Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
Hello dtoiders. I thought of you today because of . . I miss him :-( I miss Dexter too. In fact, I miss all the . Random Fact: I last posted exactly two years ago. more
So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. I may have, at... more
It's coming out you guys! Like Adele to a cake or Cookie Monster to Walter White, I have legitimate sources on the inside of major company's, such as Little Debbie,and Crack Cocaine, a subsidia... more
Video taken at the Pokémon Black/White launch party in London. . Not been here since 2009. Is weird. more
Also, I miss some of you guys but I have to save up money for this guy from Nigeria. I'm gonna be rich, bitch! more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. ... more
My life is instantly better than yours. more
Girl Cammy- You know, I really don’t want to come off that this line is acceptable by any means whatsoever. It’s this thong that set off a fire of remarks in total disregards to all the points... more
It’s no wonder that oranges have been taking their aim off the nonsense Fruit Salad market when apple shows up to the tree front. I personally don’t own a fruit grove but my brother does. After... more
I've seen a lot of hate and fear and misgivings being thrown around due to this "news" article that I skimmed through and read the first five or six comments of but then it reminded me of comme... more
Well it's that time again. It's time to once again celebrate a friend's birthday the only way I know how. This is our birthday boy in case you've never met/seen him. Cat is a big fan of th... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
Wow. Four years old, bigger than I'd ever imagined, and still rolling. Congrats, Dtoid, you deserve it. Three years ago, if you'd told me that I'd still be contributing, hell, if you'd told m... more
Has it really been 4 years already? Discussing Destructoid's birthday always takes me back to the heady days of 2006, where I was just but a wee lad of 29. That throwback reminds me of tim... more
I'm delaying my blog about Bratz Horse Challenge's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly. 10. That one reviewer, the fat one I don't particularl... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
Bioshock 2. No controller support on PC. You tards say that PC gamers should stop whining and use KB+M. I'll tell you why you're a fuckshitcock. Ok, this is a . ...wait, what was I bitc... more
Jim "Burrito" Sterling has a secret. A secret that he's tried for years to hide, be it behind his wife, his country, or his PS3. Because the PS3 is big and black. But to this I say, no more! N... more
Hello my friends and fellow deviants. I know I haven't posted on here in a LOOOOONNNG time but I realized that my little traditional T&A birthday blog should still continue, even if I don't blog... more
So I started this blog. Happy New Years and things, bitches. more
I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse. Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever... more
With the end of the year fast approaching, and with all the good games to come out this year out, I thought I'd tell you about some great games that you may have missed, be it due to ignorance ab... more