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The sound of many hands fapping...

... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of...   more



Pandora's Tower: Will you still love me?

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Pandora's Tower: Will you still love me?


Love Mass Effect? Show some of that love here!

For all the details, go to If you or anyone you know if a fan of the Mass Effect series, I strongly urge you to share and reblog this. The more exposure we can get, the greater diversity of a...   more

Love Mass Effect? Show some of that love here!


Deal with it.

Yup, the next Xbox might not be for you. The rumours of an "always on" internet connected next-generation Xbox aren't particularly new, though recent leaks and the distinct lack of any outrigh...   more



I think I'm going to be defiant!

I got to level 157 or so in Defiance during the beta week... so apparently I liked the game. It releases today on my Birthday, April 2nd, and there's a pretty decent chance I'll be getting the...   more



Adorable people is why I keep trying to make things

A lot of people told me right off the bat that I shouldn't make teenage pokemon, that I was doing it wrong and that i was trying too hard or not trying hard enough or that just watching the show ...   more



Talk Fast with Anthony Burch (choose your own interview)

We started a new interview series called "Talk Fast" at PAX East this year and it was fun to do. We did one with Anthony Burch of Borderlands 2 and Runner fame, but the sound didn't sound. You ...   more

Talk Fast with Anthony Burch (choose your own interview)


Just call me Farmer Elsa!

I never did play Demon Souls... even though I normally love WRPG styled games. I heard it was difficult, as in brutally difficult and when I want to have my ass kicked, I generally load up an on...   more



Me and my digitial dick...

I've been a gamer since I was a nameless, genderless, adventurer in games like Zork and Myst. I then moved on to the Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dales series of games and I alwa...   more



(Four in February) How beating games can improve your life

Sometimes, video games don't get beaten or finished. If you're heavily invested in video games as a hobby, often times you'll accumulate a backlog of games. These are games you've purchased ...   more

(Four in February) How beating games can improve your life


The Saboteur Review (PS3) - Bombs, Bullets & Breasts in Beautiful Black & White

Let me set the scene, you’re knelt high up on the soaked stone ledge of a Parisian cathedral, heavy rain pours down from the night sky crackling in your ears, masking the noir city scape in front...   more

The Saboteur Review (PS3) - Bombs, Bullets & Breasts in Beautiful Black & White


Damsel in Distress....

I know that Anita Sarkeesian's "Damsel in Distress" initial video of her examination of Tropes vs Women in Video games is due to drop tomorrow, so I wanted to get some of my thoughts out previo...   more



Not-so-retroview: The Saboteur

Please enjoy one of the best tracks used in this wonderful game while readind my blog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfJRX-8SXOs Welcome to another of my , this time, I'll talk about another...   more

Not-so-retroview: The Saboteur


Gaming Porn for Women

Last year for Valentine's Day my husband got me a funny little book called " and included really nice pictures of guys saying things like "" or "". It was cute and I thought it would be fun to ...   more



NF Magazine (formerly Nintendo Force) now up for subscription

Tony Ponce, a bunch of other great people, and myself are all working on a sequel magazine to Nintendo Power. The first issue cost like $18 or something wild like that. All the profits went to ...   more



My 'illustrated' Top 5 games of 2012

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My Top games of 2012

Hamza told me to make a list of my favorite games of 2012 if I had any down time. I don't have any down time. I really should be recording more Teenage Pokemon audio, but that's really stressful ...   more



'I Don't Know...' Halo 4 Review Comic

The entire game, I kept expecting Master Chief to say this. 's single-player portion is really good. While its narrative doesn't seem to concerned with explaining itself to newcomers, the cha...   more

'I Don't Know...' Halo 4 Review Comic


Competition, video games and real life...

I'm not a competitive person. I tend to prefer multiplayer shooter games that are based on team tactics and allow for helping out team members with the ability to play medic or engineer or oth...   more



My 100 (or so) favorite Wii exclusives (a work in progress)

Here is a list I've been working on for a few months (off and on). I was hoping to complete it after playing Kiki Trick and Dragon Quest X (as I feel like they'd end up ranking on here somewher...   more



Splatterhouse 2010: A tale of hit and miss (and mostly miss)

Hello again, as promised, here's my talk about one of the first game I consider it deserves a more insightful analisys, Splatterhouse 2010 for Xbox 360 and PS3. While I only played the PS3 ver...   more

Splatterhouse 2010: A tale of hit and miss (and mostly miss)


Surprise!

So I finally (after trying out a LOT of demos) found a Kinect game I actually like. Someone on another blog indicated that the game Rhythm Party was similar to the old Eyetoy Groove game... so...   more



Introduction Blog

Hello there, as much as I try to refrain from it, I cannot avoid an introduction for my future blogs. I think it could help understand what to expect, or not from now on, from me. As I think eve...   more

Introduction Blog


Teenage Pokemon Pre-alpha build

Hey everybody. I'm working on a show about teenagers and Pokemon called Teenage Pokemon. All the art is by Linzb0t. She is great. Here's a rough look at some of the art and a smaaaaaaaall, o...   more



The Halo 4 sexist banning threat has no balls.

First off, for those that don't know - I am an old, white female. My gender has occasionally been questioned, but I can describe menstrual cramps in detail, and I can also now give a crash cou...   more



Persona Podcast and a Not-Viral video

Hey wieners. Sorry in advance for the shortblog, but I gotta finish this review of NightSky for the 3DS eShop and I can't let myself get too distracted. What a turd, right? First off, I did a ...   more



Safe gaming... and leg condoms!

I can't help feeling a bit maternal about those on my buddy list.. I care about you! I also can't help but notice that some of you are playing - all the time, - probably too much. I wonder ...   more



Help, help! I'm being repressed!

Hold on a minute... let me put down this cooking pot, untie my apron, put on some lipstick, ask my husband for permission to write this blog and vent a bit. Dammit! Why the hell didn't someb...   more



Top 10 things to love about the RE6 demo

10) It's like Uncharted, except the jumping and the banter have been replaced by MONSTERS! 9) It's like Call of Duty, except the 1st person camera angle and general combat system have been repla...   more



I threw my husband off a cliff!

Yes, yes I did! I picked him up, carried him to the cliff edge... and tossed him off!! My husband and I had an argument about him wanting to buy a new car. He wants to buy a sports car that w...   more






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