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I'm Not Dead, Just Really Bored. And This Is What I Did.

Oh, hello.  Do you remember me?  It's been awhile since I've posted anything, you know, and I really hope you didn't forget me.  I mean I did buy you that pony you wanted for Christmas and everything, I was hoping you'd keep ...   more



The Movie Quote To Perfectly Summarize Nintendo's Situation

So I saw a movie recently called Grumpier Old Men. It, like it's prequel, is a movie about... grumpy old men. And there is one scene where John (played by Jack Lemmon) is talking with his father (played by Burgess Meredith) a...   more

The Movie Quote To Perfectly Summarize Nintendo's Situation


Ubisoft: Delays Done Wrong. Developers, Take Notes.

Delays suck. You get so excited for a product, then all of the sudden, "Woop, sorry guys! Gonna have to wait a bit longer plzundrstndkthxbai!" Delays can happen for many reasons. Quality issues, conflicts within the developm...   more

Ubisoft: Delays Done Wrong. Developers, Take Notes.


The Grant Kirkhope Formula: How to Write Music Like the Man Himself

Hi. My name is Stephen. It's been my dream since the age of eight to be somehow involved in making video games. I am currently in university majoring in Computer Game Design, with the aspiration of one day becoming a music co...   more

The Grant Kirkhope Formula: How to Write Music Like the Man Himself


The Playstation Controller Philosophy: Sacrifice Convenience For Novelty

The Dualshock pretty much set the standard for what a controller needed, and Sony knew it. So when they made the Playstation 2, they hardly made any changes to the controller. They just made it lighter and made most of the bu...   more

The Playstation Controller Philosophy: Sacrifice Convenience For Novelty


The Gamecube Promo DVD: Trailers Done Right. Developers, Take Notes.

So there's a Nintendo Direct tomorrow. Exciting, isn't it? Always a pleasure to see trailers for soon-to-be-released games. But what you may not know (or have just forgotten) is that Nintendo once took this 'direct' approach ...   more

The Gamecube Promo DVD: Trailers Done Right. Developers, Take Notes.


My Flawless Half Life 3 Theory

Gabe Newell Gaben G-A-B-E-N G (7th letter in the alphabet) A(1st letter in the alphabet) B(2nd letter in the alphabet) E(5th letter in the alphabet) N(14 letter in the alphabet) 7(G) + 1(A)= 8 2(B) + 5(E)= 7 14(N) 8/7/14 Half Life 3 will either be revealed or released on August 7, 2014. You heard it here first.   more

My Flawless Half Life 3 Theory


Call of Duty: Ghosts (or 'How NOT to Tell a Story')

Infinity Ward hyped up the Campaign Mode for Call of Duty: Ghosts because its story was being written by a guy named Stephen Gaghan, who apparently won an Emmy for something. If I didn't know better, I would've thought it wa...   more

Call of Duty: Ghosts (or 'How NOT to Tell a Story')


Dynasty Warriors: Graphics Done Right. Developers, Take Notes.

A lot of people like to use Dark Souls as a good example for… pretty much everything in terms of game development.  And they do so for good reason, of course.  But there is another developer worth noting who follows a similar...   more

Dynasty Warriors: Graphics Done Right.  Developers, Take Notes.


Sony is Flirting with Death, and Death is Showing Interest

In the deep jungles of the internet, you will find many individuals who claim that this will be the last console generation for Nintendo (Hell, you might even be one of them). Whatever the reason they feel this way, it is irr...   more



I Like Taking It Off, Sticking It In. (NSFW)

I'm not afraid to say it.  I like taking it off, and sticking it in.  I've been doing it for years, and I'll openly admit that it gives me pleasure in doing so.  Some may consider it inappropriate or old fashioned, but I've a...   more



Xbox 180? Let's Just Remeasure That...

So by now everyone knows, Microsoft has officially ditched their DRM policies and allowed you the ability to share your games the same way you've done it for...well, ever.  On the surface this seems like a great decision, a s...   more

Xbox 180?  Let's Just Remeasure That...


Gaming Is More Than Just Playing A Game.

It's been awhile since I tapped my inner soul to write a blog.  A long time since I've let my emotions surface in a way expressed through anything but intense cynicism and social isolation.  But I noticed something after the ...   more

Gaming Is More Than Just Playing A Game.


