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[NVGR] My Top 10 Black-Metal Releases of all time

Happy Easter everyone and what better way to celebrate this glorious day, than taking a look at my favorite Black Metal Albums ever. Now I guess even the headline has scared of everyone but on...   more

[NVGR] My Top 10 Black-Metal Releases of all time


Even in my kitchen there's an F.O.E!

I was making a very late dinner Tuesday night. I spilled a little Worcestershire sauce and this appeared on my counter: I fucking ran away. It is not there now, but it may still be roaming ...   more



Setting booty traps! Or why The Goonies II is due a remake.

Well, if there was anyone that could make a sequel to or reboot of a movie from my childhood, Richard Donner is one of the few I'd let get away with it. A new Goonies movie is really happening! ...   more

Setting booty traps! Or why The Goonies II is due a remake.


Free things can be yours

My transcriptionist has completed work on Episode 1 of Kilonova Complex (available on and ). It's serial fiction in the sci fi (meaning Science Fience) genre. There's a description in the comme...   more

Free things can be yours


Should Castlevania praise the sun?

So in the midst of playing Metroidvanias and RPGs so far this year, I took a small detour into the NES "Classic" Castlevania era. This is to say I played the original Castlevania and Ninja Gaiden...   more

Should Castlevania praise the sun?


Zombie Orwell's Backlog: Eminem. Plus, the return of dick wolf.

Destructoid, you've been very naughty. How dare you. You offend me. JUST KIDDING!!! Haha. I like irreverent jokes designed for laughter. It is funny. Here is more funny: Eminem. The humanist ...   more

Zombie Orwell's Backlog: Eminem. Plus, the return of dick wolf.


My favorite Metroidvania moments.

This is a Metroidvania kind of week and I'm having a Metroidvania year thus far. With Super Metroid's 20th anniversary today, Koji Igarashi leaving Konami to likely make more Metroidvanias and ev...   more



Iga Returns?

Koji Igarashi. Perhaps he is what Dracula saw in his Mirror of Fate, aside from Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2's Metacritic scores. Perhaps Dracula saw him speaking at GDC 2014 this week specifi...   more

Iga Returns?


The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Coda

Coda Let us rest not firmly upon the mortal coil, for such be the shattering remains of decadence. Instead, let us part in somber reflection. We raised the stakes and razed the cities. M...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Coda


The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 17

Chapter 17 Jim's glinty, glinty eyes surveyed the Valley of Godless Ruination. Four hours prior, the love of his life had met a bloody end. In happier times, Jim might have ma...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 17


A heartfelt, out-of-character moment.

Hey Dtoid. Right now I don't have any Zombie Orwell in me. This is the guy behind the voice. What I'm gonna do goes against the unwritten rules of the character I've created, but I've reached an ...   more



Snow daze

It has begun. The snow, that is. A journey and brief stay in the snow. A snowjourn? Here in the American southeast - with the exception of the Appalachian portion of the region - people flip o...   more

Snow daze


Another Metroid post: The Zero Missioning!

I spent part of this last week playing Metroid Zero Mission, mostly to take a break from Fire Emblem Awakening for a bit but also to celebrate the remake's tenth anniversary today. Zero Mission i...   more

Another Metroid post: The Zero Missioning!


[The Past] My first console was kind of an oddity. Welcome the MSX

149jGeIlx3I The Year was 1990. The Berlin Wall had fallen the year prior, Germany was reunited, the guy above was actually relevant and in a little village in lower saxony, my parents got a vis...   more

[The Past] My first console was kind of an oddity. Welcome the MSX


Puppy Bowl VS Kitten Bowl Stream STARTS NOW!!

[justify]Awwww snap! It's another year, which means it's time for Puppy Bowl stream! But this year, there's actually . Yeah, Competing with Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl this year, Hallmark chan...   more

Puppy Bowl VS Kitten Bowl Stream STARTS NOW!!


FACTS! Because I said they are!

Here on the internet we can affirm truths by simply saying "FACT" in all caps. So long as we do this, we can sneer down at our lessers for we are true gamers and they can go play Candyland until ...   more



R.I.P. JewWario

Well...what else is there left to say? The news spread via Twitter and well...Always sad to see someone go. Especially at this relatively young age. R.I.P. Dude. Shoot for the stars.   more

R.I.P. JewWario


2014 should be the Year of Samus Aran

Hey, Nintendo. I'm sure you're really busy right now with restructuring plans and excited to read all the advice people have been recycling for the last 15 years, but there's an important date co...   more



I need your Nottoid questions. Put them inside me.

Give me questions while I ingest "foodstuffs" in preparation for podcasting. BTW, have you followed me on and checked my If not, I will kill you from the tree outside your bedroom window. Do...   more

I need your Nottoid questions. Put them inside me.


Across the Miiverse

Well, it's a new year and the first thing I'm doing is beating the crap out of Fire Emblem: Awakening and Shin Megami Tensei IV a couple more times. I bought up all the DLC for SMT IV that matter...   more



Give me NotToid questions or prepare for death.

NotToid records right NOW. Do questions.   more

Give me NotToid questions or prepare for death.


2013: The year I found this floor deliciously warm!

Well, this is a bit of a last minute blog. This isn't really an "of the year" blog or anything. This is more of an assessment of the games that I set out to play, the ones I didn't get around to ...   more



The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 16

Chapter 16 Narrator X ON BOARD THE DESTRUCTZORD His head turned slowly to the left. The cockpit was sliding forward. He looked at Jim, who was sliding with it. Now the do...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 16


Pixie's Mix #2: Merry WTF-ever!

Hey folks, don't have a lot of time for in-between commentary on this post, but I thought I'd share some holiday-themed game music and at least other tracks that fit a wintery theme. It was actu...   more



"Short Question" and "a Feature I want for every Handheld from now to Eternity"

Hi guys, it's me again. I just wanted to ask a short question to the guys actually reading blogs around here. Like last year, I want to do a "My 2013 in gaming", however, I wanted to mix things ...   more



Opinion: My reasons for why I'm not excited for Mighty No. 9 (yet)

Keiji Inafune's latest game, definitely has a lot of hype following it. The internet video game community has seemingly appointed it as the successor of , which I feel is a bit premature, and In...   more



The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 15

Chapter 15 Jim woke up shivering. He was in a dark room lying on a hard surface. The only sound was a soft, steady hum. He felt needles stabbing into his legs and shoulder when...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 15


The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened. I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could b...   more



A pixie's dreams (on video games, D-toid & Dismal Jesters).

It all started on the Big Shell from Big Shell was under attack by dragons. This was bad because there was a party going on inside the Big Shell in celebration on Bill Cosby's latest film, host...   more



Pixie's Mix #1: Favorites from 2013

I don't know how frequent a series of posts like this will be, but I'm always adding game music to my various things that play MP3s, which is my 3DS, my old PC and now my tablet. 2013 had a lot o...   more






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