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Apr 09 // Mike Martin

(NVGR) An AMA with Mike Martin/PhilKenSebben

Hello everyone. I was just down in my home and saw a complaint that struck a chord with me. It was one I had myself, back when my name was filled with 3's and my shitposting was at an all time high: The lack of staff in...
Mar 12 // Mike Martin

Friday Night Flicks! Phil's ode to the 80's

So like Frights, we would watch movies (duh). Only we watch movies only from the 80s and I'm shooting for action/adventure/comedy/etc. No horror flicks, as that is what Frights is for and I'm not about to get slapped wi...
Mar 03 // Mike Martin

9 Dtoiders I'd Like To F**k

How the fuck is someone like me supposed to sit down and pick nine of you to feature in a list like this? All the friendships I've made, those I've tried to help, those that have helped me.... man. As a longtime member ...
Feb 23 // Mike Martin

(NVGR) Cooking with Phil - First Edition

Welcome hungry readers. Listen to my stomach roar. Through a boombox. Look, I couldn't find a decent header and I just fucking winged it, ok? All the pictures are weird sized. I got lazy at the end. 2104 FUCKING WORDS A...
Feb 02 // Mike Martin

Clan/Team/Group Roundup. & PC FNF Blogger Wanted

Short and to the point for this one. Leave a comment below with your clan/team/group or whatever, ID/Tag, so that I may add this to future FNF posts. Let's have a little roundup of everyone's groups and games (leave wha...
Jan 29 // Mike Martin

Your new Community Playdate Manager is a twat.

See that guy? He's a cartoon character stupids. He was an avatar used by a guy known as PhilKenSebben around here. Phil is gone now. RIP you username chosen in a moment of great fucked upitude. I'm the asshole behind th...
Dec 25 // Mike Martin

Merry F*cking Christmas You F*cks

I was out searching for that thing(Ha Ha Thingy!) and while out, I realized something: I am fucking amazing. Do you know how lucky you all are? Who else will make sweet, sweet love to you at anytime of the day? Who else...
Dec 23 // Mike Martin

The 2014 Philly Awards

Welcome to the first time, bi-sexual, annual, anal Philly awards. These awards are designed to showcase games this year that I gave a shit about or hated, or jerked off to/on. Disclaimer: I was definitely paid at some p...
Sep 02 // Mike Martin

The Phil Files - 01: Games from under your radar.

So a friend suggested I do a c-blog featuring all the shit I play (Damn you Jinx!). So I said fuck it. I used to try to highlight all the obscure shit on our (now defunct) podcast, but that ain't coming back soon and I'm bore...
Jul 16 // Mike Martin

I Love: My Dick!

What can I say about my dick? He is an awesome ass dude. Standing at 7-7.5" (interest depending) he is a stout, somewhat short gentlemen. He clocks in at decent girth of almost 2 inches and wears (what I'm told) is a very b...
Apr 09 // Mike Martin

Contest Time Bro - Steam Only

Suppers brahs and brahettes. Been awhile since I ran a contest time and I'll be damned if this game didn't inspire me to run another. I'm of course talking about Broforce. This game has been giving more fun than a lot of purc...
Dec 25 // Mike Martin

And now a special message from PhilKenSebben.

Merry Christmas you sacks of garbage. I love some of you, I hate most of you, but I'll fuck every God damn single one of you. I hope you all have a great day, I'm grateful to know and interact with all you folks and I hope you are enjoying your Holiday or you at least have drugs. Merry Christmas, Phil P.S. You're fired. Get out.
Sep 07 // Mike Martin

Community Chat Roundup - STFU

Hello there folks. It's been awhile since the last community chat, so let's get another one going. This time the topic is: What do you want people to STFU most about right now? Why? What controversy of the week are you just...
Jul 15 // Mike Martin

(NVGR) It's all downhill from here.

