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Hello there. Yep, it's that one guy. That one guy who sucks dog dick at being an internet friend. It's him. With sea salt chocolate balls and %5 less scalp hair. Would you like to go on a trip t... more
Hello, bloggers. I have been struggling with what direction to take The Buy it/Avoid it Report for a while now. Although I have always enjoyed writing it, lately I just haven't been buying much... more
Yesterday it was revealed that developer Flying Wild Hog is of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th... more
As I’m typing this out, the video game industry is finally taking a chance to breath after two weeks of non-stop surprise announcements and controversy. Nintendo, after announcing that was fin... more
Welcome to Fanart Flops, the blog that insists fanart is one word no matter what spell check says. For those not in the know Fanart Flops is a collection of the oddest and most confusing videogam... more
Last month was a good result in taking on my Backlog; I took on three games, two old and one new and completed all of them. First up was , the old school sci-fi FPS. Boy, I tell you I haven’t ci... more
Straight outta Compton! ....Hi. So hello people. Doing good? So am I. Did you know I was late for an exam this morning? Terrifying stuff. Almost failed a class! Gee willikers mister, it sur... more
... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of... more
Yup, the next Xbox might not be for you. The rumours of an "always on" internet connected next-generation Xbox aren't particularly new, though recent leaks and the distinct lack of any outrigh... more
Okay so that took longer than expected. At the start of February you voted that I should play The for the first time. And play it I did but it took a whole lot longer than expected. So here’s my... more
I got to level 157 or so in Defiance during the beta week... so apparently I liked the game. It releases today on my Birthday, April 2nd, and there's a pretty decent chance I'll be getting the... more
I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them! more
I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur... more
I never did play Demon Souls... even though I normally love WRPG styled games. I heard it was difficult, as in brutally difficult and when I want to have my ass kicked, I generally load up an on... more
I've been a gamer since I was a nameless, genderless, adventurer in games like Zork and Myst. I then moved on to the Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dales series of games and I alwa... more
I know that Anita Sarkeesian's "Damsel in Distress" initial video of her examination of Tropes vs Women in Video games is due to drop tomorrow, so I wanted to get some of my thoughts out previo... more
Look at how angry that guy is. Like just look how angry he is. Let it sink in. Hey people~ How have you been? I've been good y'know. It's really great having cable again. I've lived with... more
There’s been a lot of talk of demos lately since it was suggested at DICE that demos hurt more than they help in terms of sales, to which we all responded smugly and said “Ha, only the rubb... more
I get it, dude; there isn't enough sports coverage on Dtoid since you left, and that bothers you. But for the love of god, man: Sincerely, The Dtoid Community more
Nothing beats the feeling of a good, strong hug, and hugs better than a Dtoider. (FACT.) I've been the lucky recipient of some of the best hugs of my life from the likes of Occams electric to... more
Last year for Valentine's Day my husband got me a funny little book called " and included really nice pictures of guys saying things like "" or "". It was cute and I thought it would be fun to ... more
So what if his last two non- games have ? At least the man's still got love for the Dtoid community! more
If you can’t do sex right, don’t do it at all. That’s why I don’t do sex, and that’s why developers shouldn’t either. I’m no prude, sex is a natural part of life and an unavoidable storytelling... more
So last month you kindly folks voted that I play and scratch that game off my backlog. And play it I did, completing the single player, a fair chunk of the side missions as well as the and Nigh... more
Finally, we’ve received the social acceptance we’ve strived so hard for. For years we were the victim of bullying and mean spirited jokes but finally, finally, nerds and gamers are no longer s... more
Greetings, fellow Destructoid traveler! I come bearing exciting news! In an effort to cut down on spammers in the comments section, we've promoted several Dtoid community members to "mod" stat... more
Arcades are dead. I will not deal here trying to figure out why, since there is way too many factors here. But they died long ago, and now we all play games in the comfort of our homes. We pla... more
I have the opportunity to interview Christopher Shy, the illustrator of the upcoming prequel graphic novel . Why am I telling you this? Well, I thought it might be fun to let the Dtoid communi... more
So guess what. Guess what, guess what, guess what. ....Chicken butt. Hahahaha, never gets old. How are you guys? Doing good yes? I hope so because it's been awhile. Don't tell me you forgot m... more
So in the vain hope of reducing my backlog, I’m throwing open the chance to all of you lovely folk as to what game I’m going to play next in my backlog. When I say my hopes are in vain, it basi... more
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