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Signs of an Awesome Game

NOTE: Long story short: I don't have Photoshop right now. Hopefully my stand-ins work alright :) This is what you've all been waiting for: the death knell for reviews full of dirty bias, horrendous unobjectivity and antiqu...   more



Why I Love Destructoid

I used to be around a lot more back before I moved to Australia and started medicine, but I still love Dtoid and I try to stop by the front page/IRC/the forums whenever I get a chance. Hell, Im skipping school and launderi...   more

Why I Love Destructoid


Deconstructing the Destructoid Game "Runner"

NOTE: Normally I would not cross-post on my c-blog and on the other site I write for, but as this is something quite specific to Destructoid, I'm going to go ahead and post it. If people get really pissy then I can easily rem...   more

Deconstructing the Destructoid Game


Nintendo to Purchase Microsoft Console Division, Remove Naughty Parts

This article was originally written for NegativeGamer.com. Usually I wouldn't post anything from another site that I wrote, but here I just couldn't resist since this is such big news and all ;) Note: I did this in a hurry s...   more

Nintendo to Purchase Microsoft Console Division, Remove Naughty Parts


Why Intimidation Can Kiss My Ass

Dtoid card booster 16 is still coming, just be patient :) Ever hear someone tell you that they wont play a game because they dont think they can handle the pressure? Maybe you went to hand someone the controller and that...   more

Why Intimidation Can Kiss My Ass


Hamza, THE SHARK HAND!

BRUTAL AND RUTHLESS!!!   more

Hamza, THE SHARK HAND!


(NVGR) The GHost's 1 Year Destructoid Anniversary Post!

Welcome to my wankfest! Consider this a fair warning: this post is all about how Dtoid has influenced me in the last year and my Dtoid related traveling. It includes the extreme overuse of the following words: Amazing Aweso...   more

(NVGR) The GHost's 1 Year Destructoid Anniversary Post!


(NVGR) 10 Things You Don't Know About The GHost

Im going to keep the ball that Silver Dragon, Jesus H. Christ and Y0j1mb0 got rolling with another 10 things you dont know c-blog. So if you care to get some insight to what makes me tick, by all means stick around! 10...   more

(NVGR) 10 Things You Don't Know About The GHost


(NVGR) The Forums Are Back: My Reaction

I've put this up in the forums, but I wanted to share it with all of you that never leave the front page :) Here are the major events that made up my evening: Just another lame-ass day... Until... OMG! FORUMZ IZ BACK!...   more

(NVGR) The Forums Are Back: My Reaction


Destructoid Cards: Booster Pack 14 (NVGR)

GDAY MATE. PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE EDITION Not much to say intro-wise other than Im slowly working on blogs in between moving to Australia, getting everything set-up for school and getting a place to stay, so thin...   more

Destructoid Cards: Booster Pack 14 (NVGR)


Super Dtoid Swag Postification!

I was going to include all of this stuff in my upcoming first birthday/Destructoid world tour (wherein the world consists of the UK, Canada, the US and Australia) wrap-up post, but once I had finished writing that thing it wa...   more

Super Dtoid Swag Postification!


Coming Feb. 10: "Retro Game Challenge" for DS

I heard about Retro Game Challenge (aka GameCenter CX: Arino no Chōsenjō) a while back in April when it was on a Gamespot list of recommended Japanese import games. (see below video) 3:43-End I was very interes...   more

Coming Feb. 10:


For Those About To Tyra Tuesday: I Salute You

Tyra will be the first female president. She already has our childrens educations in mind. When she takes over your internets THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPE. She cups the balls and sucks like a hoover. She gives people free...   more

For Those About To Tyra Tuesday: I Salute You


(NVGR/Slightly NSFW) Destructoid Cards: Turkeylicious/Forums LIVE! Edition

DESTRUCTOID CARDS: JOLLY SNOWFLAKE DAY EDITION If you don't know what Snowflake day is, please educate yourself. Anyways, I hope that everyone is enjoying the holidays as this will probably be the final holiday season befor...   more

(NVGR/Slightly NSFW) Destructoid Cards: Turkeylicious/Forums LIVE! Edition


(NVGR) Destructoid Cards: They're Baaaaaaaaack

DESTRUCTOID CARDS: DEAR GOD, DO WE REALLY NEED MORE OF THESE? EDITION So as some of you may remember, a long long time ago in a galaxy far, far away I saw this wonderful little thread and decided to contribute a few cards. A...   more

(NVGR) Destructoid Cards: They're Baaaaaaaaack


(NVGR) Retroschool GO! Or: What Dyson Has ACTUALLY Been Doing

A while ago Dyson left Retroforce GO! without warning, and since then he has only been heard from intermittently. Soon after his departure there were hints dropped about his travels, but eventually the trail went cold. Rec...   more

(NVGR) Retroschool GO! Or: What Dyson Has ACTUALLY Been Doing


UK Meetup(s)

Heyo, I'll keep this short and to the point: - I'm now officially in London! - I'd like to meet some of you! - There's a forum thread for getting things together! - Tomorrow (Saturday) and the next day (Sunday) I'll be av...   more

UK Meetup(s)


Attention UK Dtoiders: Let's Go Get Drunk

First of all: Hi to all of the Dtoiders that know who the hell I am. It's nice to be back on Destructoid again! Second of all: Hi to all of the Dtoiders who don't know who the hell I am. I'm sure that you're all just full of...   more

Attention UK Dtoiders: Let's Go Get Drunk


Hurricane Ike + Power Outage x Boredom = