, Sam, Scott...   more

Episode Twenty Nine: We Have to Go Deeper Dish





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