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IAMA Guy with testicals the size of pineapples. AMA

12:03 PM on 04.01.2013 // Gobun's blog

True story, and my ballsack is black. Go ahead, ask away. more

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

7:51 PM on 10.15.2012 // Alex Barbatsis's blog

Yo yo yo, the Alex Barbatsis Vanity Contest is DONEZO!!!! There was only one entry and Mr. Andy Dixon recieved no nude photos, so is the winner!!! He gets all the games!!!! Way to go kiddo! And ... more

Free Games 4 Vanity Art! (Easy Contest)

6:06 PM on 10.04.2012 // Alex Barbatsis's blog

Sometimes I see some cblogs and I see some sweet sweet pictures in the personal info bar and man I get so so jealous. I seethe sometimes even. Like that Gobun character, he's got some sweet dr... more

Dibs on GAIGE!!!! (Borderlands 2 DLC)

7:32 PM on 09.18.2012 // Alex Barbatsis's blog

So I'm not buying Borderlands 2 today. A little too much money and I'm going on vacation tomorrow. HOWEVER, in the future I do plan on picking it up and in that time I call DIBS on that cutie pi... more

Exclusive PAX 2012 Show Floor Preview (Video Link)

3:41 PM on 08.30.2012 // Alex Barbatsis's blog

Can't go to PAX but want to see the show floor or you just can't wait! Well, you're in luck! I snuck in and got the goods, including game announcements! Check it out! (question: When did the... more

Review: Rock, Paper, Scissors

10:35 PM on 07.31.2012 // Gobun's blog

[Editors Note: I have a drinking problem] Who gets the last slice of cake? Who will ride shotgun on the way home? Who gets to be player 1? When calling dibs fails, theres only one way to settl... more

Toots are about to come out of my boot.

8:06 AM on 07.03.2012 // Alex Barbatsis's blog

After some helpful insight on my part, a flagrant abuse of power is at hand. He's off hanging out with busty people drinking Mai Thai's (1/2 oz Orgeat, 3/4 oz Orange Curaçao, 1 oz lime juice... more

Gobungasms: I've Been Hiding Edition 6/5/12

12:54 AM on 06.06.2012 // Gobun's blog

Como esta bitches? Yeah it's been a while and I kinda wanna get back into this whole blogging thing which I'm not really good at. Dixon said "Gobungasms" as apposed to "Gobunisms" and it struc... more

10 Things You Probably Already Know About Me

7:16 PM on 04.02.2012 // Gobun's blog

Blah blah blah, it's me, Gobun. Lets be honest, I'm jumping on this bandwagon because I love myself some attention and it seems to be my only form of nourishment these days. Bonus: I lost 30 ... more

A Game of Foots: Your Move Max

3:43 AM on 03.21.2012 // Gobun's blog

About a week ago, I sent Max Scoville a picture of my left foot. Time for a change of battlefield, Max. Your move: more

A Gobun and his Ant Farm

1:44 PM on 01.13.2012 // Gobun's blog

Christmas came late this year since I was involved in like Forums Secret Santa n shit and I admit that I've been acting like a huge baby bitch because I haven't received my God damn gift yet. B... more

Giving: Take it. TAKE THE GIFT.

7:56 PM on 12.20.2011 // Gobun's blog

Alright so lately, I've been GIVING away Tribes: Ascend beta keys. If you don't know what Tribes: Ascend is, time to open up those holes on the sides of your heads and listen with your eyes wh... more

Sandwichtoid: GOBUN, WACHUGRUBBIN?

2:06 AM on 11.03.2011 // Gobun's blog

So I like sandwiches a lot. This is a blog about sandwiches. This is the beginning of a sandwich. It's a slice of white bread. . I turned this slice of bread into a peanut butter and jelly... more

Dtoid Los Angeles is having a Halloween party!

11:27 AM on 10.26.2011 // DtoidLosAngeles's blog

It's been a while since we've all gotten together, so let's meet up this Saturday! The wonderful Kyle and Donna will be hosting a Halloween party at their house, complete with giant inflatable s... more

Integration: Who Needs Games?

