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I don't blame you for forgetting about the SECRET MOON BASE podcast. (Here's a new episode!)

    Welcome back, fan of Secret Moon Base! Yes....it's been almost a year since our last episode. Yes, we are very sorry. Yes, we'll literally do anything we can to make it up to you. Hopefully that thing ...   more

I don't blame you for forgetting about the SECRET MOON BASE podcast. (Here's a new episode!)


Hey Dtoid, Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?

I've been walking the planent Earth for twenty five years now. And over the course of those twenty five years, I've learned some very important lessons, like what to eat and what not to eat, what not to stick in the ele...   more



The Brave New World We've Won.

  At first games were held in contempt, a toy for children and nothing more, and to an extent they were right, but gamers and the medium grew up together and came into their own. When the moral guardians told them ...   more



ATTENTION ALL SMASH BROTHERS: I CALL DIBS ON BOWSER JR.!

Listen up, nerds. I know you're all clamoring to get your hands on this very popular character, but back off. He's mine. I am officially calling dibs on the Prince of Darkness himself, Bowser Jr.! Though there is absolut...   more

ATTENTION ALL SMASH BROTHERS: I CALL DIBS ON BOWSER JR.!


You're Going Down For The Count! I Call DIBS on Little Mac in Smash 4!

So, Super Smash Bros. 4 came out on the 3DS a little more than a week ago in Japan, revealing the final roster for us to see (don't worry, I won't spoil it here for those of you who don't want to know, and I a...   more



Leave Luck to Heaven: The Ten Best First Party Nintendo Games (#10-6)

         Love them or hate them, there’s no denying the impact Nintendo has had on the video game industry. Originally a card maker started in 1889, Nintendo tried its hand in multiple ind...   more

Leave Luck to Heaven: The Ten Best First Party Nintendo Games (#10-6)


Hey look, a new Cblog editor

I think? Let's play. Can I make this bold? Italic? Big? Small? How about a picture? Gif? Video? Featured: How long it took to get a new Cblog editor EDIT: There are clearly some problems with spacing, but everything el...   more



Only one day left to get your avatar adopted for PAX!

PAX Prime 2014 starts tomorrow and I want to take you with me! So far only ChillyBilly has bothered to post an adoption blog; the rest of you need to get your act together if you want to soar on papery wings to Seattle tomo...   more

Only one day left to get your avatar adopted for PAX!


Going to PAX? Why not take your favorite Dtoider with you?!

So you were one of the lucky few who managed to snag a pass to PAX this year. How exciting! You've got your flights booked, your hotel reserved, and your bags packed (boy, you're really on the ball this year), but there's s...   more



What if Mario was... a GIRL!???!!!?

When they announced new Super Mario 3D World heads were sent spinning at the prospect of playing as Princess Peach, unfortunately, many were disappointed as both Peach and Rosalina reinforced gender normatives by running sl...   more



A Fashionably Late Entry

The objective of the community mspaints was to showcase the best in lazy artwork. I like to think taking 4 months to finish this makes me the ultimate bestest winner. And so, without further ado, because I know you were waiting this whole time for it, and I apologize for that, but seriously, shut up and bask in my genius already. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you: Chrono Trender   more



E3 Predictions: The Results

With the dust settled I thought we’d take a look back at the E3 Predictions post to see who came out on top, and to just reflect on E3 in general. All in all I think it was a pretty good showing, something for everybody no ma...   more

E3 Predictions: The Results


So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?  I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first and say "hi", before giving me ...   more



The Five Best and Worst Mario Kart Courses

    Ah yes Mario Kart, one of the few franchises that invoke feelings of joy and anger; sometimes at the same time. Since its debut on the Super Nintendo in 1992, the Mario Kart series has graced almost every Nintendo console...   more

The Five Best and Worst Mario Kart Courses


Deep Thoughts

If there was a port of Child of Eden for the Rift, people would be able to trip balls without fucking up their central nervous system.   more

