Mature is a Dirty Word
I finally got round to reading my latest copy of games™ the other day. Inside, between a wonderful piece on the next GTA and a bland one about Battlefield number God-knows-what, I found a rathe... more
I finally got round to reading my latest copy of games™ the other day. Inside, between a wonderful piece on the next GTA and a bland one about Battlefield number God-knows-what, I found a rathe... more
Upon loading , the violins of the ominous menu music sent a chill down my spine. My mood was dragged down with each note as I began to speculate where this story could go. I was lost in the music... more
The full title was supposed to be "Why is Nintendo such a polarizing company, and why do we care so much about the industry?" One of the most fascinating aspects of videogames to me is the sheer ... more
If you're a Survival Horror fan, or indeed a gamer in general, the Resident Evil series will no doubt be familiar to you; it started off by defining an entire genre and grew into a franchise. In ... more
Sometimes, I'm reminded just how shit life can be. This week was a hell of a week for that. I don't understand people sometimes. Don't have much to say, emotionally drained from personal matt... more
Ever have the urge to go out and buy old games, but don't want to resort to Amazon or Ebay due to ridiculous prices for some games? I've personally had this urge many times, but still resorted to... more
Original post here: http://www.destructoid.com/review-dust-514-253697.phtml Normally, I'm a lurker around these parts (Hi! Nice to meetcha!), but I feel that DToid's Chris Carter didn't give D... more
On May 17, 2012 I became a father and how I played and looked at videogames changed forever. It was a beautiful spring day on May 16 2012. It was almost summer-like with clear blue skies and som... more
Hello there. Yep, it's that one guy. That one guy who sucks dog dick at being an internet friend. It's him. With sea salt chocolate balls and %5 less scalp hair. Would you like to go on a trip t... more
Let's be gear queers today. "Gear queer" is a term in the gun community for people that geek out over the equipment aspects of shooting. What to carry your mags in, where to mount it, vest or ... more
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Because you get context for awesome gifs like these: See it all (minus the chat interaction) . more
This originally started as a reply to someone else's blog, but it started getting pretty long. So I decided to just make it into my own blog. Game companies don't have an agenda other than that ... more
Lately, picking on EA has become almost as embarrassing for me to do as picking on a mentally challenged person. But then one of their employees will remind me through Twitter that they are inde... more
For the full authentic atmosphere feel for this review please set playing the video below this message For those having any issue reading this review a second image has been included in the pic... more
Since I am new to Destructoid I will give a brief introduction of myself to make it easier to identify with me and the Blog's goal. 24 year old female and been gaming since I have been 4 so been ... more
Way back in January, when everyone was doing their Top Games of 2012 lists, chose Way of the Samurai 4 as his favorite game of the year, which intrigued me as I hadn't really heard much about ... more
BEHOLD! Before you is evidence of the prowess of Josh and Ryan, forged in the fires of a thousand exploding super novas and cooled in the vacuum of the Void itself, and combined their po... more
, Here’s my contest entry. Enjoy. [justify]When a friend told me only yesterday about the contest you’re holding I immediately started brainstorming and writing several essays. But none of them ... more
Honestly I always like to give EA the benefit of the doubt these days. Yes, they can do some things that can irk gamers, but I've never considered them the worst company in America. Yeah, they... more
Hello my lovely Dtoiders! It's been awhile, hasn't it? I've been keeping pretty busy, and aside from being an asshole on the front page I unfortunately don't really contribute much these days. Ho... more
It's amazing how these things go. I was looking at my blog, and thinking I should update it with some more non-Nintendo topics to balance things out... and then this week happened, we got a verit... more
I've been a gamer all my life. I could play a Mario game before I could say his name. I stuck with the NES and SNES far past their prime, which eventually became standard practice for me. I'm not... more
For those of you who are new to the scene, I am a caster on Twitch.tv. My twitch username is GodOfKonckers. It's supposed to be GodOfKnockers (spelled n-o, not o-n), but that is what I get for t... more
What is love? A wise man named lizzardKing asked me that once on the Destructoid forums. I had no reply to offer. This week Corey and Jagger talk about channeling and summoning Jesus like a g... more
This week I decided to turn my attention to game no one was expecting, . Developed by Cinemax, originally released in Czech it was eventually translated into English. is a top down RPG in a simi... more
Yep... pretty much. Each week, a bunch of us Dtoiders get together to play videogames online! It's a 100% community-run event, so feel free to join in or even host something yourself! The ... more
Do I have what it takes to be the internet's Next Top Streamer? Yes, because I know I AM going to be the internet's Next Top Streamer. Playing video games is one thing and streaming is another; f... more
I know what your thinking, that this is nasty or that you shouldn't be playing with your phone in the toilet when your taking the Browns to the Superbowl. But I'm here to tell you that its actual... more
Destructoid friends! I'm sitting here in front of my computer, drinking a rum and ginger ale, slightly persperating in my gross apartment, and I'm unable to shower because my hot water isn't w... more