The sound of many hands fapping...
... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of... more
... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of... more
Yup, the next Xbox might not be for you. The rumours of an "always on" internet connected next-generation Xbox aren't particularly new, though recent leaks and the distinct lack of any outrigh... more
Looking back at the 7+ years that this generation of video-game titles have brought us, I can easily say that this one could possibly be the most memorable in my opinion. A lot of highly unique ... more
I got to level 157 or so in Defiance during the beta week... so apparently I liked the game. It releases today on my Birthday, April 2nd, and there's a pretty decent chance I'll be getting the... more
A lot of people told me right off the bat that I shouldn't make teenage pokemon, that I was doing it wrong and that i was trying too hard or not trying hard enough or that just watching the show ... more
April 1st, that special day in which Destructoid falls under the spell of the blood moon and transforms into the Foolish April Beast. It's a day I look forward to every year, not only for what t... more
They just appeal to me with their sparkly figures and dynamite physiques. Ask me questions about it or something. more
We started a new interview series called "Talk Fast" at PAX East this year and it was fun to do. We did one with Anthony Burch of Borderlands 2 and Runner fame, but the sound didn't sound. You ... more
I never did play Demon Souls... even though I normally love WRPG styled games. I heard it was difficult, as in brutally difficult and when I want to have my ass kicked, I generally load up an on... more
Let’s face it: scarves make anything cool. Case in point, Fred from Scooby Doo. Do you think he became the leader of the gang because of his brains? Hell no. It’s because of that devilishly sty... more
I’ve always been a picture guy. I’m a visual learner almost to a fault (math is hard) and the way I recall memories is by shuffling through pictures in my head until I find the one I am trying t... more
I've been a gamer since I was a nameless, genderless, adventurer in games like Zork and Myst. I then moved on to the Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dales series of games and I alwa... more
I’m going to this month, and to be honest, I’m really nervous. It’s my first GDC. Hell, it’s my first big convention. I mean, I’ve wandered around Comic Con down in San Diego a couple of times... more
I know that Anita Sarkeesian's "Damsel in Distress" initial video of her examination of Tropes vs Women in Video games is due to drop tomorrow, so I wanted to get some of my thoughts out previo... more
So. In short, Cliff Blizenski, creator of Jazz Jackrabbit and Gears of War (two games I love.), made a comment regarding a blog and it's relevancy. Now, you people know me: I'm a very snarky... more
I'm writing this as I play more of a few old kart racers. Kart racers have been my bigger fancy of racing titles, because I love the arcade-y approach, skill 'balancing'. (I love rubber-band A.... more
Last year for Valentine's Day my husband got me a funny little book called " and included really nice pictures of guys saying things like "" or "". It was cute and I thought it would be fun to ... more
With Valentine’s Day—the contrived greeting card holiday day of love and romance—upon us, I figured now would be the perfect time for us gamers to reflect on those characters we desperately w... more
Tony Ponce, a bunch of other great people, and myself are all working on a sequel magazine to Nintendo Power. The first issue cost like $18 or something wild like that. All the profits went to ... more
Woo. First blog of 2013. Are you people excited? No. Why would you be? This isn't your post or anything, it's mine. A post that will most likely be full of immaturity and swearing, like I w... more
I recently finished my fourth playthrough of (I previously wrote about ), but only on my second of . Why is that? According to public opinion among gamers (and the games’ ), is an inferior p... more
Hamza told me to make a list of my favorite games of 2012 if I had any down time. I don't have any down time. I really should be recording more Teenage Pokemon audio, but that's really stressful ... more
Holy shit, I think 2012 will be the first year in which I was utterly devoted into downloadable titles and new IPs. I was looking back at my recent purchases, and over $300-$400 in fundings was ... more
Let's take a journey together and read about my gaming moments of 2012. I hope you enjoy them. My gaming moments of 2012: I was so excited for NeverDead. Neat premise. Ridiculous comb... more
I'm not writing this as a focus on the last episode, but an overview on the choices that I made along the way to the end. About an hour ago when writing this, I had just finished up Telltal... more
I'm not a competitive person. I tend to prefer multiplayer shooter games that are based on team tactics and allow for helping out team members with the ability to play medic or engineer or oth... more
So, on this faithful november morning, it is our Community Manager and convicted chronic masturbator Andy 'Mr. Andy 'M. Randy."Boner Maestro"'' Dixon's birthday. This guy is awesome. A perfec... more
Here is a list I've been working on for a few months (off and on). I was hoping to complete it after playing Kiki Trick and Dragon Quest X (as I feel like they'd end up ranking on here somewher... more
So I finally (after trying out a LOT of demos) found a Kinect game I actually like. Someone on another blog indicated that the game Rhythm Party was similar to the old Eyetoy Groove game... so... more
Hey everybody. I'm working on a show about teenagers and Pokemon called Teenage Pokemon. All the art is by Linzb0t. She is great. Here's a rough look at some of the art and a smaaaaaaaall, o... more