Please don't tone down Shadow Warrior
Yesterday it was revealed that developer Flying Wild Hog is of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th... more
Yesterday it was revealed that developer Flying Wild Hog is of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th... more
It is the 6th of September 2007, in a little town in the middle of nowhere. A 13-year-old boy, let's call him Petey McShade for ease-of-use, is alone in his room playing . Apparently his frien... more
I am leaving the community; not Destructoid specifically, or out of a vendetta or grudge of any kind; just the entirety of gaming "communities" as a whole. I can imagine this won't disappoint any... more
I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them! more
I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur... more
I ate that whole mother fucker, now my hole needs to evacuate it. I gots the hershey squirts yo, but I can't stop playing this awesome game on my badass PC because consoles are dead and my dad ... more
I think everyone about my age can relate: back when you were younger, say high school age, there were a couple of free online games you played which looking back were really pretty bad. seems ... more
One of the hesitations I have in engaging in discussions on the internet is the ferocious, violent, mean-spirited way in which others react to opinions that are not theirs, or not popular; Phil F... more
The past couple days have left me in a very not nice place. However, I was sitting in my chair today, lost in my horrible thoughts and my phone buzzed. A fellow dtoider had texted me, inquiring... more
It's been awhile since I've been around. Stuff happened. It wasn't pleasant. It's over now. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I need to deal with something else. After going without gam... more
Welcome back to Contest Time folks. It's been awhile hasn't it? I've been giving away most my stuff on , but here I am with a special treat. I have 10 Steam copies of to dole out to you sexy... more
I get it, dude; there isn't enough sports coverage on Dtoid since you left, and that bothers you. But for the love of god, man: Sincerely, The Dtoid Community more
Nothing beats the feeling of a good, strong hug, and hugs better than a Dtoider. (FACT.) I've been the lucky recipient of some of the best hugs of my life from the likes of Occams electric to... more
So what if his last two non- games have ? At least the man's still got love for the Dtoid community! more
Welcome back folks. It's been awhile. But we are here now and it's time for another . This time the subject is: Racism and stereotypes in games. I threw out the topic and some questions to the ... more
, you say? ? Come now. We know we can't all have the best starter for , but is that really a reason to give up that easily? You didn't have to delude yourself into thinking that you want Froaki... more
Greetings, fellow Destructoid traveler! I come bearing exciting news! In an effort to cut down on spammers in the comments section, we've promoted several Dtoid community members to "mod" stat... more
I have the opportunity to interview Christopher Shy, the illustrator of the upcoming prequel graphic novel . Why am I telling you this? Well, I thought it might be fun to let the Dtoid communi... more
Oh , you bastards know how to make games I love. The series, , something else that didn't involve blood and murder.... What was that game? Nevermind, doesn't matter. I am here to share my tale... more
So I'm going to jump into this name thing because, why the hell not? It's fun. First I'll do my username, then we'll see what Mike gets us (probably herpes). Alright first up more
If you're anything like the bajillion or so people who reported the issue to Support over the weekend, you have no doubt noticed that your Dtoid comment count has shot through the roof in the l... more
Tonight an uneasy truce was broken. Decades of peace have been pissed away and many innocent people have and will continue to suffer, as long as this conflict is allowed to continue. Monday rec... more
So Jim Sterling wrote something or other about whatever the other day, some thing about girls and games and there was a video. Oh wait, no; it was a video he made. It was everyone else who wrote ... more
Look out toddler ladies*, there's a new Dixon lad on the prowl!! Sorry for the shortblog, but I just wanted to share my good news and let you all know that I won't be around as much the next ... more
Since I received so few (usable) responses to the first time I posted this (don't worry folks, I have those few saved), I thought with all the new fish we have now, I'd post it again. I would r... more
One of the first memories I have as a child, literally one of the very first things about my existence as a human being on this planet I can remember, is corn. I remember eating corn at my Nana's... more
What would my life be like if I wasn't married? If I didn't have a little screaming brood running around fucking shit up in my house every day? If she didn't slam the spacebar key while I was pla... more
Jack Forrester winced as the biting wind from the mountain top assaulted his skin and caused his bones to ache. He hated the cold; his arthritis was beginning to act up worse every winter, and ... more
Every now and then I like to put up a writing related blog. After all, that is what most of us are here to do, sharing our thoughts and feelings about the things we love, and sometimes even mor... more