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Only one day left to get your avatar adopted for PAX!

PAX Prime 2014 starts tomorrow and ! So far only has bothered to post an adoption blog; the rest of you need to get your act together if you want to soar on papery wings to Seattle tomorrow! ...   more

Only one day left to get your avatar adopted for PAX!


Going to PAX? Why not take your favorite Dtoider with you?!

So you were one of the lucky few who managed to snag a pass to PAX this year. How exciting! You've got your flights booked, your hotel reserved, and your bags packed (boy, you're really on the ...   more



What if Mario was... a GIRL!???!!!?

When they announced new heads were sent spinning at the prospect of playing as Princess Peach, unfortunately, many were disappointed as both Peach and Rosalina reinforced gender normatives by ...   more



A Fashionably Late Entry

The objective of the was to showcase the best in lazy artwork. I like to think taking 4 months to finish this makes me the ultimate bestest winner. And so, without further ado, because I know y...   more



E3 Predictions: The Results

With the dust settled I thought we’d take a look back at the E3 Predictions post to see who came out on top, and to just reflect on E3 in general. All in all I think it was a pretty good showing,...   more

E3 Predictions: The Results


So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?  I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first a...   more



The Five Best and Worst Mario Kart Courses

Ah yes , one of the few franchises that invoke feelings of joy and anger; sometimes at the same time. Since its debut on the Super Nintendo in 1992, the series has graced almost every Nintendo c...   more

The Five Best and Worst Mario Kart Courses


Deep Thoughts

If there was a port of for the Rift, people would be able to trip balls without fucking up their central nervous system.   more

Deep Thoughts


An Open Love Letter To Harmonix Part One: The Hero We Needed

The year is 2005. Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo all unveiled their next generation consoles that were all planning to launch soon. While all the hype was around the new consoles, one fifteen yea...   more



Hi-Definitionisms... with Nihil: Part One

Gather 'round, chitlins. It's Uncle Nihil's Story Time, brought to you by Alabama Finger Blast. It's been since pretty much last year that I've gone at length about my gaming exploits and mi...   more



10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

If you're a male, you're wrong.  One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.  Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle...   more



10 Things You Don't Know About GoofierBrute

Hi everybody, I'm Destructoid user GoofierBrute. You may know me as that one unfunny guy on the front page. You know that one guy, with the hair? Yeah, that's me. Anyway, I've been trying to get ...   more



10 Reasons To Kill It With Fire

It's been 2 years since , and getting close to a year since my . So thanks to Jonny B, here you go, internet. See the exposed, rusting gears and shoddy wiring that is my fucking brain. Be amused...   more



10 things you didn't know about JT Murphy

So, I'm really only doing this because Conor wants to make this old Cblog fad a thing again, and I'm totally in favor of this. So here goes. 1. There's actually way more than 10 things you don't...   more



EA's SUPER MECHASTEEL JUMPER SQUAD ALPHA BROS: THE SEQUEL: JUMP HARDER

pI smell like doody. Also known as my legit Review. I'm really not a fanboy or hater at heart, just jaded as shit when it comes to the industry. So I'm not surprised at all, with this coming f...   more

EA's SUPER MECHASTEEL JUMPER SQUAD ALPHA BROS: THE SEQUEL:  JUMP HARDER


Deep Thoughts - Whys and Why Nots

A whole lot of people ask "Why?" when they should be asking "Why not?". Others ask "Why not?" when the answer is right in front of them or choose to ignore it. As with most things in daily life...   more

Deep Thoughts - Whys and Why Nots


The Play it/Avoid it Report - 002 // Wind Waker HD, GTA V and more

Hello, Destructoid. Believe it or not, The Play it/Avoid it Report is back after an extended hiatus. I'm going to skip my traditional intro and dive right in. Let's do this. ____________________...   more



Deep Thoughts

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[NVGR] Prepare yourself, Idaho: I'm about to come inside you

Due to an uninteresting series of events, my family will be moving to Boise on March 8th. I will continue working at my same day job (from home) and also performing my Dtoid duties (hehe, dood...   more



The Past: The Fairy Boy From the Woods

Whenever there’s a discussion on the greatest games of all time, it safe to assume that is going to be brought up at some point. And why shouldn’t it be?  It revolutionized the series by introd...   more

The Past: The Fairy Boy From the Woods


My Top 10 Most Wanted Characters for the New Super Smash Bros.!

I freaking love It's one of my favorite fighting game series of all time, but as fun as the games are, the anticipation leading up to each new release is almost just as fun! The speculation! The...   more



Is Toad Middle Eastern?

First, we discovered that the clouds and bushes in were using the same sprite.  Later, mankind theorised that the entirety of 3. was actually a stage play. And now, I have unearthed the next “...   more



Occams electric toothbrush is your new Cblog Manager

It's been a long time coming. (Like my wiener!) As my daily duties direct my attention elsewhere and I find myself being pulled in more directions than my penis when my wife and kids are gone ...   more



Impressions: Bravely Default Demo

Despite JRPGs being a dime a dozen on handhelds, there's been a lot of buzz surrounding . After releasing in Japan in 2012, many gamers in the West petitoned Square-Enix to localize it. Despite s...   more

Impressions: Bravely Default Demo


2013 in Gaming: Better/Worse than Ever

What a year, eh? Another triumphant year for current gen consoles, the introduction of the next generation, the higher standards of AAA experiences and the greater exposure and availability of in...   more



Merry Christmas from the Dixons

I just wanted to take a moment to let you all know how much you mean to me. If it weren't for Destructoid, I wouldn't be half the person -- half the husband, half the father, half the man -- ...   more



The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened.  I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could b...   more



100% Unbiased Review: Ass Taxer 4: Black Flag

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100% Unbiased Review: Ass Taxer 4: Black Flag


Carry Over Saves Are a Near Impossible Dream.

Carry over saves were a revolutionary idea, the concept that decisions you made could have repercussions that went beyond just later on in the game, but could carry over into the next game alt...   more



Deep Thoughts

If gender swapping was like , there would be a lot more dead bodies in the world.   more

Deep Thoughts





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