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Remembering Barcode: NYCís Failed Arcade Club

In the late 1990ís arcades were in their death throes in the U.S. Arcade games, that once held an edge in terms of their technical ability against home consoles and PCs, were slowly but surely be...   more

Remembering Barcode: NYCís Failed Arcade Club


The Dangers of Wearing the Videogamer Badge

I never cease to be amazed how even though videogames have come so far in terms of mainstream acceptance, there are times when I must contain myself accordingly when showing my enthusiasm for my ...   more



Come Meet the New BossÖ

ÖSame as the old boss? Letís hope not for Xbox One fans and game fans in general. After just under a year of monumental missteps regarding the Xbox brand and direction, Microsoft has seemingly do...   more

Come Meet the New BossÖ


My Last Blog.

Dramatic title! Grabs the attention of the eyes and heart! But why so drama? I want to get some things out of the way. I'm not leaving Destructoid. I love the website and the community. I should...   more

My Last Blog.


Leland Yee And The Beautiful Irony Of Life

This is Leland Yee. †He's a Senator for the great state of California, Democratic Party. †In the past, he's introduced and sponsored bills for both gun control and the restriction / elimination...   more



Savestate: Rend the Storm (Demon's Souls)

Demon's Souls is a game without many set piece moments. There are a few, but unlike some games where proceeding through the set piece in the exact manner you're suppose to is the only way for...   more



REMINDER: FLORIDA NARP THIS WEEKEND

† Well, it's time. †This Saturday at 8pm, Orlando is about to have a giant gathering of cooler-than-the-average nerds, as Florida's Dtoid constituency is cordially invited at theoretica...   more



The Low(er) Tier Podcast - S3E3: Pumpkin Tits

I'm still in the process of getting the login info for the LTPC account, but in the meantime, I'm putting this blog post up here so everyone on the front yard of Dtoid can enjoy it. - - - - - - ...   more



I may have gone too far to get a legitimate Mew...

Mew has been the most sought after pokemon since the very beginning. Even now he is hard as hell to obtain through non-hacking ways. Well i recently discovered that you can obtain one throu...   more

I may have gone too far to get a legitimate Mew...


Launch Title Retrospective: Where are they Now

Donít you love ďwhere are they now shows?Ē Nothing makes us feel better about ourselves than watching someone that had it all and pissed it all away. Child actors, teen popstars, mega athletes, y...   more

Launch Title Retrospective: Where are they Now


Dtoid Southeast NARP: Beware The (St.) Ides Of March

I'm of the mindset to do dinner beforehand, but the night will definitely be moving over to Player One for liquor and games. If you're in Florida and want to meet some Dtoid people, get...   more

Dtoid Southeast NARP: Beware The (St.) Ides Of March


Gaming Under the Influence of Opiates

First off, I donít condone the misuse of controlled substances. One should only use prescription drugs under the supervision of a doctor, unless that doctor is named Dr. Feelgood, in which case, ...   more

Gaming Under the Influence of Opiates


Mass Murderer Starving for a PS3 & Cozy Chair

Anders Breivik, the Norwegian mass murderer convicted for killing 77 people is threatening a hunger strike if heís not given a Playstation 3 among other creature comforts. Apparently, he believes...   more

Mass Murderer Starving for a PS3 & Cozy Chair


Fixing Game Writing in 6 Easy Steps!

Look, I'll level with you; I'm far from what passes as an accomplished writer. The closest I got to any writing accolades was a gold star for my essay on Frances Hodsgson-Burnett's The Secret G...   more

Fixing Game Writing in 6 Easy Steps!


Is Senran Kagura Secretly Brilliant?

Hey, happy Valentineís Day.† Letís talk about breasts. A while back, I was on The Escapist sifting through the forums -- something I donít do all that often, unless thereís an interesting topi...   more



Bioshock Impotent

Once again, Elizabeth and I are roadblocked by one of Bioshock Infinite's many locked doorways. Typically, this would mean bypassing the non-obstacle with the billionth rendition of Elizabeth's ...   more

Bioshock Impotent


The Past: Oreos For Breakfast

I was three. †Just turned three, in fact. †Late December, 1985. I was spending Christmas with my family at my Aunt and Uncle's house. † My Mom was pregnant with my baby sister, and I was a c...   more



Buyerís Remorse and PS4 Envy

They say the grass is greener on the other side. I hate that saying, people who say that deserve to get punched in the throat, and yet itís what I keep telling myself when I think of the PS4. Ití...   more

Buyerís Remorse and PS4 Envy


Why is Clark Kent is So Method?

Full disclosure, Iím not a Superman fan. Heís a goody-two-shoes with no flaws and I hate that. I want my superheroes to have flaws goddamn it! Horrible disgusting wart-like flaws and everything t...   more

Why is Clark Kent is So Method?


Freak Dreams are Made of TheseÖ

A week and a half ago, I read a fascinating article about lucid dreaming and hardcore gaming. In this article, a psychologist Jayne Gackenbach (Gesundheit!)†posits that hardcore gamers often have...   more

Freak Dreams are Made of TheseÖ


Girly Guys and Manly Girls

Fair warning: this is probably going to be the stupidest post youíve ever read.† Or if not the stupidest, then the one thatíll draw discussion away from the topic and put me under (or on) fire....   more



How Do you Solve a Problem Like Game Length?

£4 an hour; that's the value of your first playthrough of . Seems a little steep for a game lacking the common decency to use real words in its title. And that figure's just for Steam users; sp...   more



Pass the Sticks, Remembering Old School Co-op

Over the holidays, my wife, daughter, in-laws, and I took a vacation to Disney World to help get our minds off a very long and trying year. Iím being completely transparent when I say that I wasn...   more

Pass the Sticks, Remembering Old School Co-op


Lightning Returns: One Last Battle

I donít think Iíve had an existential crisis this bad since I watched Transformers: Dark of the Moon and legitimately wanted to bash my head against something until everything went black.† Just...   more

Lightning Returns: One Last Battle


When will Nintendo Think the Unthinkable?

With the news coming out of Japan of Nintendo missing itís marks fiscally for 2013 by some sizable margins, and their stock taking a hard hit, many people have come out with their ďThe end is nea...   more

When will Nintendo Think the Unthinkable?


New DTOID Group On Steam: D.I.C.K.S.

Or, rather, the . †It's a group designed to do one thing, and that's to make it easy to find and play members of the Dtoid community on Steam...but specifically for fighting games. I asked aro...   more

New DTOID Group On Steam: D.I.C.K.S.


Skulltoid: Skullgirls On Steam

I will admit, the first time I heard about , I wasn't really all that interested in it. †I mean, I knew it was indie (which should be supported), I knew it was high-quality in terms of art asse...   more

Skulltoid: Skullgirls On Steam


Celebrity Guest Game Reviews: Liberace & Rockband

I donít do game reviews, so Iíve decided to outsource that to some of the worldís most iconic celebrities, both living and dead. Today, Iím happy to announce that the late great Liberace will giv...   more

Celebrity Guest Game Reviews: Liberace & Rockband


The Future is Now, Playstation Now

Sonyís marketing plan seemed pretty simple with the launch of PS4. Announce powerful new hardware. Keep mouth shut. Let competition stick foot in mouth. Contradict competition. Win the next-gen b...   more

The Future is Now, Playstation Now


Kojima Crossing the Line with Sexual Violence in Latest Metal Gear

is still 3 months away, but the ESRB has recently released some details of the content in the upcoming game. Nothing out of the ordinary regarding ESRB releasing details early, as this happens al...   more

Kojima Crossing the Line with Sexual Violence in Latest Metal Gear





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