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(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
I recently finished Assassin's Creed III, and I thought I'd take a few minutes to share what I liked most about each of the past AC games. Nothing special, just thought I'd post something positiv... more
So, I've noticed a lot of negativity about the video games industry in general, especially here on Destructoid. A lot of commenters enthusiastically responding to news of falling sales figures, c... more
The other day about the PS3 shooter and explained why we should be excited. The gist of the game is that it is a class-based, first-person shooter based on the EVE Online universe with some in... more
It wouldn’t be the start of a new year without baseless speculation, hopeless dreaming and unattainable goals. With 2011 all but forgotten already, it’s time to look forward towards the next 12... more
If you’ve ever had the misfortune of reading my thoughts either here on or out in the , you may have at one time come across the fact that I have a slight appreciation for the sport of... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
Today is a release of a very special game. “Special” in the sense that I’m actually willing to pay full price for it buy it at launch. This game I speak of is not , I have at least boners for... more
I am a very frugal person. It is not often that I just spend my cash all willy-nilly. With a hobby such as video games, this means that I may miss out on some games. , , , , , , ....all exampl... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
Dear America, please take back this hot, humid air mass. My supple Canadian body cannot tolerate this sticky 42 degree Celsius weather. Not cool. I have to play ultimate frisbee later today an... more
A , I wrote a picture blog chronicling my adventures in PlayStation Home. I had part deux lined up but never got around to actually writing it. Chalk it up to laziness or some sickly disease. W... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
Ok maybe not. It'd have to be relevant in the first place to be able to be relevant . That's not the point!! Just...just watch this video... That is freakin' right! It comes with the sand tab... more
Every gamer has a list of accomplishments that they are proud of. It could be a high score they obtained on an arcade cabinet, beating a game on the hardest mode without losing a life, even ear... more
Greetings Destructoid! It is I, CelicaCrazed, the tyrant of this glorious City!! When and why did the people vote me in you ask?? Oh....they . Muhwahahahaha! But let us retrace the steps as ab... more
There are a lot of people who hate and , for one reason or another. Phrases like "learn to play a real instrument," "stupid plastic instruments," and "when will this fad be over," are constantly... more
Yeah, that is it. That is my new Xbox 360. Well I guess it's not technically "new" or "mine". My dad bought it off his coworker yesterday for $100 after he went out and purchased the new Specia... more
As you may have heard, there is a beta about to take place for Battlefield: Bad Company 2 exclusively on the PlayStation 3. IGN and GameSpot seem to be the only ones with keys at the moment. Wh... more
I recently had to do an assignment for my video game design course where I had to come up with an idea for a vehicle-based game. What follows is the result. My vehicle game is a sort of arcade m... more
Why hello there!! This is CelicaCrazed and I'm (PlayStation) Home for the weekend. School's been tough as of late, so I came home to relax and see the family. Also, laundry! Another benefit o... more
The V8 in front of me roars as I slam into a hunter, the force of the impact killing it instantly. I take a quick glance at the radar screen on my dashboard; another one is behind me. I slam on... more
My last video game purchase was the Xbox 360 version of The Orange Box in February/March of this year (I can't quite remember which) , based largely on the fact that it was twenty dollars and I h... more
Seriously. That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think... more
I have many character flaws. After all, I'm not perfect. Nobody is. But as I was playing Gears of War 2 recently, a friend pointed one out to me that had me actually spooked. I'm a lazy person; ... more
For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, peo... more
Pretty much speaks for itself. I don't really like the sting at the end, it feels like it's a bit too much, but otherwise very funny. Credit goes to Youtube user chaopolis. The actual Youtube p... more