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Exclusive Call of Duty: Ghost plot spoiler

Hi, Matthew Razak here (for those who don't remember Cowzilla3). I've come over to Destructoid from for this post to use my film expertise to let you know some important information: Don't g...   more

Exclusive Call of Duty: Ghost plot spoiler


Video games are broken.

So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. I may have, at...   more



Xbox Live Fall Dashboard going live tomorrow

It appears that at some point tomorrow when you turn on your Xbox you're going to see a few improvements and changes. The folks out there who have early Kinect games and have thus been lock...   more

Xbox Live Fall Dashboard going live tomorrow


To view complete rant please enter code found in your gamebox

FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. ...   more



Not-So-Early Adoptérmon: Prologue

[Cross-posted from , because I don't love you enough.] If there's one thing that can often be said about me, it's that I am rarely on the cutting edge of, well, anything. I've spent most of my...   more

Not-So-Early Adoptérmon: Prologue


Happy Birthday, Dtoid!

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My Top Ten Most Hated Members of the Community

I'm delaying my blog about Yakuza III's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly. 10. Jim Sterling. I was here before him, and he took my fat guy sht...   more



Sweet Mother Of God, It's Time For A Belated Secret Santa Post

Look at that. That's right, look at that shit. Your jealousy knows no bounds. You can only stare at the pure, unrequited glory that is a 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand Ultra Special Edition. I mean...   more



I've found it. I've found the worst game ever made. And it's not even out yet.

I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse. Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever...   more



TITAN QUEST IS AMAZING - aka - BUY THE THQ PACK ON STEAM BEFORE MONDAY

So, stuck at home for thanksgiving with nothing to do and a broken cellphone so I couldn't call any friends, I decided to check out Steam. I'm smarter than I look. I found the THQ complete pack...   more

TITAN QUEST IS AMAZING - aka - BUY THE THQ PACK ON STEAM BEFORE MONDAY


Diminished Love - A Cathartic Exercise

I have loved gaming for as long as I can remember. I've always been fascinated with it, and still am, though my love has faded somewhat in the last few years. I've recently spent a lot of time ...   more

Diminished Love - A Cathartic Exercise


Pachter's dumber than a bag of rocks, buy Borderlands.

Because the game is the fucking TITS. Really, all I need to tell you is that it's a excellently well-done combination of Mass Effect and Crackdown. Throw in dashes of Fallout, System Shock and...   more

Pachter's dumber than a bag of rocks, buy Borderlands.


Unthonged 2:Thong Thieves - First Bahamumpressions

no spoilers, I promise Why Uncharted 2 is amazing: It has the best, most refined animation I have ever seen in a game. I'm not even talking about the spectacular attention to modeling, textur...   more

Unthonged 2:Thong Thieves - First Bahamumpressions


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I finally beat the first one three days ago. then my dude hooked me up with this   more

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dreamcast emu running on the pandora

I just made a little poopie.   more

dreamcast emu running on the pandora


Press Start 2 Continue

Looks like my favorite low-budget, homemade, videogame-inspired flick is getting a sequel, due in 2010. That's a good thing, to quote that disgusting lump of failure Martha Stewart. A good thi...   more

Press Start 2 Continue


The first thing in gaming I've been excited about since Crazy Frog Racer 2

Well, that one didn't turn out so good, but I 've got *very* high hopes for this. Sure it's ugly as sin, has been considered vaporware since the beginning of development over two years ago, and h...   more

The first thing in gaming I've been excited about since Crazy Frog Racer 2


Why I Love Destructoid

-idk my bff Dennis -I can make posts that utilize my unique (aka akin to a 12 year old) sense of humor -Stupid videos -PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX In...   more

Why I Love Destructoid


MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION

MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD B...   more

MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION


Ashley just got BUSTED

so I got my pre-order call from lamestop for ghostbusters' midnight launch today - and instead of the brain-melting "HIIIIII THIS IS LIKE ASHLEY, AND IM LIKE CALLING TO REMIND YOU TO LIKE PICK UP...   more

Ashley just got BUSTED


I too have bought a PS3. My current-gen collection is complete.

So, wow. I haven't been 'round this place forever. Last I checked in, I had just bought a 360. The thing came down with a nasty case of RRoD a few months after I bought it, and so I was out of...   more

I too have bought a PS3.  My current-gen collection is complete.


Bahamut Zerpo's patented sweet ass one line picture reviews: InFamous

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Bahamut Zerpo's patented sweet ass one line picture reviews: InFamous


Monday Review: Drag Me to Hell

For some reason my computer logged me in as Cowzilla so this Monday Review is coming at you from the angry banana once again. A little while ago someone asked me what recent horror movie I h...   more

Monday Review: Drag Me to Hell


Wolverine Origins is like having sex with a bacon.

MY REVIEW BY BAMAMUTZERPO WOLVERINE ORIGINS MAKE PEE. I HAD FUN TO CHOP BAD GUY! i TOUCHED A BOOB LAST NIGHT. THEN I PLAYEDED WOLVERING ORGYNINGS. IT WAS MORE FUN THAN THE BOOB SQUISHY. MR ...   more

Wolverine Origins is like having sex with a bacon.


Honestly, I'm sorry about this. But sometimes things have to be done for the sake of themselves, and you sacrifice yourself for the common good.

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Honestly, I'm sorry about this. But sometimes things have to be done for the sake of themselves, and you sacrifice yourself for the common good.


can somebody please point me to the internet? I'm lost.

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can somebody please point me to the internet? I'm lost.


Burn Zombie Burn

Really, just a fantastic, incredibly addictive game.   more

Burn Zombie Burn


i m so drunk

And you know how alcohol is produced? Through fermentation, a by-product of the citric acid cycle — also known as the tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCA cycle); the Krebs cycle; or, more rarely, the...   more

i m so drunk


You know what? GTA4 IS A TERRIBLE GAME

This may not be news to everyone, but I actually though I enjoyed GTA the first time around. Now I realize why I got bored. I went back to play it for a day or two recently, and: ★The Cont...   more

You know what? GTA4 IS A TERRIBLE GAME


Soup's on, and it tastes like racism.

I just wanted to say that Jim, I think you're the tops. And that that may be the best line ever written in a dtoid article.   more

Soup's on, and it tastes like racism.





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