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Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



Video games are broken.

So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. ahem huskyhog I may have, at one point, brush...   more



Dtoid Editors discuss important things: Doubling Down on Fetishes

Jim S. It's like Japanese dick girls Jim S. Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're a greedy fucker O...   more



Groundhog Day: Rock Cell Radio

It’s kind of hard for me to really pick one game for this. As someone who was raised up squeezing every last minute out of a game because you never knew when you’d get another, I’ve cherished quitw a few games that constant...   more



Dear Pirates, Here's How Afford Games and Be Good People

I haven't blogged in a while so excuse me if I'm a little rusty at this. Seriously, my last blog post was an entry in a Pokemon meme from back when Jim was obsessed with Ekans. Those were some good times. I'm throwing in a p...   more

Dear Pirates, Here's How Afford Games and Be Good People


The Obligatory PAX Prime CBlog

You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PAX Prime! Last week was my firs...   more



To view complete rant please enter code found in your gamebox

FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. This content is already on the...   more



Adopt Xzyliac for PAX Please

So last year I gave this a shot and no one adopted me. Probably because I was new and no one cared. Then at PAX East I gave this a shot and no one adopted me. Probably because it's the East coast and if moving to Texas has ...   more



A couple of dudes Skype during E3; these are the recordings

So this E3 was a lil' different for me. Usually my E3s are a somewhat lonely affair seeing as I'm the only person I know within a 100 mile radius who cares. So I watch the conferences and join in on the blogs and forums to ...   more



Sympathy for the devil: A few words for the oppressed fanboy race...

Much like being a gangsta, or being Mexican, it’s a hard life to lead being a fanboy. Spreading the truth when few want to hear it, preaching the gospel when so many intolerant and angry people want to silence you. As you w...   more



33 Random Songs for Rock Band 3

33 Random Songs for Rock Band 3 This is gonna be quick (sorta). The EA conference is in 4 hours and in 4 hours this blog becomes irrelevant. Let's go! ---------------------------------------- 1. Where It’s At by Beck Ge...   more



The Myth Of Innovation

Gamers are a passionate people. Like any fandom we follow our passion of choice with vigor and loyalty. We want the best for her. We are diverse, we are everchanging and as time goes on we are maturing (despite what some do...   more



The Bender Podcast – Infinity Ward, Obama, Wii Fit, and other Hot

On this week’s The Bender, the gang is on point….though Mike currently fasting and pumping up so ‘not all there’ (more so than usual). I believe the Yoda Fleshlight comes up at some point. Other gaming blogs get a little tal...   more

The Bender Podcast – Infinity Ward, Obama, Wii Fit, and other Hot


Chocolate/Vanilla Vanilla/Chocolate: To RonBurgandy2010 With Love Edition

A while back (on my birthday no less) my good friend RonBurgandy2010 demanded I make a new mash-up blog. Well...here ya go. 1. Walk Close To Me Artist: The Bangles vs. The Cure Let's start things off smooth shall we? I ...   more

Chocolate/Vanilla Vanilla/Chocolate: To RonBurgandy2010 With Love Edition


MegaCon 2010 Cosplay Pictures! - Shy Guys, Rufus, Hunter S Thompson, Pedobear +

Here are some of my favorites from the MegaCon 2010 show in Orlando, FL. For all my MegaCon pics (I had five cameramen out there all three days!), Click Here   more

MegaCon 2010 Cosplay Pictures! - Shy Guys, Rufus, Hunter S Thompson, Pedobear +


Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming

To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII review and the hate campaign ins...   more

Jim Sterling (that's me) interviewed on Machinima's Inside Gaming


The Greatest Awful Film; Or The Film That Taught Me How To Love: Gracie's Choice

There comes a time in every human being's life when everything is changed radically. Everything you ever once knew has been blown into bits, the bits have been smashed into dust, the dust particles have been radiated into o...   more

The Greatest Awful Film; Or The Film That Taught Me How To Love: Gracie's Choice


The PAX East Contest Entry That Wasn't: A Journalism Song

Hey oh! So remember that PAX East contest we had? Man, I had epic plans for that. For cocktease purposes I'm not gonna go into detail but I did write a song, and I did collaborate with one RenegadePanda, and I did promise to ...   more

The PAX East Contest Entry That Wasn't: A Journalism Song


Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer

O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly such a pain in the arse these...   more

Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer


Happy Birthday Niero & Destructoid!