You'll all have to excuse me. I've been falling down for a while and I'm just at the end of my rope. I honestly don't know how much more bad shit I can take. Those of you you who know me, know it hasn't been an easy 2 yrs f...
Mar 19 // Mike Martin

Dtoid Memories - Laughter, Tears and Everything In-Between

The past couple days have left me in a very not nice place. However, I was sitting in my chair today, lost in my horrible thoughts and my phone buzzed. A fellow dtoider had texted me, inquiring if I was ok. This person (nam...
Feb 25 // Mike Martin

Contest Time - BIT.TRIP Presents... Runner 2 (Steam)

ALL WINNERS HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED VIA PM OR WHATEVER OTHER OPTION I HAD Welcome back to Contest Time folks. It's been awhile hasn't it? I've been giving away most my stuff on The Low(er) Tier, but here I am with a special tre...
Jan 31 // Mike Martin

Community Chat: Racism and Stereotypes in Games

Welcome back folks. It's been awhile. But we are here now and it's time for another Community Chat. This time the subject is: Racism and stereotypes in games. I threw out the topic and some questions to the community, twice...
Jan 02 // Mike Martin

A Story Of Survival in Don't Starve

Oh Klei, you bastards know how to make games I love. The Shank series, Mark Of The Ninja, something else that didn't involve blood and murder.... What was that game? Nevermind, doesn't matter. I am here to share my tales of...
Dec 28 // Mike Martin

Hi, I'm Phil and I'll be your God tonight.

So I'm going to jump into this name thing because, why the hell not? It's fun. First I'll do my username, then we'll see what Mike gets us (probably herpes). Alright first up Phil: 1. Phil Very popular in high school...
Nov 28 // Mike Martin

A Declaration of War on the Bastard Smurfee McGee (NVGR)

Tonight an uneasy truce was broken. Decades of peace have been pissed away and many innocent people have and will continue to suffer, as long as this conflict is allowed to continue. Monday recapper and all around scoundrel...
Nov 13 // Mike Martin

(RE)Call to Arms - Racism and Stereotypes in games.

Since I received so few (usable) responses to the first time I posted this (don't worry folks, I have those few saved), I thought with all the new fish we have now, I'd post it again. I would really like to do this Communit...
Oct 24 // Mike Martin

Contest Time - Resident Evil's (360 & PS3) WINNERS

Don't have another Contest Time to announce......yet, but I'm working on something to top this one. Fingers crossed. Anyways, let's announce the winners of this last one! Wooooooooo! P.S. Some of you would have won, if I ...
Oct 20 // Mike Martin

Warning: Heavy Feelings [NVGR]

I feel I'm two men, trapped in the same body, both angry as hell. I'm currently sitting at my desk, feeling ripped apart in so many directions. While I type this, there is large blue object in my peripheral vision. It's a ga...
Oct 17 // Mike Martin

Contest Time - Resident Evil's (360 & PS3)

Nerf fire vision looks dumb. Moving on.... First off: WEINERS FROM LAST WEEKLE BIG WEINER: Corduroy Turtle YAY TURTLE! Runner-ups (in order): Blasto, BrowneyeWinkin and ManWithNoName For the runners-up, I will contact the...
Oct 13 // Mike Martin

Now announcing: Low(er) Tier Podcast

Yep, ANOTHER podcast. This one featuring SayWord, Jinxed Havoc (former dtoider) and myself. Our show will feature a news round up, guests from our community and beyond (I got an awesome one lined up), contests and other stu...
Oct 12 // Mike Martin

Contest Time - RE 4: HD (PSN) (UPDATED)

You all are bringing it this time, so I've added 3 runners up. Runners up will receive one copy of a RE psone classic. There are 3 choices, 1 - Directors Cut, 2 and then 3 (Who'd a thunk?). I'll figure out what to do with peo...
Sep 28 // Mike Martin

Who wants to know this guy? [NVGR] A re-intro to Phil.

I'm sexy and I know it. Me, circa 2010 As I've become more active in this community and made a ton of awesome buddies and a few really awesome friends, I thought it might be time to reintroduce myself. Care to know what ma...
Sep 28 // Hystzen

Persona 4 Arena EU update

So people in Europe who expected P4A last month you must be wondering where its gone so going post latest info here I know this is mainly a US site and you already got P4A but us in europe still dont have it Taken from Pers...
Sep 27 // Mike Martin

Call to Arms: My next community chat - Racism and Stereotypes.

Hello folks. Times for another Community Chat. This time the subject is: Look at the damn title, lazy ass. So what topics would you like to see discussed? What's your take on how different races are handled in gaming? How ...
Sep 17 // Mike Martin

Contest Time - FTL (Steam)

WINNER OF FTL= Evil1 Contest Time shall be retired for a short while. Sorry. Winner of Shattered Horizon was: Kyousuke Nanbu. Thanks to Evil 1's suggested method. Kyo will be contacted through sentient anal beads with r...

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