Microsoft Made The Xbox One Better, And Here's How.

A lot of random, angry adjectives have been thrown at Microsoft lately regarding the Xbox One and it's unusual desire to regulate everything you do on it.  Look, I get the anger, but what we should really be focusing on is th...   more

Microsoft Made The Xbox One Better, And Here's How.


I Participated In A Focus Group, And Here's What We Came Up With...

Today I did something I've never done before.  I participated in an industry based focus group.  I thought it'd be a great chance to see if mainstream America really was full of backwards hat wearing, beer guzzling, violent, ...   more



My Gaming Story: Three Words That Sealed My Life

I was born on Janurary 8, 1992.  I spent most of my infancy sleeping.  Children with Asperger Syndrome learn to speak at either a very early age, or a very late age.  I spoke my first coherent sentence at the age of five...  ...   more

My Gaming Story: Three Words That Sealed My Life


Triple R Theater: Autobahn Polizei

If you're like me, you're just sick and tired of reading all these professional reviews about boring, relevant games that come out practically every day. You ask yourself, where are the reviews I care about? Well don't worr...   more

Triple R Theater: Autobahn Polizei


Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



Metal Gear Rising (In My Pants) + Impressions

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Metal Gear Rising (In My Pants) + Impressions


Valentine Gaming For The Chronically Miserable.

So it's Valentines day, that special day when you cuddle up with that special someone and do special things. Maybe you're going out to a nice meal? Seeing a movie? Or perhaps doing something so disgustingly inappropriate t...   more



Triple R Theater: Valentine Edition

If I know you, you're just sick and tired of reading all these professional reviews of boring, relevant games that come out practically every day. You ask yourself, where are the reviews I care about? Well rest easy friends, ...   more

Triple R Theater: Valentine Edition


Triple R Theater: Hyper Fighters

If I know you, you're just sick and tired of reading all these professional reviews of boring,relevant games that come out practically every day. You ask yourself, where are the reviews I care about? Well rest easy friends,...   more

Triple R Theater: Hyper Fighters


If Videogame Companies Made Soda.

That's right. What if the companies that make or publish our games decided to make carbonated beverages? What if all the things we love or hate about our industry were now applied to delicious soda pops and juice drinks? M...   more

If Videogame Companies Made Soda.


A Modern War Dance Off

Modurn Warfairz has always been a hit among crazy people who like to shoot other, equally crazy people. But as we all know, first person shooters are dumb and stupid and only played by racist 10 year old kids who stole their...   more

A Modern War Dance Off


I AM GOING TO ADOPT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR AVATAR

That sounds gross. Now I'm imagining some sort of disgusting feces-only adoption agency where the babys are just giant poo sculptures and I now need to scrub my brain. Sometimes I hate myself. Ahem. I'll be attending P...   more



Dear Destructoid: Pika-Jenn needs a good avatar parent

I am filled with bubbling green jealousy towards all of you who are attending PAX. While you're all galavanting about, making blurry memories, I'll be here - looking at graphic photos of horrifying things like oral cancer an...   more



getting crafty

I've been dying to post this ever since I finished it but had to wait until it arrived at Mr. Andy Dixon's doorstep so I wouldn't ruin the surprise. He was one of the first people who popped into my mind when I began my good...   more

getting crafty


Today is my birthday and I am a lucky panda.

Oh hey. I didn't see you come in there. Have a seat, watch the candles. Wouldn't want you to burn yourself. I know, it's been a while. I can't keep making excuses to you. I keep making these promises and I know it hurts. ...   more



Jenn's mystery goodie giveaway: Round one

I know that clogging up the cblog stream is a big no-no but I completely forgot to post a few days ago and I wanted to get it up before THE PACKAGE arrives. After I wrote about being a dental student a few posts ago, Occam's ...   more

Jenn's mystery goodie giveaway: Round one


Nintendo gives me blue balls, once again.

In my mind, there are two reasons you never listened when that glowing twat demanded, "HEY, LISTEN." First of all, what kind of self respecting fairy DOESN'T look like a tiny version of someone I want to fuck? Secondly, I m...   more

Nintendo gives me blue balls, once again.





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