The answers to the Destructoid Retrolympics!
Hey, everyone! If you haven’t taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a further ... but stop before you get to the part ... more
Hey, everyone! If you haven’t taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a further ... but stop before you get to the part ... more
With nearly five years of some of the best times of my life under my belt, I can't seem remember a time when I wasn't on this crazy Destructoid train. So this is going to be weird to type: as t... more
In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMA... more
I'm in Utah this week, learning that being high up in the mountains means that I feel like I've run a marathon if I walk across the street. Pretty neat! I'm here for Bethesda's BFG 2011 event, w... more
First come, first served: C2PM-ACNC-CKAH Have fun. Spoiler: the money dies. more
Thanks to everyone who listened to and gave feedback on the last episode. We recorded another test this week, the unofficial episode #2 of the "beta." I'm making it a bit easier to access now, so... more
About a month ago, the guy who signs my checks (that's Niero) said to me: "Hey, we need to get another podcast off the ground with the site's everyday, core writers. Get it done." He doesn't of... more
[Note: This is a first draft ramble about the process; I had originally intended to just dump my choices here and move on. So please forgive any errors or oddities.] Little known fact: to choose... more
So first off, Bethesda has the best fucking stamps. When they sent me a holiday card last December, the stamp had a picture of Vault Boy wearing a Santa Claus hat. Here's the stamp that was on th... more
Hey everyone! I need your help! As some of you may know, last year I went to a real-life Los Angeles psychic to have her do some E3 predictions (you can read the post right ). I wanted to se... more
As some of you may know, I am obsessed with . The movie is absolutely brilliant on so many different levels and has some of the best scenes ever put to film. It also features my single favorite... more
Okay, I was going to do various countdown posts all week in celebration of the glorious that comes on this weekend, but ... well ... it was a crazy week and I didn’t have time. I feel like I l... more
F*** the Super Bowl. As most of you probably already know, I am obsessed with the . So obsessed, in fact, that starting next week I am going to start a letter-writing campaign to try to be the... more
Hey, guess what comes out today?! A NEW ZELDA GAME! Woo hoo! for the Nintendo DS hits stores today and I really can’t wait to dive into Link’s newest adventure. While some people had trouble ... more
Just another day at the office. more
-- Disney’s glorious return to classic, 2D (musical!) animation -- comes out this week (December 11th). To celebrate, I thought it would be fun to make a list of the Top Ten best Disney villa... more
First of all, it was an episode about slaughtering dolphins. It was brutal to watch when the Japanese would spear the poor dolphins in the face, but it was absolutely hilarious. I loved it. Bu... more
I haven’t hidden my excitement for Disney’s upcoming hand-drawn 2D animated feature . As anyone who knows me can tell you, I adore all Disney movies and am ecstatic that Disney (under the new l... more
PAX is always such an amazing experience for me. I have always had such an immense respect and admiration for the Destructoid community, and finally getting to meet the people I love so much i... more
What was my last Cblog? Something about ramen or something? Whatever, it's been too long no matter what nonsensical Cblog post was my last one. Too keep it video game related, since I didn't use... more
Doing an email Q&A for a story on Bowser's Inside Story with Nate Bhildorff, the game’s localization producer. If anyone has anything they'd like answered, let me know! I intend on shooting Nint... more
Although I am the biggest Pixar fan of all time, I don’t consider , , and to be Disney movies. I know they technically are, but I will always look at them as straight-up Pixar movies that happ... more
I'll be speaking with Gearbox Software's CEO Randy Pitchford today about the developers upcoming title Borderlands, among other things industry- and gaming-related. Before I do, I wanted to see... more
Hey, everyone! Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you there's no one else above you? FILL MY HEART WITH GLADNESS, TAKE AWAY ALL MY SADNESS! EASE MY TROUBLES, THAT’S ... *ahem... more
Our 666 songs available in Rock Band stories has now become a contest! Be the 666h commenter on that front page post and win a prize package including videogame goodies like shirts, games, and mo... more
My wife knows my odd fascination with curious energy drinks; my favorite (at least as far as an oddity is concerned) would the "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart drink I found in a liquor store ... more
-- Picture totally unrelated, but hot -- So, as I once remarked to my past version myself (also know as "Droobies"), we really need to get the community involved in some hot game trading actio... more
Remember , the cutest German polar bear cub since God invented cute German polar bear cubs? Well, . Yup. I’m not kidding. The woman jumped in to swim with the cute looking bear because she thoug... more