Deep Thoughts


An Open Love Letter To Harmonix Part One: The Hero We Needed

The year is 2005. Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo all unveiled their next generation consoles that were all planning to launch soon. While all the hype was around the new consoles, one fifteen year old teenager could only drea...   more



Hi-Definitionisms... with Nihil: Part One

Gather 'round, chitlins. It's Uncle Nihil's Story Time, brought to you by Alabama Finger Blast. "Alabama Finger Blast - For When You Want To Feel Like You've Been Touched, Deep South Style" CONSUMER-GRADE NEWS It's been si...   more



10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

1.  If you're a male, you're wrong.  One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.  Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle class white woman with a n...   more



10 Things You Don't Know About GoofierBrute

Hi everybody, I'm Destructoid user GoofierBrute. You may know me as that one unfunny guy on the front page. You know that one guy, with the hair? Yeah, that's me. Anyway, I've been trying to get into writing regularly on here...   more



10 Reasons To Kill It With Fire

It's been 2 years since the last one, and getting close to a year since my reintroduction post. So thanks to Jonny B, here you go, internet. See the exposed, rusting gears and shoddy wiring that is my fucking brain. Be amuse...   more



10 things you didn't know about JT Murphy

So, I'm really only doing this because Conor wants to make this old Cblog fad a thing again, and I'm totally in favor of this. So here goes. 1. There's actually way more than 10 things you don't know about me, because I tend...   more



EA's SUPER MECHASTEEL JUMPER SQUAD ALPHA BROS: THE SEQUEL: JUMP HARDER

<p>I smell like doody. Also known as my legit Xbox 360 Titanfall Review. I'm really not a fanboy or hater at heart, just jaded as shit when it comes to the industry. So I'm not surprised at all, with this coming from ...   more

EA's SUPER MECHASTEEL JUMPER SQUAD ALPHA BROS: THE SEQUEL:  JUMP HARDER


Deep Thoughts - Whys and Why Nots

A whole lot of people ask "Why?" when they should be asking "Why not?". Others ask "Why not?" when the answer is right in front of them or choose to ignore it. As with most things in daily life, I think a balance in asking both is key. The challenge therein may lie in figuring out when to ask which. The answer to that is simple: Ask both at the same time, every time.   more

Deep Thoughts - Whys and Why Nots


The Play it/Avoid it Report - 002 // Wind Waker HD, GTA V and more

Hello, Destructoid. Believe it or not, The Play it/Avoid it Report is back after an extended hiatus. I'm going to skip my traditional intro and dive right in. Let's do this. __________________________________________________...   more



Deep Thoughts

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[NVGR] Prepare yourself, Idaho: I'm about to come inside you

Me in Idaho Hello Dtoiders! As some of you may already know, my wife recently got a new job, so my family will be moving to Boise on March 8th. I will continue working at my same day job (from home) and also performing my D...   more



The Past: The Fairy Boy From the Woods

Whenever there’s a discussion on the greatest games of all time, it safe to assume that The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is going to be brought up at some point. And why shouldn’t it be?  It revolutionized the Zelda seri...   more

The Past: The Fairy Boy From the Woods


My Top 10 Most Wanted Characters for the New Super Smash Bros.!

I freaking love Super Smash Bros. It's one of my favorite fighting game series of all time, but as fun as the games are, the anticipation leading up to each new release is almost just as fun! The speculation! The suspense! Th...   more



Is Toad Middle Eastern?

First, we discovered that the clouds and bushes in Super Mario Bros. were using the same sprite.  Later, mankind theorised that the entirety of Super Mario Bros 3. was actually a stage play. And now, I have unearthed the ne...   more



Occams electric toothbrush is your new Cblog Manager

It's been a long time coming. (Like my wiener!) As my daily duties direct my attention elsewhere and I find myself being pulled in more directions than my penis when my wife and kids are gone for the weekend and I have the...   more






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