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Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



Dtoid Editors discuss important things: Doubling Down on Fetishes

Jim S. It's like Japanese dick girls Jim S. Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're a greedy fucker O...   more



The Obligatory PAX Prime CBlog

You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PAX Prime! Last week was my firs...   more



Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming

To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII review and the hate campaign ins...   more

Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming


Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer

O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly such a pain in the arse these...   more

Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer


Your old pal Sterling on ScrewAttack's Sidescroller's podcast

HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my "Videogame 'fans' need to shut up about everything" editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too long. Quite a fun little debate and hopefully it is interesting to people. Check it out here: SIDESCROLLERS OMG Hope you like it!   more



My review of all the reviews of my review of thing with the thing

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So guess what was in my closet ...

Seriously. That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just lying around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think it belonged to my stepso...   more



Everything on Wikipedia is literally true

For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, people who think about me and my ...   more



Why I Love Destructoid

1: Any other Web site would have fired me by now. Seriously. The amount of times my long-suffering Editor-in-Chief Nick Chester has to talk to me about the latest ruckus I've caused and the latest phone call he's received abo...   more

Why I Love Destructoid


Samit is the movies!

From the people who brought you Samitsu and Samit the Hedgehog, we now have a Hollywood blockbuster to rival the most dark and macabre horrors on Earth. I give you:   more

Samit is the movies!


First Jimpressions: Killzone 2

After much patient waiting, Killzone 2 finally arrived this afternoon and I have been spending the afternoon wallowing in its gray space fascism. We'll be bringing you a review as soon as we're able, but I thought I thought I...   more

First Jimpressions: Killzone 2


10 things you might not know (and don't care to know) about Jim Stoilin'

This seems to be today's CBlog activity, and since I'm as self-interested as the rest of you, I shall join in! 1: I grew up with bikers and a bearded alcoholic called The Preacher I don't go into a great deal of detail abou...   more

10 things you might not know (and don't care to know) about Jim Stoilin'


I don't often post "hot" pictures, but this was too saucy to pass up

Hot diggity dawg!   more

I don't often post


Help me get X-Blades swag for utter bullsh*t

If you have a Twitter account, I hereby request that you help me screw up a voting system just for the simple pleasure of having something utterly terrible win a prize it doesn't deserve. Southpeak is offering X-Blades swag...   more

Help me get X-Blades swag for utter bullsh*t


Sour Wine

I have concluded that if I take these sour grapes and use those to make the wine that you will ask me if I would like cheese to go with, I can actually make sour wine, the most powerful metaphor for complaints ever concocted....   more

Sour Wine


Jesus Christ, it IS Tyra Tuesday!!!

It's Tyra Tuesday everybody! I'm not even sure wtf a Tyra Banks is, but I do know it's TYRA TUESDAY and that means that anybody who doesn't celebrate Tyra Banks gets BANNED! You surely read Kotaku's very informative "how no...   more

Jesus Christ, it IS Tyra Tuesday!!!


Samit Sarkar does it again!

Hot off the heels of taking Japan by storm with SAMITSU, our lovable Sports Games Editor is at it again with yet another triumph over popular culture. This man's profile is shooting into the stratosphere. There's not telling how high he will go!   more

Samit Sarkar does it again!


Congratulations, Mr. Sarkar, on becoming a Japanese icon

For one of Destructoid's own to become so popular in the spiritual home of videogames is quite an achievement. Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in congratulating the man who has become a true Japanese icon!   more

Congratulations, Mr. Sarkar, on becoming a Japanese icon


An open letter to trolls -- GET AVATARS

It's become a kind of running joke that when I post something that contains an opinion, the post will be descended upon by trolls that haven't even bothered to find avatars, indicating that their sole purpose on Dtoid is to l...   more

An open letter to trolls -- GET AVATARS


United States Visa GET!

For the better part of a year, the question "How is Jim's move to the States coming along?" has been asked, only to be met with the same answer: "Oh it's happening." Well, today we have DEVELOPMENTS. So developed are these de...   more

United States Visa GET!


First Jimpressions: Gears of War 2

So, I picked up Gears of War 2 and Fallout 3 today, preparing for an epic day of dystopian gaming while I recover from a bladder infection. That shit makes it feel like you're pissing hot hammers, yo! That was pretty exciting...   more

First Jimpressions: Gears of War 2


This weekend, stuff happening, yeah?

UK DTOIDERS OI YOU CUNTS! Things are happening. Tomorrow night sees the return of Video Games Live to the British Isles as Tallarico n' pals do their thing at the South Bank. Wardrox and I will be there and you can come and ...   more

This weekend, stuff happening, yeah?


Tokyo Game Show 2008: Sterling is bloody ready!

As you can see, the British arm of Team Destructoid is ready to hit Japan with all the fury of a caged rapist. Decked out in the classiest gear, he will be joining Nick Chester and Dale North to bring you the hottest fap material from the show floor. And what's that I see? Is there some shameless promotion going on here? RECOGNIZE, TOKYO! That's it from me, folks! See you in Japan!   more

Tokyo Game Show 2008: Sterling is bloody ready!


Making an announcement on the frontpage at 5pm

Oi cunts, Stay tuned to Destructoid at 5pm tonight, where I will have a fun announcement for you all. It involves Destructoid, another Web site, and my own deep, personal, painful humiliation. It will be something that only YOU guys can help make happen, so I'm going to want your fullest support as well. So, keep watching. <3   more

Making an announcement on the frontpage at 5pm


Occupation: Reviews editor, Destructoid.com

So I finally quit the cab firm! It was Saturday night, a new and atrocious phone system had been installed that puts a painfully shrill and loud ring directly in your ear (because they haven't bothered to set them up properl...   more

Occupation: Reviews editor, Destructoid.com


Sterling makes his print debut (and misses it)

O Hai, So, Dtoid alumni and ol' war buddy of mine David Houghton informed me that I was published in PSM3 last month. I did a little freelance for the magazine (an old favorite of mine) a while back but didn't realize it was...   more

Sterling makes his print debut (and misses it)


Moving into the adult film market

I have decided to take a break from my award-winning videogame adaptations and instead venture in the world of adult film. I believe I will be able to bring the creativity and experience gained in designing educational and ...   more

Moving into the adult film market


The game idea that will make my fortune!

I am going to pitch this one to Blizzard and get a slice of that sweet, sweet MMO pie. I don't think the folks at ActiBlizz are gonna wanna turn down THIS hot World of Warcraft expansion: So, Mr. Kotick? Should I expect the check now or at the end of the month?   more

The game idea that will make my fortune!


Well played, Eegra.com. Well played indeed

From Eegra: I believe Jim Sterling just got served. Fukka you, Eegra, my apinion is grate.   more

Well played, Eegra.com. Well played indeed





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