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I've stated before that as a father of three, I have levels of patience and tolerance that normal people without children ( or superpowers ) do not possess. Meaning that I usually let things sl... more
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The people out there who say that 2012 was a ho-hum year for gaming are complete morons. I think this was an absolutely incredible year, with some of the standout games of this entire console ... more
I've always believed that the hardest thing in the world to do is be truthful as well as sincere. To speak one's mind for the sake of it without ulterior motives at play. Usually I gravitate t... more
Hey, everyone! If you haven’t taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a further ... but stop before you get to the part ... more
Hello Destructoid, I know I don't post often and it maybe in poor taste that I'm asking for donations here. (but I'm gonna do it anyway haha!) A fellow coworker of mine, Nick Hoppe, is battlin... more
As soon as I saw the “10 Things you didn’t know” meme start back up again, I knew immediately that I needed to write one up for myself. Actually, this will be the second one of these I’ve ever... more
I think it's way more complex than the writer of the article makes it out to be. Are the older tunes really better or is it nostalgia? I love the old 8-bit tunes but for a large part because... more
Three years ago I sat down and wrote a Christmas song dedicated to the entire Dtoid community which I entitled . It's a spin of the famous Christmas song we have all heard many times before, b... more
Ok, so Nintendo. There are things that I enjoy, and there are things that I hate. This is not going to be a review of Super Mario 3D Land. The Main Page already did that, and did it well. This i... more
Come one come all fellow DToiders. Wow, I have not done this in quite a long time. I suppose this should be a re-introduction of myself. My name is Mike, and I'm from PA. I used to post quite a... more
There has always been one posting that I have dreaded writing since I started working for Destructoid and that is this post, the post where I say goodbye. The time has indeed come to move on ... more
In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMA... more
***The contest signups close today at 12pm EST*** This year I’ve decided to resurrect the Unofficial Destructoid March Madness Tournament Bracket Competition that I originally started two year... more
This year I’ve decided to resurrect the Unofficial Destructoid March Madness Tournament Bracket Competition that I originally started two years ago. Last time I threw this together at the last... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
So today, an import copy of Catherine arrived in the mail. It was so lovely I had to share....and as a surprise bonus it came with goodies even though I was only expecting a game (should of know... more
Wow I actually typed so much that it cut off my blog. That's definately a first for me; never happened even during the most epic cblog recaps back in the day..... anyway here's the rest: ... more
A few years ago, I made a I really wanted to make this an annual thing, but then I failed hardcore 2 years in a row. So now I'm going to "retry" this yearly thing, but also I'm kick it off rig... more
Y'know, there's something to be said about moderation. As in all things can be enjoyed in moderation. Be it drinking, gambling, gaming and even being online. For a bit there my old ass was cons... more
Well I couldn't help but participate in this months Monthly Musing and decided to do so in video-format. Thats right, you can now watch me complain about the way SquareEnix decided to rip out m... more
Oh Dtoiders...how you've changed. I remember ya'll use to like free stuff....now only some of you like free stuff.... Anywah, I didn't enough entries to fill a full tarot deck, but that's ok.... more
Some of ya'll older dtoiders may remember this little contest I ran awhile back: Well...I recently just bought out another buddies collection of old games and needless to say, due to the fac... more
Well it is nearly 7pm here in the UK and very soon I will be starting my 'KFC and Scott Pilgrim' New Years eve party - you see I currently have the flu and I can't be arsed to do anything speci... more
Two years ago I sat down and wrote a Christmas song dedicated to the entire Dtoid community which I entitled . It's a spin of the famous Christmas song we have all heard many times before, but... more
It would seem that I was a bit premature in proclaiming the demise of my Y0j1mb0 persona as lo and behold, I am before you yet again in our glorious C Blogs doing what I attempting to blog for... more
I have been telling you kids to get off my lawn for three plus years and nothing has made this old man happier. When I first joined this unbelievable community and adopted my alias of ... more
I think that everybody in our glorious community can pretty much write a blog on a daily basis of why as a whole rocks and we would never run out of reasons. That's how rich Destructoid is w... more
In twelve days I will turn thirty-nine. Turn. That word is funny used in this context. As if I will magically age a year's worth of time in the coming days instead of the gradual process that i... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
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