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Mario Kart 8 Review

It's finally here! Every new console release we get from Nintendo we can expect a Mario Kart and this time is no different with Mario Kart 8 launching for the Nintendo Wii U. Following its predec...   more

Mario Kart 8 Review


Is a New Super Mario 64 in the works? A prediction based from Mario Kart 8

Mario Kart 8 review [tomorrow] What if I told you Super Mario 64 2, or Super Mario 128 (good ol' rumors), or even Super Mario Universe! Well, of course you'd be just as excited as I am (not more...   more

Is a New Super Mario 64 in the works? A prediction based from Mario Kart 8


Super Smash Bros Wii U and 3DS Video and Impressions!

Guess who played Super Smash Bros Wii U and the 3DS version! Spoiler Captain Falcon...I mean me. Super Smash Bros Wii U and 3DS were available at the Best Buy E3 Event, in which Nintendo once aga...   more

Super Smash Bros Wii U and 3DS Video and Impressions!


So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?† I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first a...   more



E3 2014: From the perspective of a Shark

Iím writing this on my flight down to Los Angeles for E3 right now. Iím excited. Itís nice knowing that events like this can still make me excited eight years into this career. Though itís an eve...   more



10 things they don't want you to know about Jet Set Radio

Hey Dtoid. Let's face it: this website is obviously run by Illuminati Bilderberg New World Order Knights Templar Masons. I mean, c'mon; pretty obvious, right? Niero killed JFK by transforming him...   more



Rise of the Dark Spark: Will it stand, or will it fall?

Bah wheep gragnah wheep minibong.† A new Transformers game is on the way, to accompany the new Transformers film, and although it's fashionable for gamers to trash movie tie-ins, and anyone to t...   more

Rise of the Dark Spark: Will it stand, or will it fall?


What's going on behind the scenes

I'm going to focus on E3, as really our inboxes are just flooded with all things E3. Dale and I are splitting duties, he's focused on getting all the appointments in order while I manage and prep...   more



Pictures of cows

This is where I introduce the blog. Hello everybody. This is a special blog made spontaneously for the Dzord. Lately there has been a lot of sadness and angst and hostility and other words on ...   more



10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

If you're a male, you're wrong.† One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.† Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle...   more



On Twitch

Why we're shutting down our Twitch efforts as you've known it? Because we couldn't afford it any longer. Since day one, the amount of money we put into Twitch has always been more than we've ever...   more



How I get exclusives for Destructoid

XKUkC3c4TCo See this people? YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH TO GET YOU EXCLUSIVES?! For context, the guy feeding me is Nigel Lowrie of Devolver Digital and we were goofing off waiting for s...   more



DuckTales Remastered Review

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg! DuckTales, originally for the NES, which launched in 1989, has decided to comeback from out nowhere more than 20 years later, when WayForward announced...   more

DuckTales Remastered Review


DSA: Dtoid PAX East GroupMe

For all of our major events, we like to use this really nice phone app to help us out with our meetups this weekend called Groupme. We use it to communicate with each other in a chat room format ...   more

DSA: Dtoid PAX East GroupMe


Free things can be yours

My transcriptionist has completed work on Episode 1 of Kilonova Complex (available on and ).† It's serial fiction in the sci fi (meaning Science Fience) genre. There's a description in the comme...   more



Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze (Wii U) Review

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, is the 5th installment of the Donkey Kong Country series and the second done by Retro Studios, following the massive hit of its 2010 Donkey Kong Country Retu...   more

Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze (Wii U) Review


Zombie Orwell's Backlog: Eminem. Plus, the return of dick wolf.

Destructoid, you've been very naughty. How dare you. You offend me. JUST KIDDING!!! Haha. I like irreverent jokes designed for laughter. It is funny. Here is more funny: Eminem. The humanist ...   more

Zombie Orwell's Backlog: Eminem. Plus, the return of dick wolf.


Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII Review

It's finally over, the series that is filled with the worst gameplay, worst story, worst characters, and amazing music is finally over. Funny though, my hate for this series (not Final Fantasy ju...   more

Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII Review


Uncharted: Golden Abyss Review

Uncharted is arguably the biggest franchise for Sony in its wave of next generation games, so in turn to make the PS Vita sell better Sony decided to bring Uncharted to its owners and prospective...   more

Uncharted: Golden Abyss Review


Videogame companies as described by Google autocomplete

Here is a list of companies that make videogames sometimes, as described by Google's autocomplete. #JOURNALISM "Ubisoft is milking Assassins Creed" That picture says it all. "Nintendo is d...   more



The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Coda

Coda Let us rest not firmly upon the mortal coil, for such be the shattering remains of decadence. Instead, let us part in somber reflection. We raised the stakes and razed the cities. M...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Coda


The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 17

Chapter 17 Jim's glinty, glinty eyes surveyed the Valley of Godless Ruination. Four hours prior, the love of his life had met a bloody end. In happier times, Jim might have ma...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 17


A heartfelt, out-of-character moment.

Hey Dtoid. Right now I don't have any Zombie Orwell in me. This is the guy behind the voice. What I'm gonna do goes against the unwritten rules of the character I've created, but I've reached an ...   more



Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc Review

Dangan Ronpa, the soon-to-be PS Vita released in February, was originally released in Japan on the PSP nearly four years ago. The series has gained much popularity as of late, spawning many seque...   more

Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc Review


Gravity Rush PS Vita Review

In 2012 the Playstation Vita received a brand new IP, with Sony hoping that this would become one of the Vita's showcase games to finally entice sales. This game was showcased as Gravity Rush, a ...   more

Gravity Rush PS Vita Review


How I got my mom to game: Adventure Inlay

My dad's a gamer. He's just naturally into them. We bought Mike Tyson's Punch out back in 1988 and I soon learned that I could not stand next to him while he was playing or I'd get a right hook t...   more



I need your Nottoid questions. Put them inside me.

Give me questions while I ingest "foodstuffs" in preparation for podcasting. BTW, have you followed me on and checked my If not, I will kill you from the tree outside your bedroom window. Do...   more

I need your Nottoid questions. Put them inside me.


Give me NotToid questions or prepare for death.

NotToid records right NOW. Do questions.   more

Give me NotToid questions or prepare for death.


The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 16

Chapter 16 Narrator X Ė ON BOARD THE DESTRUCTZORD His head turned slowly to the left. The cockpit was sliding forward. He looked at Jim, who was sliding with it. Now the do...   more

The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid: Chapter 16


Dtoid GOTY 2013: Kyle MacGregor's Picks

We just doled out a , and they're all lovely games. That said, they're not necessarily all favorite games of 2013. So, in the interest of full disclosure or something, here were the games I vo...   more






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