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Hey, everyone! If you haven’t taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a further ... but stop before you get to the part ... more
In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMA... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
Hey everyone! I need your help! As some of you may know, last year I went to a real-life Los Angeles psychic to have her do some E3 predictions (you can read the post right ). I wanted to se... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
As some of you may know, I am obsessed with . The movie is absolutely brilliant on so many different levels and has some of the best scenes ever put to film. It also features my single favorite... more
Okay, I was going to do various countdown posts all week in celebration of the glorious that comes on this weekend, but ... well ... it was a crazy week and I didn’t have time. I feel like I l... more
F*** the Super Bowl. As most of you probably already know, I am obsessed with the . So obsessed, in fact, that starting next week I am going to start a letter-writing campaign to try to be the... more
Firstly, . Any excuse to watch Escape from City 17, right? Secondly, The Void is currently on sale for half off ($9.99) on Steam, and really deserves to be checked out. Maybe. On the one han... more
Firstly, is about the most prolific video game movie actors in Hollywood. Two are supermodels. The Saboteur is, to me, an incredibly enjoyable game that isn't actually all that good. While i... more
Hey, guess what comes out today?! A NEW ZELDA GAME! Woo hoo! for the Nintendo DS hits stores today and I really can’t wait to dive into Link’s newest adventure. While some people had trouble ... more
-- Disney’s glorious return to classic, 2D (musical!) animation -- comes out this week (December 11th). To celebrate, I thought it would be fun to make a list of the Top Ten best Disney villa... more
First of all, . Second of all, I think AC2's ending has to go down in history, alongside the Star Destroyer bit in Force Unleashed, as one of those gameplay moments that sounds absolutely spec... more
I mean, holy . These are goddamn amazing. I'm reading the backs of the boxes now, and god . And the DVDs actually work in my PC. I'm watching Mortal Kombat as we speak. Thanks, a thousand time... more
p Firstly, a top five list about the (and the if you feel like it). Secondly, the forumites already found it but Ash and I did a scene for the Star Wars Uncut fan project, which can be viewed ... more
First of all, it was an episode about slaughtering dolphins. It was brutal to watch when the Japanese would spear the poor dolphins in the face, but it was absolutely hilarious. I loved it. Bu... more
Which is odd, because I have the exact opposite opinion when it comes to, like, actual games. Sold Demon's Souls a little while ago, and despite loving the first Way of the Samurai like it we... more
This will get a frontpage post very soon, but you should probably know that the HAWP Season One DVD is now available: https://www.createspace.com/274598 And if you're on this list, that means yo... more
At the time of writing the review, I hadn't completed the game and thus didn't give it a score. The Dtoid tips line got an angy email from some guy who hilariously ended with "email me back if ... more
I am the stupidest person in the world, and one of the credits in the fanart menu section on the DVD will be wrong. I am intensely, intensely sorry for this and will try to mention the real artis... more
Just writing about the goddamn thing makes me want to see it again. HAWP DVD UPDATE: I finished the proof and sent it off to CreateSpace. Now I just wait for them to send it back, and approve ... more
I haven’t hidden my excitement for Disney’s upcoming hand-drawn 2D animated feature . As anyone who knows me can tell you, I adore all Disney movies and am ecstatic that Disney (under the new l... more
While the Podtoid crew will be talking about pecs and Super Street Fighter IV tonight, I'm going to be on at 9 pm Arizona time (in other words, roughly three hours from now). You can listen ... more
Seriously. That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think... more
and how close we are to reaching it in reality. On the subject of future-tech, I just got an iPod touch and am flabbergasted by how willingly people will put up with an intrinsically bullshit... more