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Conor Elsea . Nov 19

Tomorrow's Charity Stream Ideas Tomorrow morning I start the charity stream I mentioned a couple days ago. I have a lot to prepare before now and then, including what exactly I even want to do. I figure since it's hot rig...   0

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Conor Elsea . Nov 17

Another Charity Stream

Hey there dickbutts. Remember me? Maybe you do, or maybe we just haven't partied together yet. Or we did and neither of us remember. I party hard. Who knows.But, as much as my ego has a hard time letting my fingers type these...   0

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Conor Elsea . Apr 30

10 Things you didn't know about Conor/Jon Bloodspray (11. I'm a badge whore.)

And I don't even know what the fuck my face was doing at this moment. So here I am, last minute, pushing out a cblog for the 8th anniversary badge.  I actually had this idea months ago, but I procrastinate.  I always enjoy ...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 08

Top thirty-seven people cosplaying as 1967 Chevy Impalas.

A basic feature of the human condition is that humans at their basic level have been conditioned to act human. Every once in a while rogue trendsetters break out from the pack in a way that only renegade lone wolves can, dari...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 06

I'm only writing this for a forum badge.

Like many other gamers, I’ve recently jumped back in with an addictive action-RPG series. Unlike many other gamers, the game in question isn’t Dark Souls 2, but rather the Fable games. Hey, they’re addictive to me anyways. I ...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Jan 18

WINTER: Superior Driving Skills

For a while now I've credited playing kart racers when I was younger (Super Mario Kart and Crash Team Racing in particular) with making me have good winter driving skills. Sliding around on ice behind the wheel of a go-kart in the Mushroom Kingdom is exactly the same as sliding around on ice behind the wheel of an SUV in Minnesota. Totally. For real.   0

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Conor Elsea . Nov 16

A Long Overdue Thank You to the Community.

This picture, this whole adventure, wouldn't have been possible were it not for the Dtoid community. Thank you. Back in June I decided to pack all my earthly belongings into my truck and head from Toledo, Ohio across the c...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Jul 19

Role Reversal: Chili Dogs

So it's not really from a video game, but rather based on a cartoon based on a video game. You all remember how much Sonic and Tails loved eating chili dogs in the goofier of their '90s cartoons, yeah? Like the Ninja Turtles and their pizza, Sega's mascots were addicted to chili dogs. So for my role reversal I simply made those two the entree.   0

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Conor Elsea . May 08

[NVGR] The Migratory Habits of a Wild Jon Bloodspray

I'll be traveling across 6 of those regions. So here's the deal: after the Dtoid Midwest NARP this year I'm going to peace the fuck out of Ohio, and head to Portland, Oregon. I'll be leaving Toledo, Ohio on Wednesday, Ju...   0

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Conor Elsea . Apr 14

10 Things you didn't know about me. (11. I procrastinate)

I know I'm a bit behind the initial rush, but I figured it's never too late for another 10 Things blog. Some people had things similar to stuff I was planning on including, so I tried to stay away from that. Here's 10 thing...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 02

10 more things about ZombiePlatypus...

So it's been three years since I posted this when we last did the "10 Things" bit all over the cblogs. It's come back and this makes me happy, though I honestly had trouble coming up with ten new things to post. Here goes,...   0

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Conor Elsea . Mar 29

This is who I am: A reintroduction.

Hello there! I wanted to take a moment to introduce myself (again) to avoid any future incidents of “who the fuck is...” and let you guys know what I'm all about. I'm Conor, also Jon Bloodspray, and Mr. Andy Dixon recently...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Mar 16

A birthday thing...

Posted this in the Forums over the weekend, but since Randy is posting his here as well I figured I could be a whore too. ;)   0

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Conor Elsea . Jan 03

MAGFest X: The (tentative) Destructoid Meet-ups Schedule!

Seriously, this is the last time I post this image. Well it's about that time that people are getting prepared for MAGFest X! I'm preparing for some midwesterners to roll into my house, and we are heading out early in the ...   0

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Conor Elsea . Dec 29

MAGFest X: My list of things to do (and some not to do).

Sick of seeing this yet? In less than a week people will be showing up at my house as part of the Great Midwest MAGFest Caravan of '12. With MAGFest drawing so near it seemed like it's about time I made an agenda. I thoug...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Dec 11


Think of the days before idle animation, where our platforming heroes did absolutely nothing unless we told them to via button presses. Set your controller down and Mario would just stand there not moving a pixel as a Koopa T...   0

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Conor Elsea . Dec 08

MAGFest X! 27 Days and Counting!

You'll see this picture a lot in the next month. If you get sick of it, you're an awful person. You know what happens in a month? MAGFest, that's what! There's a whole bunch of Dtoiders attending this year, and if you're ...   0

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Josh Harrison . Jan 17

MAGFest 9 Was Better Than Your Weekend

What did you do this weekend? I went to MAGFest. I had heard whisperings of this mythical place called MAGFest that was supposedly better than PAX, because it went an extra day, the panels were more interesting, and it neve...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Nov 28

What I used to want...

I was digging through old notes and sketches this past week and came across a short list of games I was at one point looking forward to, excluding handhelds. Comparing it to release dates on Wikipedia I've figured that at the...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 09


As any true bro knows, there's trouble in brorum paradise. I'm sure you've seen the comics and micro-games. If you haven't, go check out the other Forum Adventures blogs. I'm not here to rehash the rivalry, I'm here to show show you how it all ends. Through advanced technology I've been able to divine the aftermath of Gyrael and Gobun's epic struggle. Look below if you feel prepared.   0

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Conor Elsea . Mar 30

PAX East: Looking Back, and an Introduction.

Hi, I’m Jon Bloodspray. You may know me from the forums, or you may not. Over there we would expect someone to make a decent intro regardless of their involvement in other areas of the site, so I’ll extend the same courtesy...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Mar 16

Niero! Destructoid! Happy Birthday!

Love, ZombiePlatypus Also, cocks.   0

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Technophile . Dec 08

Dtoid World Of Warcraft Guild

All right. It's about time I hunkered down and committed to this. It always confused me that a gaming site as big as we are has almost no MMO representation. I know there is some of you that play. In fact, it seems like Br...   0

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Technophile . Oct 07

Forum Update: New Sections! [ShortBlog/NVGR]

Just a quicky update. Since Destructoid has been expanding it's video content, I figured it was only fair to expand the video/podcast section of the forums as well. I've added two new sections Rev Rants Still got more ...   0

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Technophile . Aug 24

Why I love Destructoid

1. FORUMS 2. DTOID LA 3. This guy 4. These guys 5. This guy too 6. IRC 7. EVERYTHING ELSE. 8. I HOPE YOU RIDE MY BIKE TO HELL!   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Aug 03

Aborto's Ultimate Tag Team Contest: Zombypus Wants That Magnet Edition...

So here goes my entry for Aborto’s Comic-Con swag contest, because I could really use a Deadpool magnet, among other things. Top spot goes to Deadpool. Not only is he my favorite comic character, but he’d really be great...   0

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Technophile . May 28

It's time to start the music. It's time to light the lights

it's time to meet the Forum on the Forum Show tonight. It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain on the Forum Show tonight. Why do we always come here I guess we'll never know It'...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 05

That One Mook: Blaino

BLAINO Thinking back on the various game bosses that have troubled me a handful immediately sprung to mind, but only one really stood out, Blaino. He may not be the best choice for this particular subject since he's not ...   0

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