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May 22 // Panzadolphin56

EU FNF - May 22nd!?!

Want to play some Europeans games? You bet your sweet buns you do! Feel free to post the details below if you're organising something and we can all join in and play together. Friday Night Fights are run entirely by the ...
May 15 // Panzadolphin56

EU FNF - May 15th!!!!!!

Want to play some Europeans games? You bet your sweet buns you do! Feel free to post the details below if you're organising something and we can all join in and play together. Friday Night Fights are run entirely by the ...
Apr 30 // Glowbear

Destructoid is now a pile of stale shit to me

I’ve been fired, alongside possibly Stevil. but yet to be confirmed, from the staff section of Destructoid and Frontpage posting. I hope they don't get rid of him, he's so lovely and Welsh.   We were bot...
Apr 24 // Panzadolphin56

EU FNF - April 24th?

Want to play some Europeans games? You bet your sweet buns you do! Feel free to post the details below if you're organising something and we can all join in and play together. Friday Night Fights are run entirely by the ...
Apr 17 // Panzadolphin56

EU FNF - April 17th!

Want to play some Europeans games? You bet your sweet buns you do! Feel free to post the details below if you're organising something and we can all join in and play together. Friday Night Fights are run entirely by the ...
Apr 10 // Panzadolphin56

EU FNF April 10th - Summer is here!

Apparently. At least according to the clocks. It's still cold though... so umm... no. Anyway, want to play some games? You bet your sweet buns you do! Feel free to post the details below if you're organising something...
Apr 03 // Panzadolphin56

EU FNF April 3rd - Ooo Europe

Who wants to play something? Do you!??!? If you want to play some games, with yourself, or others, feel free to post shit below to get that organised. Friday Night Fights are run entirely by the community so feel free to...
Mar 27 // Panzadolphin56

EU FNF March 27th - Super Sexy Cobras Edition (Part 2!)

...I doubt it'll work twice. Anyway, play some games with us! If you want to play some games, with yourself, or others, feel free to post shit below to get that organised. If you'd like to play some games then please s...
Mar 20 // Panzadolphin56

EU FNF March 20th - Sexy Cobras Edition

...seriously, wtf were you expecting when you clicked on this? Anyway, play some games with us! If you want to play some games, with yourself, or others, feel free to post shit below to get that organised. If you'd like...
Mar 13 // Panzadolphin56

EU FNF March 13th - Ghost town edition!!!

Hey, play some games!!!! ...but not with any of us. Because we'll be watching a film on Friday. But if you want to play some games, with yourself, or others, feel free to post shit below to get that organised. Who knows...
Mar 07 // Panzadolphin56

A Masterclass in Art: The Legend of Roberto Plankton

Hello there, so I am Panzadolphin56 and I thought I would do something a little different with this blog from my usual writings. I do actually have a number of things written up that I need to find space to put up at som...
Mar 06 // Panzadolphin56

EU FNF March 6th - Playing things

Another week, another round of games. What will Europe play this week? What horrors await us? Who knows. Who cares. Seriously, I'm tired. If you'd like to play some games then please state below. Friday Night Fights ar...
Feb 27 // Panzadolphin56

EU FNF Feb 27th - Because Philkensebben is a stupid head

Friends, I come to you today as a humble dolphin with a simple message: Philcumsonsevens (Mike Martin) is a stupid head. He has made it clear to me that he intends to raze our lands to the ground and impose harsh taxes o...
Feb 24 // Panzadolphin56

9 People I like about Dtoid

Destructoid! Home of the brave, the fearless and the slightly incontinent.I love coming to this place, and it is literally just for the community these days; I've been stooging around here for years now... must be nearly...
Feb 20 // Glowbear

Dtoid 9th Anniversary - Fuzzy List of Feels

Panzadolphin – Panza is just a lovely guy, who has listened to me talk nonsense, always had kind words to say to me and even better, has some pretty great retorts. But he’s a dirty slut so he should be good ...
Feb 13 // Glowbear

Destructoid Community SVU Group Watch Happening Now!

The Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU has aired but not all have watched and certainly not in the fine company of your giggly Dtoid comrades. Join us in the Skype group chat as we no doubt will laugh our tits off a...
Feb 02 // Glowbear

FNFKinda - 11/12th Feb - Law and Order: Dtoid Speshul Victums

The Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU will air on Feb 11th. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/98/fa/8c/98fa8c5aac1b0332f95be9e7eb603728.jpg I know that it might be tempting for a lot of people to watch thi...
Jan 29 // Panzadolphin56

A Magical Dolphin Plays... Babysitter Bloodbath

'A Magical Dolphin Plays...' is a series of short blogs where I write in-brief about my experiences with some of the lesser known games I've played and hopefully explain a little bit about what goes on in the game and ho...
Jan 28 // Glowbear

Badgers and Beavers eh?

There is only one forest animal and that is...the....GLOWBEAR!!   Shit about to get ghetto Animals of Farthing Wood up in h'ar!
Jan 27 // Glowbear

The Dangers of Being a Person who Plays Video Games

Cramps Let’s start this off bold and true. The ancient Greek for the word cramps, translates as "Oh lord this is how I am going to die, there is no hope. Amputate the leg". When you game, the main part of your bod...
Jan 22 // Glowbear

Stealth Purity and the Long Cheat

Some of us are not born to be stealthy, some of us revel in the gung-ho gameplay, whereby we see a plethora of cocky enemies ahead and we have seven weapons in our inventory and a handful of grenades and we know what we...
Dec 17 // Glowbear

Threaks and the nice side of Gaming

Given that I am not employed by Destructoid, there should be no conflict in this particular piece. I am also not paid by or engage in lude acts with Threaks. Though I do engage in raunchy times with German beer.  T...
Nov 03 // Glowbear

FNF: Friday Night Frights - Propah Scary Innit

Well hello.We did Friday Night Frights last week and it was a really enjoyable experience. The film chosen was Creepshow (what a load of shit that was...with a surprising cast). This week we want to pick something that u...
Oct 05 // Glowbear

Things you can say to ensure you look like a dick

Before the panties get twisted, I am not an advocate of either side of this gamer gate thing, but sometimes you gotta rant. "Check your privilidge"If you're white and male, automatically you are oveflowing in an abundanc...
Sep 28 // Glowbear

How Gamergate effects Elbows and Fanfic Consequences

It doesn't.....moving on! BEST ELBOWS IN VIDYJA GURMS! Donkey KongDK's elbow double as a shag. And by shag I don't mean what you think I mean, dirty birdies. His fluffy, carpet like fur covers all of his body, but excent...
Sep 21 // Glowbear

Awful Gaming Fanfiction

I thought it would be a good idea to start a series of readings based on terrible gaming fanfiction. The first bundle are depraved sexual nopeness and then we start getting it the flat out stupid, in terms of 'plot' and ...
Aug 31 // Glowbear

Top Eye Merkins in the history of Video Games

Mama always told me "if you can't find a bear to marry and have to be a filthy inter-racialist, then at least get someone with a good set of eyebrows". I'm still searching Mama...so stop texting about it. People often assume...
Aug 30 // Glowbear

Top Chins in the history of Video Games

It's easy to find yourself in a catch-22 situation when embarking on the life changing road that is video gaming. One can be either too focused on minute details such as graphical intricacies or find themselves too complacent...
Aug 19 // Glowbear

It's ok not to play Depression Games

Recently with the death of Robin Williams, depression has been discussed quite a lot. Also with the push of Depression Quest and ironically the scandal involving the personal lives of the creator Zoe Quinn and others (I won't...
Aug 13 // Glowbear

Glowbear takes to the mountains for charity

So I'm giving another go at raising money for a good cause. Alcoholic Bears Not-So Anonymoose was a riveting raunchy success. We made enough money to buy even more booze than we had already. But seriously, I'm posting here...

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