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May 21 // Cowzilla3

Exclusive Call of Duty: Ghost plot spoiler

Hi, Matthew Razak here (for those who don't remember Cowzilla3). I've come over to Destructoid from Flixist for this post to use my film expertise to let you know some important information: the dog is going to die.  Don't...
May 16 // BahamutZero

Video games are broken.

So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. ahem huskyhog I may have, at one point, brush...
Oct 31 // Cowzilla3

Xbox Live Fall Dashboard going live tomorrow

It appears that at some point tomorrow when you turn on your Xbox you're going to see a few improvements and changes. The folks out there who have early Kinect games and have thus been locked out of Xbox Live have recei...
Aug 23 // BahamutZero

To view complete rant please enter code found in your gamebox

FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. This content is already on the...
Apr 19 // Sharpless

Not-So-Early Adoptérmon: Prologue

[Cross-posted from my proper gaming blog, because I don't love you enough.] If there's one thing that can often be said about me, it's that I am rarely on the cutting edge of, well, anything. I've spent most of my life a f...
Mar 16 // Sharpless

Happy Birthday, Dtoid!

Whatever. <4
Mar 11 // king3vbo

My Top Ten Most Hated Members of the Community

I'm delaying my blog about Yakuza III's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly. 10. Jim Sterling. I was here before him, and he took my fat guy shtick. HEY JIM I WAS THE ORIGINA...
Jan 13 // king3vbo

Sweet Mother Of God, It's Time For A Belated Secret Santa Post

Look at that. That's right, look at that shit. Your jealousy knows no bounds. You can only stare at the pure, unrequited glory that is a 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand Ultra Special Edition. I mean, just look at that ball-smash...
Dec 09 // BahamutZero

I've found it. I've found the worst game ever made. And it's not even out yet.

I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse. Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever made it's still the worst ide...
Nov 28 // BahamutZero

TITAN QUEST IS AMAZING - aka - BUY THE THQ PACK ON STEAM BEFORE MONDAY

gratuitous cats awwwww So, stuck at home for thanksgiving with nothing to do and a broken cellphone so I couldn't call any friends, I decided to check out Steam. I'm smarter than I look. I found the THQ complete pack for $49...
Nov 05 // Cyberxion

Diminished Love - A Cathartic Exercise

I have loved gaming for as long as I can remember. I've always been fascinated with it, and still am, though my love has faded somewhat in the last few years. I've recently spent a lot of time trying to figure out why I don...
Oct 19 // BahamutZero

Pachter's dumber than a bag of rocks, buy Borderlands.

what I imagine Pachter looks like after he takes off his human clothes Because the game is the fucking TITS. Really, all I need to tell you is that it's a excellently well-done combination of Mass Effect and Crackdown. Thro...
Oct 11 // BahamutZero

Unthonged 2:Thong Thieves - First Bahamumpressions

no spoilers, I promise Why Uncharted 2 is amazing: It has the best, most refined animation I have ever seen in a game. I'm not even talking about the spectacular attention to modeling, texturing and lighting, but the flui...
Oct 11 // BahamutZero

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I finally beat the first one three days ago. then my dude hooked me up with this
Oct 01 // BahamutZero

dreamcast emu running on the pandora

I just made a little poopie.
Sep 29 // Cyberxion

Press Start 2 Continue

Looks like my favorite low-budget, homemade, videogame-inspired flick Press Start is getting a sequel, due in 2010. That's a good thing, to quote that disgusting lump of failure Martha Stewart. A good thing indeed. The o...
Sep 15 // BahamutZero

The first thing in gaming I've been excited about since Crazy Frog Racer 2

Well, that one didn't turn out so good, but I 've got *very* high hopes for this. Sure it's ugly as sin, has been considered vaporware since the beginning of development over two years ago, and has little to no hype outside t...
Aug 25 // king3vbo

Why I Love Destructoid

-idk my bff Dennis -I can make posts that utilize my unique (aka akin to a 12 year old) sense of humor -Stupid videos -PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX In all seriousness, Dtoid has been an outlet to express my nerdiness for years now, and I absolutely love it. I also love every one of you. Except Necros. Fuck that guy.
Jul 23 // BahamutZero

MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION

MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALL...
Jun 14 // BahamutZero

Ashley just got BUSTED

so I got my pre-order call from lamestop for ghostbusters' midnight launch today - and instead of the brain-melting "HIIIIII THIS IS LIKE ASHLEY, AND IM LIKE CALLING TO REMIND YOU TO LIKE PICK UP YOUR GAME AND STUFF!!! MY VOI...
Jun 08 // Cyberxion

I too have bought a PS3. My current-gen collection is complete.

So, wow. I haven't been 'round this place forever. Last I checked in, I had just bought a 360. The thing came down with a nasty case of RRoD a few months after I bought it, and so I was out of the game for a bit. Early th...
Jun 01 // BahamutZero

Bahamut Zerpo's patented sweet ass one line picture reviews: InFamous

it's the best game I've played since Crackdown.
May 28 // Cowzilla3

Monday Review: Drag Me to Hell

For some reason my computer logged me in as Cowzilla so this Monday Review is coming at you from the angry banana once again. Getting dragged to hell ain't so bad A little while ago someone asked me what recent horror mov...
May 03 // BahamutZero

Wolverine Origins is like having sex with a bacon.

MY REVIEW BY BAMAMUTZERPO WOLVERINE ORIGINS MAKE PEE. I HAD FUN TO CHOP BAD GUY! i TOUCHED A BOOB LAST NIGHT. THEN I PLAYEDED WOLVERING ORGYNINGS. IT WAS MORE FUN THAN THE BOOB SQUISHY. MR WOLVERING IS A HERO! I WANT TO RIDE ON HIS BACK AND SEE ALL THE BLOODS. THERE ARE MANY BLOODS IN WOOVERING ORIGNINGS. ITS LIKE NIGNA GADEN 2 ONLY ITS A GOOD GAME. MY REVIEW END. BAHAMMETZEPO
Apr 05 // BahamutZero

Burn Zombie Burn

Really, just a fantastic, incredibly addictive game.
Apr 01 // BahamutZero

i m so drunk

And you know how alcohol is produced? Through fermentation, a by-product of the citric acid cycle — also known as the tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCA cycle); the Krebs cycle; or, more rarely, the Szent-Györgyi-Krebs cycle[1][...
Mar 31 // BahamutZero

You know what? GTA4 IS A TERRIBLE GAME

This may not be news to everyone, but I actually though I enjoyed GTA the first time around. Now I realize why I got bored. I went back to play it for a day or two recently, and: ★The Controls are a goddam nightmare. ...
Mar 22 // BahamutZero

Soup's on, and it tastes like racism.

I just wanted to say that Jim, I think you're the tops. And that that may be the best line ever written in a dtoid article.

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