2:39 AM on 10.11.2011 // Alex Barbatsis's blog

I don’t understand when people say their Wii just gathers dust in the corner. I use my Wii everyday. I always am fumbling for the Wiimote after setting it down in some foreign corner. “Now wh... more

I Play Video Games....Sometimes

3:39 AM on 09.21.2011 // Gobun's blog

I have the urge to write and I have nothing video game related to say other than this: -The characterization choices of the protagonists in Dead Island are beyond piss poor. It seems they gave t... more

How to be a Better People™

11:20 PM on 09.02.2011 // Gobun's blog

Something that’s always bothered me about my humble home known as “The Forums” is that there isn’t a flow of new members, what so ever. Every so often a stray sheep will tumble into our neck o... more

Welcome to My Hidey-Hole

5:15 AM on 08.23.2011 // Gobun's blog

It's been a while since I've written a blog, which is why I'm gonna keep this short anyway. This is nothing more than a short tour of my room. This is my stupid closet. This is where I pla... more

Why I can't ignore the Frag Dolls anymore (and you shouldn't, either).

7:31 PM on 08.13.2011 // beverlynoelle's blog

A few days ago, the results of the were announced. This year, lucky young women were plucked out of the Frag Doll Cadettes Academy to join the ranks of paid corporate spokesmodels! Clearly, thi... more

Episode Thirty Something: He Was Just a Dude With Sandals

4:36 AM on 08.09.2011 // Alcoholocast's blog

After a couple month hiatus/lazyfuckathon, Alcoholocast is BACK! Sorry for the delay kids, but seeing as how all us in the Alcoholocast crew are cool kids, we actually went out and did shit dur... more

Trenched Contest RESULTS!!!!

11:08 PM on 07.05.2011 // Alex Barbatsis's blog

So here are the contest RESLUTS (way better than results) as well as my thought process behind the winners. First, the haiku about a Dtoid editor. Right off the bat, Manasteel88 had this very ... more

Win Trenched on XBLA (Contest)

7:55 PM on 06.29.2011 // Alex Barbatsis's blog

Soooo I recently won a couple of codes for Double Fine’s Trenched for Xbox Live Arcade from the Dtoid live show Saturday Morning Hangover on Justin TV. This game looks awesome, with guys standing... more

Video Game Dance Club + Me (Video)

11:19 AM on 06.15.2011 // Alex Barbatsis's blog

I was in a Funny or Die video that was all about a cool club, except this cool club happened to play video game music. I don't really get why it's funny because it was just thee coolest dance clu... more

Episode Thirty Two: It Tastes Like a Sweaty Finger

6:51 PM on 06.13.2011 // Alcoholocast's blog

Hope everyone enjoyed that crazy E3 week, as we're back with another episode from our backlog! Join Allen, Sam, Joe, Nick, Jay, Conor, JackShadow, Julius, and Sarah Michelle Rodriguez as we o... more

E3: Same Old Song

1:01 PM on 06.09.2011 // Alex Barbatsis's blog

So I snuck into E3 a day early this year. I work downtown LA right near the convention center. I thought I’d check out E3 for a little bit, so I walked on over. This was on Monday, June 6th. Aft... more

Episode Thirty One: I'm Just Trying to Take a Shit, Bro

10:54 PM on 06.02.2011 // Alcoholocast's blog

Sorry for the extended hiatus, buds; business calls, and no one had much time to edit any of these. I'm making it up to you with what I think is the funniest episode we've recorded yet. It's a... more

Episode Thirty: My Mind Works Like Crazy Stairs

5:34 PM on 05.18.2011 // Alcoholocast's blog

It's another freakin wild long one, as our very own Jules gives us some absolute gems, some that may result in lawsuits if heard by the wrong peeps. He joins us for this one along with Allen, J... more

Episode Twenty Nine: We Have to Go Deeper Dish

6:13 PM on 05.09.2011 // Alcoholocast's blog

Switching it up a little for this ep: this marks the first time all of us have recorded while stone sober. Sounds like it'd be a disaster, but it's surprisingly one of the funniest eps to date.... more

Episode 28: Babbytouch USA

1:46 PM on 05.04.2011 // Alcoholocast's blog

Bet you've been anticipating this one, eh? Daze, Sam, Scott, Allen, John, and a stoned as FUCK Jules celebrate our guest Cataract's 21st birthday with this one, as we discuss shit, some kosher, ... more

Episode 27: I Own Eight Condoms; Is That Enough?

8:12 AM on 04.26.2011 // Alcoholocast's blog

Hot on the heels of the massive success of Episode 26, we bring the amazeballs again with Episode 27! Sam aka z0mbie5 joins Allen, Julius, Jess, John, Nelson, Scott, Jay Hitcher, and Daze as we... more

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