What kind of loyal DToid community member would I be if I didn't show some birthday love? Unlike a lot of the really well known DToiders I actually haven't been here that long. I've known about DToid for about 2 years. I m...   more

Happy Birthday Niero & Destructoid!


Final Fantasy fans boo chance to win free 360 bundle

Now I don't normally news post, and I am quite enjoying watching Memetoid, but I thought this was...interesting...so why the hell not? From Kotaku: "At the big Final Fantasy XIII launch at the HMV store in London, fans sho...   more



Ditto

(Ditto doesn't need your fancy backgrounds) How can people overlook Ditto? HE CAN BECOME ANY POKEMON!! A team of Ditto's can stomp all over your pathetic team by just copying them. Suddenly you're left vunerable because YOU HAVE NO ELEMENTAL ADVANTAGE!!!!!!1 YOUR PLANS ARE NOTHING BEFORE MY FLEET OF PINK JELLY CREATURES!! KNEEL BEFORE ME! KNEEL BEFORE MEEE!!!   more

Ditto


I Review Them In Stereo: Tourist History, Tunng, but no Gorillaz...

I Review Them In Stereo is a feature where I review albums, typically new releases, sometimes oldies, not many compilations, across just about any genre you can name. Album: Tourist History Artist: Two Door Cinema Club L...   more

I Review Them In Stereo: Tourist History, Tunng, but no Gorillaz...


Your old pal Sterling on ScrewAttack's Sidescroller's podcast

HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my "Videogame 'fans' need to shut up about everything" editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too long. Quite a fun little debate and hopefully it is interesting to people. Check it out here: SIDESCROLLERS OMG Hope you like it!   more



I Review Them In Stereo: Have One On Me by Joanna Newsom

I Review Them In Stereo is a feature where I review albums, typically new releases, sometimes oldies, not many compilations, across just about any genre you can name. In a perfect world I can gather a team large enough to ma...   more

I Review Them In Stereo: Have One On Me by Joanna Newsom


Jim's Heavy Rain review, Criticosm, and why you can't review the reviewer...

I know, I know. This isn't a music blog. What the fuck Xzyliac? Well in between listening to music you might want to know that I'm actually trying to get a journalism degree. Yes I write things other than list in various...   more



The Loved, The Loveless, and The Misunderstood: A Valentines Day Music Blog

Oh Valentines Day. Some people hate it, some people love it, some people love to hate it, but no matter what camp you're in you're not alone. Fact is half the fun of Valentines Day is how much fun it is to talk about Valent...   more

The Loved, The Loveless, and The Misunderstood: A Valentines Day Music Blog


Hey Xzyliac! What's the weather like where you live? [random blog]

Well kids let me tell you with a song... 25% of the the reason I moved here was for the weather. I am not a happy thing.   more

Hey Xzyliac! What's the weather like where you live? [random blog]


100 Artist Rock Band Needs: Part 6 of 10

WARNING: The article you are about to read is almost 100% opinion. This means it is in no way supposed to represent artist of any legendary status. It is purely to get the ol' juices flowing. If you disagree or have a band ...   more

100 Artist Rock Band Needs: Part 6 of 10


19 things I want for my 19th birthday

Today is January 25th but when I plan on making this blog live it will be the 27th. My 19th birthday. Chances are I'm doing one of three things right now: Playing Mass Effect 2, getting my hair one, or taking my driving tes...   more

19 things I want for my 19th birthday





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