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So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. I may have, at... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
It’s kind of hard for me to really pick one game for this. As someone who was raised up squeezing every last minute out of a game because you never knew when you’d get another, I’ve cherished q... more
I haven't blogged in a while so excuse me if I'm a little rusty at this. Seriously, my last blog post was an entry in a Pokemon meme from back when Jim was obsessed with Ekans. Those were some go... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. ... more
So last year I gave this a shot and no one adopted me. Probably because I was new and no one cared. Then at PAX East I gave this a shot and no one adopted me. Probably because it's the East coa... more
So this E3 was a lil' different for me. Usually my E3s are a somewhat lonely affair seeing as I'm the only person I know within a 100 mile radius who cares. So I watch the conferences and join ... more
Much like being a gangsta, or being Mexican, it’s a hard life to lead being a fanboy. Spreading the truth when few want to hear it, preaching the gospel when so many intolerant and angry people... more
This is gonna be quick (sorta). The EA conference is in 4 hours and in 4 hours this blog becomes irrelevant. Let's go! ---------------------------------------- Alternative 1996 Odelay ... more
Gamers are a passionate people. Like any fandom we follow our passion of choice with vigor and loyalty. We want the best for her. We are diverse, we are everchanging and as time goes on we are ... more
But then I saw this. Thank you . I now have reason to live. If I don't guest Sega Addicts this week for this bitches are gonna die. more
On this week’s The Bender, the gang is on point….though Mike so ‘not all there’ (more so than usual). I believe the comes up at some point. Other gaming blogs get a little talked about in this... more
A while back (on my birthday no less) my good friend RonBurgandy2010 demanded I make a new mash-up blog. Well...here ya go. The Bangles vs. The Cure Let's start things off smooth shall we?... more
Here are some of my favorites from the MegaCon 2010 show in Orlando, FL. For all my MegaCon pics (I had five cameramen out there all three days!), more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
There comes a time in every human being's life when everything is changed radically. Everything you ever once knew has been blown into bits, the bits have been smashed into dust, the dust parti... more
Hey oh! So remember that PAX East contest we had? Man, I had epic plans for that. For cocktease purposes I'm not gonna go into detail but I did write a song, and I did collaborate with one Renega... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
What kind of loyal DToid community member would I be if I didn't show some birthday love? Unlike a lot of the really well known DToiders I actually haven't been here that long. I've known abou... more
Now I don't normally news post, and I am quite enjoying watching Memetoid, but I thought this was...interesting...so why the hell not? "At the big Final Fantasy XIII launch at the HMV store i... more
(Ditto doesn't need your fancy backgrounds) How can people overlook Ditto? HE CAN BECOME ANY POKEMON!! A team of Ditto's can stomp all over your pathetic team by just copying them. Suddenly you... more
Tourist History Two Door Cinema Club Kitsune Music (Europe), Glassnote Records (US) February 26, 2010 (Ireland), March 1, 2010 (UK), TBD Spring (US) Indie * Electropop, Indie pop, New ... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
Have One On Me Joanna Newsom Drag City February 23, 2010 Folk * Avant-garde, Baroque pop early Regina Spektor, acoustic Sarah Brightman, Joan Baez If you like folk, and female falsetto ... more
I know, I know. Well in between listening to music you might want to know that I'm actually trying to get a journalism degree. Yes I write things other than list in various places across th... more
Oh Valentines Day. Some people hate it, some people love it, some people love to hate it, but no matter what camp you're in you're not alone. Fact is half the fun of Valentines Day is how much ... more
Well kids let me tell you with a song... 25% of the the reason I moved here was for the weather. I am not a happy thing. more
Annnd we're back! Country 1955 Did you know Shel Silverstein wrote A Boy Named Sue? It kinda makes sense now. It hurts me ever so much that of all the country we've gotten thus far we... more