Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
Hello dtoiders. I thought of you today because of . . I miss him :-( I miss Dexter too. In fact, I miss all the . Random Fact: I last posted exactly two years ago. more
It's Christmas Eve, but you can have this one present early I suppose. Can you guess what it is? It's just what you always wanted! A YouTube video! I love the Dtoid EU community so much that... more
The long wait for the occupants of house 4 is over! Love, life and death await us in this exciting episode! Kyle Gibbo Simon (Sitting) Gavin Francis Jake We join Jake, Kyle and Simon getting... more
Finally! The eagerly awaited (by me) next episode is here! Due to getting a new MAXIMUM EVERYTHING PC (With blue go faster lights) there was a bit of a delay, but enough excuses and onwards to Si... more
Hello again dear reader, ready for some more hijinks? With no further ado, lets get right into it! Presenting House 2! Hollie Wilbo Andy (Sitting) Beccy Jake Jamie Lets go! Since this hou... more
Yes! It's back! With one hell of a cumbersome title! I decided to do a quick reboot of this project and add a couple of choice mods to up the hilarity. So without further ado, let the shenanigans... more
Why no, this is not videogame related. We all must poop, yet the act of evacuating one's bowels is not very exciting. Relieving oneself is not an emotional experience, nor does launching a sub... more
Video taken at the Pokémon Black/White launch party in London. . Not been here since 2009. Is weird. more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
Whilst walking my sisters dog (I'm a nice guy, aren't I?), I happened upon a rather eccentric acting homeless man. He confronted me and offered me a trade, if I gave him the mighty sum of 50p ... more
Welcome weary travellers! Welcome to the (possibly) last episode of the Dtoid Europe SIMulation Experiment! Sorry for the delay, but then again most gamers should be used to waiting for Episode 3... more
Welcome back for part 2 of the continued simulated shenanigans of Dtoid Europe. Sorry that this took so long to get posted, but I was pretty ill! I only recently regained my sense of taste! (Tast... more
Come one! Come all! Bare witness to an extravaganza the likes of which you have never seen before! Ok maybe that isn't true, but hello all the same. I thought it would be a neato idea if I was ... more
It would appear that I have somewhat of a curse hanging over my head when it comes to Destructoid meet ups. For PAX 09, I bailed on the last day due to falling terribly ill, I still feel I made ... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
Hidden on the Nintendo e3 site http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=9033963 more
I awoke this morning (9:17am to be precise!) to a loud banging, the kind of banging that can only be made when someone decides to ignore the letterbox and bang their fists against the door as if ... more
Whelp, I reckon it be about time I dun did another one of them fancy vidja thingies. Ok I'm going to stop that now. This video doesn't really have much of a point to it, I'm just loving this g... more
It took us over a month to schedule a date to do it, but tonight, Failcast finally dies. In keeping with tradition, our 4 intrepid hosts will come together and record a badly organized whinefe... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
I believe that this video makes as much sense as the actual plot for Heavy Ra- more
To Our Literally Tens Of Listeners, Ever since Failcast put out its first episode, we've heard rumors that Failcast was ending. Well, not so much rumors... more like biting comments, such as "... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
That's right faithful listener (thebez, I'm looking at you), Failcast returns to entertain literally tens of you this week. Seeing as this show is a multiple of 10 and Necros has some weird rul... more
You know, faithful listeners, I’ve always wanted to travel the world. See the sights, go on adventures, explore the unknown… until now. After hearing about the horrors that await Down Under, I’... more
I love Baka to Test I love the trap within He makes my weenier twitch He makes me want to sin Boom de yada Hideyoshi Boom de yada Made me gay I love Animucast I love how it's so great I lov... more
Sorry kids, but there will be no Animucast this week due to scheduling conflicts, real life, and Second Impact. In lieu of the awesome weeaboo goodness, we have a challenge for you, the listen... more