Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
A brand new year is coming, and with it there's many expectations that we all want to somewhat acomplish, or at least put on motion. 2011 was the year when I truly discovered myself as a gamer. ... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
Altought not a Monthly Musing call, Chad Concelmo's post about hismade me want to express what I feel about this game with more than just a comment in his post, after all, I love this game. Cr... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
There's a fuck load of things I'd like to write and tell you people, but many things happened this last month ( I'll share some of them soon). As of right now, there's something more important.... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
Spotted , everything is in portuguese, but that's not important...SEE THE PICS!!! more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
Thank you, Jim Sterling. For changing the way I'll look to Ekans from now on. ( And for the amazing articles ) Thank you, Anthony Burch. For talking about The Neverhood, really, thank... more
Here I am to bring you the best, but not the strongest, Pokemon that have ever lived!! I present you, GARDEVOIR!!! Gardevoir it's by nature a fancy pokemon and no other can match this, why? C... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
I started to write this article long before this month theme for the Monthly Musing series be announced, as a matter of fact I wanted to write about this since I entered Destructoid, about ho... more
So, right now I'm trying to write an article about how it's to be a gamer in Rio ( to me ), and so far things are going slow, so slow that I actually feel more confortable to make a post about ... more
So here I am, a gamer. There's already a long time since I visited this site for the first time and discovered something incredible about being a gamer: That the other gamers like to talk abou... more
Seriously. That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think... more
For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, peo... more
1: Any other Web site would have fired me by now. Seriously. The amount of times my long-suffering Editor-in-Chief Nick Chester has to talk to me about the latest ruckus I've caused and the lates... more
From the people who brought you Samitsu and Samit the Hedgehog, we now have a Hollywood blockbuster to rival the most dark and macabre horrors on Earth. I give you: more
After much patient waiting, Killzone 2 finally arrived this afternoon and I have been spending the afternoon wallowing in its gray space fascism. We'll be bringing you a review as soon as we're a... more
This seems to be today's CBlog activity, and since I'm as self-interested as the rest of you, I shall join in! I don't go into a great deal of detail about my childhood, save for the occasiona... more
Hot diggity dawg! more
If you have a Twitter account, I hereby request that you help me screw up a voting system just for the simple pleasure of having something utterly terrible win a prize it doesn't deserve. South... more
I have concluded that if I take these sour grapes and use to make the wine that you will ask me if I would like cheese to go with, I can actually make sour wine, the most powerful metaphor for c... more
It's Tyra Tuesday everybody! I'm not even sure wtf a Tyra Banks is, but I do know it's TYRA TUESDAY and that means that anybody who doesn't celebrate Tyra Banks gets BANNED! You surely read Kot... more
Hot off the heels of taking Japan by storm with SAMITSU, our lovable Sports Games Editor is at it again with yet another triumph over popular culture. This man's profile is shooting into the ... more
For one of Destructoid's own to become so popular in the spiritual home of videogames is quite an achievement. Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in congratulating the man who has become a tr... more
It's become a kind of running joke that when I post something that contains an opinion, the post will be descended upon by trolls that haven't even bothered to find avatars, indicating that their... more