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Apr 30 // Glowbear

Destructoid is now a pile of stale shit to me

I’ve been fired, alongside possibly Stevil. but yet to be confirmed, from the staff section of Destructoid and Frontpage posting. I hope they don't get rid of him, he's so lovely and Welsh.   We were bot...
Mar 13 // Capm Trevo

World of Bidoofs is BACK

I did this a year ago, and normally friday nights the Coconut Arcade Stream is graced by the presence of the lovely femme fatale duo: Alice and KiniT. But due to real jobs getting in the way, they can't stream tonight, ...
Mar 02 // Capm Trevo

Mom plays Skyrim

Hey guys! My wife who is a huge Elder Scrolls fan is streaming right now with her mom playing through the first bits of the game. Her gaming experience is limited to Farmville and Sims. It's been pretty entertaining so far, so if you want something to watch, check out the stream.  Thank you :D www.twitch.tv/coconutarcade
Feb 20 // Glowbear

Dtoid 9th Anniversary - Fuzzy List of Feels

Panzadolphin – Panza is just a lovely guy, who has listened to me talk nonsense, always had kind words to say to me and even better, has some pretty great retorts. But he’s a dirty slut so he should be good ...
Feb 13 // Glowbear

Destructoid Community SVU Group Watch Happening Now!

The Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU has aired but not all have watched and certainly not in the fine company of your giggly Dtoid comrades. Join us in the Skype group chat as we no doubt will laugh our tits off a...
Feb 02 // Glowbear

FNFKinda - 11/12th Feb - Law and Order: Dtoid Speshul Victums

The Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU will air on Feb 11th. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/98/fa/8c/98fa8c5aac1b0332f95be9e7eb603728.jpg I know that it might be tempting for a lot of people to watch thi...
Jan 28 // Glowbear

Badgers and Beavers eh?

There is only one forest animal and that is...the....GLOWBEAR!!   Shit about to get ghetto Animals of Farthing Wood up in h'ar!
Jan 27 // Glowbear

The Dangers of Being a Person who Plays Video Games

Cramps Let’s start this off bold and true. The ancient Greek for the word cramps, translates as "Oh lord this is how I am going to die, there is no hope. Amputate the leg". When you game, the main part of your bod...
Jan 22 // Glowbear

Stealth Purity and the Long Cheat

Some of us are not born to be stealthy, some of us revel in the gung-ho gameplay, whereby we see a plethora of cocky enemies ahead and we have seven weapons in our inventory and a handful of grenades and we know what we...
Dec 17 // Glowbear

Threaks and the nice side of Gaming

Given that I am not employed by Destructoid, there should be no conflict in this particular piece. I am also not paid by or engage in lude acts with Threaks. Though I do engage in raunchy times with German beer.  T...
Nov 03 // Glowbear

FNF: Friday Night Frights - Propah Scary Innit

Well hello.We did Friday Night Frights last week and it was a really enjoyable experience. The film chosen was Creepshow (what a load of shit that was...with a surprising cast). This week we want to pick something that u...
Oct 05 // Glowbear

Things you can say to ensure you look like a dick

Before the panties get twisted, I am not an advocate of either side of this gamer gate thing, but sometimes you gotta rant. "Check your privilidge"If you're white and male, automatically you are oveflowing in an abundanc...
Sep 28 // Glowbear

How Gamergate effects Elbows and Fanfic Consequences

It doesn't.....moving on! BEST ELBOWS IN VIDYJA GURMS! Donkey KongDK's elbow double as a shag. And by shag I don't mean what you think I mean, dirty birdies. His fluffy, carpet like fur covers all of his body, but excent...
Sep 21 // Glowbear

Awful Gaming Fanfiction

I thought it would be a good idea to start a series of readings based on terrible gaming fanfiction. The first bundle are depraved sexual nopeness and then we start getting it the flat out stupid, in terms of 'plot' and ...
Aug 31 // Glowbear

Top Eye Merkins in the history of Video Games

Mama always told me "if you can't find a bear to marry and have to be a filthy inter-racialist, then at least get someone with a good set of eyebrows". I'm still searching Mama...so stop texting about it. People often assume...
Aug 30 // Glowbear

Top Chins in the history of Video Games

It's easy to find yourself in a catch-22 situation when embarking on the life changing road that is video gaming. One can be either too focused on minute details such as graphical intricacies or find themselves too complacent...
Aug 19 // Glowbear

It's ok not to play Depression Games

Recently with the death of Robin Williams, depression has been discussed quite a lot. Also with the push of Depression Quest and ironically the scandal involving the personal lives of the creator Zoe Quinn and others (I won't...
Aug 13 // Glowbear

Glowbear takes to the mountains for charity

So I'm giving another go at raising money for a good cause. Alcoholic Bears Not-So Anonymoose was a riveting raunchy success. We made enough money to buy even more booze than we had already. But seriously, I'm posting here...
Aug 08 // Glowbear

It's what's on the outside that counts

The past few years in gaming have pushed forth many different topics and principles. Those who play video games complain, more as consumers, than as gamers and yet both are intertwined together. But what part of us expresse...
Aug 07 // ccesarano

The Engaging Dead

For the past few months I've been working on the various parts of my video analysis for season one of Telltale's The Walking Dead. I always come away from these experiences with a number of lessons learned and things to loo...
Jul 30 // ccesarano

My Year as a Games Writer

Two major events in my life occurred since I last wrote on Destructoid. The first was that I had lost my job at the time, leaving me unemployed. The second, in an ironic twist of fate, was that I was invited to be a front pag...
Jun 11 // Elsa

So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?  I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first and say "hi", before giving me ...
May 08 // Elsa

10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

1.  If you're a male, you're wrong.  One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.  Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle class white woman with a n...
Mar 18 // Glowbear

The Thing: What could have been

The Thing is a third-person survival horror video game developed by Computer Artworks and it could have been something that when talked about now, is remembered fondly. It could have been a really enjoyable game, that did s...
Mar 15 // Glowbear

We need YOU (and your mum) for our 25th Episode Special!

Hello you lovely slippery balls of toenails. Scary Granules will be recording the 25th episode and we thought we'd make this a special one and we need you in order to successfully pull that off. If you could find it in you...
Mar 09 // Glowbear

Dear Not a Game

By now most people who play games regularly or keep a fairly decent check on games related news will be aware of the existence of some titles such as, Dear Esther, Gone Home and Stanley Parable. Now I used title instead of ...
Mar 04 // Capm Trevo

I may have gone too far to get a legitimate Mew...

**[[ UPDATE: For those of you who enjoyed the stream or didn't get a chance to see it while it was up, I will be posting a video on YouTube tomorrow of the ridiculousness that is 1000 bidoofs. It will be posted on my persona...
Dec 19 // Elsa

The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened.  I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could be blinded from the s...
Dec 13 // Capm Trevo

Know Your Zombies!

So, if you're like me, you got sick of the whole zombie craze when it was overplayed a couple years ago, but for some reason, it has come back around. I am enjoying zombies again. The culture, the games, the movies and tele...
Dec 08 // Capm Trevo

The True Meaning of Video Games

An interesting thing happened to me today at work. I had brought my laptop in to the very busy downtown Seattle sushi restaurant that I serve at to show my manager a shitty little game I programmed for my senior project in hi...

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