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A Magical Dolphin Plays... Babysitter Bloodbath

'A Magical Dolphin Plays...' is a series of short blogs where I write in-brief about my experiences with some of the lesser known games I've played and hopefully explain a little bit about what goes on in the game and ho...   more



Badgers and Beavers eh?

There is only one forest animal and that is...the....GLOWBEAR!!   Shit about to get ghetto Animals of Farthing Wood up in h'ar!   more

Badgers and Beavers eh?


The Dangers of Being a Person who Plays Video Games

Cramps Let’s start this off bold and true. The ancient Greek for the word cramps, translates as "Oh lord this is how I am going to die, there is no hope. Amputate the leg". When you game, the main part of your bod...   more



Stealth Purity and the Long Cheat

Some of us are not born to be stealthy, some of us revel in the gung-ho gameplay, whereby we see a plethora of cocky enemies ahead and we have seven weapons in our inventory and a handful of grenades and we know what we...   more



How to make Destructoid more appealling in 2015

Get rid of Holmes. Sorry Holmes...but come on, it's Blorp. He's kinda a big deal. Ssssshh go quietly in to the night. Be more gay friendly This is how to be gay friendly. There is no other way. And I don't even like anyt...   more



Threaks and the nice side of Gaming

Given that I am not employed by Destructoid, there should be no conflict in this particular piece. I am also not paid by or engage in lude acts with Threaks. Though I do engage in raunchy times with German beer.  T...   more



FNF: Friday Night Frights - Propah Scary Innit

Well hello.We did Friday Night Frights last week and it was a really enjoyable experience. The film chosen was Creepshow (what a load of shit that was...with a surprising cast). This week we want to pick something that u...   more

FNF: Friday Night Frights - Propah Scary Innit


Things you can say to ensure you look like a dick

Before the panties get twisted, I am not an advocate of either side of this gamer gate thing, but sometimes you gotta rant. "Check your privilidge"If you're white and male, automatically you are oveflowing in an abundanc...   more



How Gamergate effects Elbows and Fanfic Consequences

It doesn't.....moving on! BEST ELBOWS IN VIDYJA GURMS! Donkey KongDK's elbow double as a shag. And by shag I don't mean what you think I mean, dirty birdies. His fluffy, carpet like fur covers all of his body, but excent...   more



Awful Gaming Fanfiction

I thought it would be a good idea to start a series of readings based on terrible gaming fanfiction. The first bundle are depraved sexual nopeness and then we start getting it the flat out stupid, in terms of 'plot' and ...   more

Awful Gaming Fanfiction


Top Eye Merkins in the history of Video Games

Mama always told me "if you can't find a bear to marry and have to be a filthy inter-racialist, then at least get someone with a good set of eyebrows". I'm still searching Mama...so stop texting about it. People often assume...   more



Top Chins in the history of Video Games

It's easy to find yourself in a catch-22 situation when embarking on the life changing road that is video gaming. One can be either too focused on minute details such as graphical intricacies or find themselves too complacent...   more



It's ok not to play Depression Games

Recently with the death ofRobin Williams, depression has been discussed quite a lot. Also with the push ofDepression Questand ironically the scandal involving the personal lives of the creatorZoe Quinnand others (I won't...   more



Glowbear takes to the mountains for charity

So I'm giving another go at raising money for a good cause. Alcoholic Bears Not-So Anonymoose was a riveting raunchy success. We made enough money to buy even more booze than we had already. But seriously, I'm posting here...   more



It's what's on the outside that counts

The past few years in gaming have pushed forth many different topics and principles. Those who play video games complain, more as consumers, than as gamers and yet both are intertwined together. But what part of us expresse...   more



Inconsistent Appearance - How ugly should Horror really be?

Sex sells. It's a cliche but it's true. The more attractive your characters are the more likely you are to catch a viewer's interest long enough to draw them in, get them interested in the rest of your 'product'. This rule...   more

Inconsistent Appearance - How ugly should Horror really be?


A Magical Dolphin Plays... Claire

'A Magical Dolphin Plays...' is a series of short blogs where I write in-brief about my experiences with some of the lesser known games I've played and hopefully explain a little bit about what goes on in the game and how the...   more

A Magical Dolphin Plays... Claire


The Thing: What could have been

The Thing is a third-person survival horror video game developed by Computer Artworks and it could have been something that when talked about now, is remembered fondly. It could have been a really enjoyable game, that did s...   more



We need YOU (and your mum) for our 25th Episode Special!

Hello you lovely slippery balls of toenails. Scary Granules will be recording the 25th episode and we thought we'd make this a special one and we need you in order to successfully pull that off. If you could find it in you...   more



Dear Not a Game

By now most people who play games regularly or keep a fairly decent check on games related news will be aware of the existence ofsome titles such as,Dear Esther, Gone HomeandStanley Parable. Now I usedtitleinstead of ...   more



Call of Cthulhu and the Spectre of Good Horror

So I picked up Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth in the Steam Christmas sale and despite some minor problems was able to power through it quite quickly within a week or so; what I played left me intrigued enough to...   more

Call of Cthulhu and the Spectre of Good Horror


99 Problems but Dtoid Forum Members aren't 1

I'm never doing a post like this again..... I'm not really planning on talking about the recentDtoid Sucksstuff that's been going around. Some comments by people are shared by me, some are not, but I suppose all are valid,...   more

99 Problems but Dtoid Forum Members aren't 1


Grinded By Gearbox

Can you remember when you were a child and you had a game you played non stop, maybe because you really enjoyed it, maybe because it was the only game you could get your hands on or maybe a little bit from column A and B? ...   more

Grinded By Gearbox


99 Problems but Dtoid Forum Members aren't 1

I'm not really planning on talking about the recent Dtoid Sucks stuff that's been going around. Some comments by people are shared by me, some are not, but I suppose all are valid, because a community inspired site, should al...   more

99 Problems but Dtoid Forum Members aren't 1


Of Inventories and Horror Games

Could you carry this for me? It's only small, it shouldn't take up much room; wait, have you checked you have the space? Do you need it for something else? Nowhere does inventory space become more of a worry than in a goo...   more



Dead Space 3, in a nut shell.

So I finished Dead Space 3 the other day and was going to write a blog detailing why it made me want to claw my eyes out, but I found the subject almost as boring as the game, fortunately (or not) for you I decided instead to...   more

Dead Space 3, in a nut shell.


A Magical Dolphin Plays... Sepulchre

'A Magical Dolphin Plays...' is a series of short blogs where I write in-brief about my experiences with some of the lesser known games I've played and hopefully explain a little bit about what goes on in the game and how the...   more

A Magical Dolphin Plays... Sepulchre


Crafting A Good Game of 'The Thing'

So only a few days ago I happened to stumble across a video of 'The Thing', the game, on YouTube, and it brought back a lot of memories. Released around 2002, prior to getting my hands on it it had been a game I was very exci...   more

Crafting A Good Game of 'The Thing'


Bear Go Boom: This has gone on too long now!

Disclaimer: I'm writing this in a fit of semi-rage, semi-madness. Apologies in advance for any poorly worded sentences or....no wait...no apologies. INSANE BEAR IS INSANE AND HER JIMMIES ARE COSMICALLY RUSTLED! I'm very ...   more



What are you on about Burch and Gearbox?

Regardless of your race, gender, religion or sexual orientation, I personally want Gearbox to be an open and welcoming place to you. I can only speak for myself, of course I'm just a jerkbag writer who's been in the indust...   more






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