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I Love: My Dick!

What can I say about my dick? He is an awesome ass dude. Standing at 7-7.5" (interest depending) he is a stout, somewhat short gentlemen. He clocks in at decent girth of almost 2 inches and wea...   more



I Made A Music Video! (About Luigi!)

What's up everybody? Been a while since I've posted a video or rant, so I figured I should change that! A little over a month ago, mc chris was hosting a contest. You could submit a music video, ...   more

I Made A Music Video! (About Luigi!)


25 more video game tracks you should devour with your earholes

For quite some time, I've pondered which waste of time do I prefer: music or video games? Fingers clawing down my face, leaving trails of blood and sickly yellow fingernails. Nasty, nasty marks...   more



Seymour liked this year's Big 3 conferences

As they should've, the Big 3 delivered. We are now officially well into the next-generation of (console) gaming, and the games are beginning to show it.  We have a very generous handful of new I...   more

Seymour liked this year's Big 3 conferences


So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?  I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first a...   more



A Peak Inside My Anus - Not Quite 10 Things About Philly

Welcome. Everyone seems to be hopping on this train and since I'm not one to be left out I thought I'd spread 'em and saddle up. I am a cropdusting son of a bitch. I do it to my employees/p...   more



State of the Dtoid Address

Dear Niero, Hamza, and Dale, The community needs to be better informed and more involved with what is going on around the site. There have been 13 different shit storms going on in the last week...   more



10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

If you're a male, you're wrong.  One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.  Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle...   more



10 Stuffs You Don't Want to Know about Glowbear

Especially if they're lying about, bare brash and bold. I do not understand how anyone can live their lives, just having coins on their desk. They're an abomination and so are you for scattering...   more



10 things you will regret reading about Seymour

I don't regular the C-blogs quite like I did in 2012/2013, but I still take interest every now and again! Hell, I'm actually currently writing up something pretty ginormous that I hope you will...   more



Contest Time Bro - Steam Only

Suppers brahs and brahettes. Been awhile since I ran a contest time and I'll be damned if this game didn't inspire me to run another. I'm of course talking about . This game has been giving more ...   more



The Thing: What could have been

is a third-person survival horror video game developed by and it could have been something that when talked about now, is remembered fondly. It could have been a really enjoyable game, that d...   more



We need YOU (and your mum) for our 25th Episode Special!

Hello you lovely slippery balls of toenails. Scary Granules will be recording the and we thought we'd make this a special one and we need you in order to successfully pull that off. If you co...   more



Dear Not a Game

By now most people who play games regularly or keep a fairly decent check on games related news will be aware of the existence of some titles such as,  and . Now I used title instead of games, ...   more



The Play it/Avoid it Report - 002 // Wind Waker HD, GTA V and more

Hello, Destructoid. Believe it or not, The Play it/Avoid it Report is back after an extended hiatus. I'm going to skip my traditional intro and dive right in. Let's do this. ____________________...   more



[NVGR] Prepare yourself, Idaho: I'm about to come inside you

Due to an uninteresting series of events, my family will be moving to Boise on March 8th. I will continue working at my same day job (from home) and also performing my Dtoid duties (hehe, dood...   more



Puppy Bowl VS Kitten Bowl Stream STARTS NOW!!

[justify]Awwww snap! It's another year, which means it's time for Puppy Bowl stream! But this year, there's actually . Yeah, Competing with Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl this year, Hallmark chan...   more

Puppy Bowl VS Kitten Bowl Stream STARTS NOW!!


My Top 10 Most Wanted Characters for the New Super Smash Bros.!

I freaking love It's one of my favorite fighting game series of all time, but as fun as the games are, the anticipation leading up to each new release is almost just as fun! The speculation! The...   more



Occams electric toothbrush is your new Cblog Manager

It's been a long time coming. (Like my wiener!) As my daily duties direct my attention elsewhere and I find myself being pulled in more directions than my penis when my wife and kids are gone ...   more



A quick Animal Crossing-related life hack

  I've heard of these... "life hacks". Simple though genius ways to (sometimes drastically) improve your stupidly boring and generally pointless life.  [Face it. ] Well, my hyper quality "life ...   more

A quick Animal Crossing-related life hack


Thank You Gen 7: Bioshock 2

Greenlighting a Bioshock 2, all the while still pertaining to Rapture, made by a totally different studio, was one of the most questionable things to happen in all of these last 7 or 8 years ...   more

Thank You Gen 7: Bioshock 2


And now a special message from PhilKenSebben.

Merry Christmas you sacks of garbage. I love some of you, I hate most of you, but I'll fuck every God damn single one of you. I hope you all have a great day, I'm grateful to know and inter...   more



Merry Christmas from the Dixons

I just wanted to take a moment to let you all know how much you mean to me. If it weren't for Destructoid, I wouldn't be half the person -- half the husband, half the father, half the man -- ...   more



Seymour's Fact-Checked 2013 GOTY Awkwards

Destructoid? A word, if you please. What took place during yesterday's "Game of the Year" awards was just sickening. As I am typing, I am vomiting. Still vomiting. Eugh. It's everywhere. Why di...   more



The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened.  I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could b...   more



VIDEO - Sleepy Seymour Rants: Viscera Cleanup Detail

WoXlCQu6yBM I'm sleepy Seymour, and this is a video game.  Like most humans end up doing in the morning (or at night, I don't judge), I get up. Although, when I get up, I begin the day with eit...   more

VIDEO - Sleepy Seymour Rants: Viscera Cleanup Detail


Seymour's Big Boy Britches (video games too!)

In mere hours, I will begin life in the first house I've lived in since I was around 6 or 7 years old (currently 23). That's already pretty exciting! But, with that comes new obligations, a new...   more



The one game I am truly thankful for

It's Thanksgiving today! Or, the American Thanksgiving at least.  Another special day of the year to only think of video games. Because friends and family are overrated. You don't even always ...   more

The one game I am truly thankful for


Lumen Video Review - A game about pyjama racists

So we've got another review up on Scary Granules. We'd appreciate you checking it and other videos out. This time I play and review an enjoyable short game where you must traverse a dreamworld ...   more

Lumen Video Review - A game about pyjama racists


Here's a Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus review you might read

As I type this, I am still listening to the special track that plays at the main menu after completing the game. It's so goddamn hype. And it's the best way to type a review about Into the Nexu...   more

Here's a Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus review you might read





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