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Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



2007 was a good year for the ladies

Hello dtoiders. I thought of you today because of this subtle reminder. CannibalCalvin. I miss him :-( I miss Dexter too. In fact, I miss all the nerdcore men. HARDMODE: Keep a straight face when you realise CC has DS carts on his nipples. Random Fact: I last posted exactly two years ago.   more



Video games are broken.

So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. ahem huskyhog I may have, at one point, brush...   more



Metal Gear Solid 5 Legitimate Box Art

It's coming out you guys! Like Adele to a cake or Cookie Monster to Walter White, I have legitimate sources on the inside of major company's, such as Little Debbie,and Crack Cocaine, a subsidiary of major market seller "I'll Suck Yo Dick Fo These Cheeseburgers Man" INC, that this game will be released and on the market before they realize that jesus christ these books sucked.   more

Metal Gear Solid 5 Legitimate Box Art


What is this

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What is this


Oshawott is a rock star

Video taken at the Pokémon Black/White launch party in London. Was awesome. Not been here since 2009. Is weird.   more



Never forget

Also, I miss some of you guys but I have to save up money for this guy from Nigeria. I'm gonna be rich, bitch!   more



Dtoid Editors discuss important things: Doubling Down on Fetishes

Jim S. It's like Japanese dick girls Jim S. Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're a greedy fucker O...   more



Video Games As Art

Deal with it.   more

Video Games As Art


The Obligatory PAX Prime CBlog

You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PAX Prime! Last week was my firs...   more



To view complete rant please enter code found in your gamebox

FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. This content is already on the...   more



Quick Blog: I'm at Destructoid Headquarters

My life is instantly better than yours. Pictured: Top men working on the forums   more



I Have Countless Experiments and Book That I... Dat Ass...

Girl Cammy- You know, I really don’t want to come off that this line is acceptable by any means whatsoever. It’s this thong that set off a fire of remarks in total disregards to all the points I was trying to make in my la...   more



APPLE: Enemy of the FUTURE

It’s no wonder that oranges have been taking their aim off the nonsense Fruit Salad market when apple shows up to the tree front. I personally don’t own a fruit grove but my brother does. After actually eating some apples m...   more



Bungie and Activision Sitting in a Tree

I've seen a lot of hate and fear and misgivings being thrown around due to this "news" article that I skimmed through and read the first five or six comments of but then it reminded me of comments on CNN.com and I poked my ...   more



Cataract's T&A Birthday Post (NSFW!!!)

Well it's that time again. It's time to once again celebrate a friend's birthday the only way I know how. This is our birthday boy in case you've never met/seen him. Cat is a big fan of the fighters and is now internet...   more



Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming

To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII review and the hate campaign ins...   more

Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming


Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer

O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly such a pain in the arse these...   more

Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer


Happy 4th, Dtoid

You're old now dtoid lol Wow. Four years old, bigger than I'd ever imagined, and still rolling. Congrats, Dtoid, you deserve it. Three years ago, if you'd told me that I'd still be contributing, hell, if you'd told me that...   more



Happy Birthday Destructoid, you beautiful bastard...

Has it really been 4 years already? Only relevant picture I have of time travel that includes cocks... Discussing Destructoid's birthday always takes me back to the heady days of 2006, where I was just but a wee lad of 2...   more

Happy Birthday Destructoid, you beautiful bastard...


SpiderMon

Am I doing it rite?   more

SpiderMon


MY Top Ten Most Hated Destructoid Members heheheh Penis

I'm delaying my blog about Bratz Horse Challenge's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly. 10. That one reviewer, the fat one I don't particularly hate him, but I've lost all ...   more



Your old pal Sterling on ScrewAttack's Sidescroller's podcast

HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my "Videogame 'fans' need to shut up about everything" editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too long. Quite a fun little debate and hopefully it is interesting to people. Check it out here: SIDESCROLLERS OMG Hope you like it!   more



No, You Listen

Bioshock 2. No controller support on PC. You tards say that PC gamers should stop whining and use KB+M. I'll tell you why you're a fuckshitcock. Ok, this is a GAME FOR A PC. ...wait, what was I bitching about again? Be sure to read the rest of my poorly thought out blogs over on dtoid!   more

No, You Listen


Jim Sterling Blog (a.k.a. Will His Name Alone in a Blog Title Get me Hits?)

James Sterling in his past life as an Anne Rice vampire. Jim "Burrito" Sterling has a secret. A secret that he's tried for years to hide, be it behind his wife, his country, or his PS3. Because the PS3 is big and black. But...   more



Kryptinite's T&A Birthday Post(NSFW)

Hello my friends and fellow deviants. I know I haven't posted on here in a LOOOOONNNG time but I realized that my little traditional T&A birthday blog should still continue, even if I don't blog anymore. So here's the first...   more



God Told Me I Suck...

So I started this blog. Happy New Years and things, bitches.   more



I've found it. I've found the worst game ever made. And it's not even out yet.

I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse. Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever made it's still the worst ide...   more



The Best Games You Haven't Played This Year

With the end of the year fast approaching, and with all the good games to come out this year out, I thought I'd tell you about some great games that you may have missed, be it due to ignorance about the title, not going to "t...   more



My review of all the reviews of my review of thing with the thing

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