I'm delaying my blog about Yakuza III's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly.
10. Jim Sterling.
I was here before him, and he took my fat guy shtick. HEY JIM I WAS THE ORIGINA...
Look at that. That's right, look at that shit. Your jealousy knows no bounds. You can only stare at the pure, unrequited glory that is a 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand Ultra Special Edition. I mean, just look at that ball-smash...
-idk my bff Dennis
-I can make posts that utilize my unique (aka akin to a 12 year old) sense of humor
In all seriousness, Dtoid has been an outlet to express my nerdiness for years now, and I absolutely love it. I also love every one of you. Except Necros. Fuck that guy.
I am a rabid Banjo Kazooie fan, as most of you know, and therefore I was really excited to get my hands on the Nuts and Bolts demo last night. I've been waiting so long to play a new BK game, and I'm really interested in ho...
Yashoki? Fuck that guy.
Look, I hate Yashoki just as much as any other person... probably even more since I have to talk to him on a weekly basis, and play The Ship with him every Thursday night.
But once a year, he gets ...
Apparently this guy missed the point
Honestly, why would you play Wii online? Its drops out all the time and you cant even voice chat. Besides, I can like, play games online with my PS3. It like, lets me do things... and st...
After reading this interview that Jim linked to in his latest front page post, I have changed my mind about Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts. I suggest that everyone read this interview with the lead developer for the original...
Pic unrelated, as always.... Anyways, I just wanted to take a minute to make my own little "Happy Birthday" cblog, so here I go
Niero, I dont think I could ever thank you enough for Destructoid. I can think of so many way...
When you see this:
And the first thing to pop into your head is this:
Then you begin to laugh histerically inside of a Borders bookstore, only to be asked by an employee: "Do you need any sort of help sir? You're freaking out the other customers"
Sweet mother of god, this is the best site I have EVAR seen
The whole bible has been turned into lolcat speak... how awesome is that?
Sorry for how shitty this blog is.. Im really, really drunk right now. Ask Necros or Cowzilla, Im frigging drunk...
Anways here it is, check it out its fucking awesome
I love this community so much, words cannot express. Out of the blue the great Lark Ohiya sent me this picture... I didn't ask for this at all, just out of the blue.
Things like this make me realize why I spend so much time with this community. You guys all fucking rule.
I just wanted to say HAPPY CHRISTMAS FELLOW ROBOTS! Also, my parents kick ass because they got me a brand new Dark Side of the Moon LP (and it cost them a pretty penny, Im sure)
The ongoing feud with my fellow Failcaster continues... and now my rant:
MWA HA HA! I come back from a night of rampant drinking (Flaming Dr. Peppers FTW!!!) and what do I see? I BEAT YOU NECROS! BOO YAH! Take that you dirty hippy! CUT YO HAIR!
...does being drunk make this post any less amount of fail? I think not... I shall now facepalm myself
Thats right sucka, here I come. THE TRUE KING SHOWS HIS POWER
...god if my boss new how much time I spent on Dtoid at work, well, I wouldnt be working no more. Good thing I'm IT, so he will never know MWA HA HA HA
god this blog fails, but if Wiisucks can do it why not.
This comes from the tech blog Gizmodo. Basically, a Gizmodo reader had a problem with his Windows Vista operating system. Windows Vista Problem Reporting decided to report that it had a problem and had to stop reporting... the article is pretty damn funny, talking about how its the end of the world and such. Definitely worth a read.
Also, new SSBB Babelfish post coming sometime today! (I hope)
O god, here we go again! Its time for another rendition of Crazy SSBB Babelfish Translations!!!
Here be the links to the old ones:
"Itís the return of...
Here it is my fellow robots, a printable coupon that will net you 10 bucks off any game at Best Buy, as long as it costs 29.99 or more.
I already picked up RE:Umbrella Chronicles at the Best Buy across the street at work, and Im going to go get something else, havent decided yet, at the Best Buy by my house. Just thought I would post the love
ZOMG GUYS ITS COMING BEST BUY KNOWS!!! Also, epic lulz from the customer review.
Ok, now in all cereal, WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ON BEST BUY'S PAGE??? I mean sure, its not like they are the authority on release dates, but come on. One of their webmasters have to know about the epic fail of DNF's release date. This is just epic fail on Best Buy's part. Therefore, they recieve the failboat:
I have been telling people for the last 2 weeks that Assassins Creed is still a great game, even though its repetitive and has bugs, none of which I had seen. I tried to think that the those bugs were isolate...
O god, here we go again. In case you don't know what is going on, or want to see the old ones, here are the links to this continuing series of insanity:
LETS DO THIS! LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY... well you know t...
Pic completely unrelated but super cute
I was at Fry's Electronics last night looking for a copy of Rock Band (which I failed miserably at), and I saw that they have the 40GB PS3 for 379.99 instead of $399.99. It also comes...
Thats right, once again its time for some stupid Japanese to English (Engrish) translations from our very own Smashbros.com. In case you are not familiar with what I am doing, I take the text from the English Super Smash Br...
Once again, I am bored at work... therefore more crazy Smash Bros Translations to waste some time! In case you are not familiar with what I am doing, I take the text from the English Super Smash Bros. Brawl site, then I co...
Well, I work IT for the State of Oregon, and I get a ton of stupid ass people with retarded computer problems. I figured I could share a few, cuz their pretty damn funny.
(Yes I know this is copypasta from a forum post I di...
Guys, seriously. Im getting insulted and annoyed by all the cussing on this website. It makes me sad. This video will tell you what you need to do.
wait, is that swearing? Shit!
EDIT: DAMMIT! Those god damned uber christians wont let me embed the video, so here is a direct link. GOD DAMN FUCK PISS IN THE ASS!!!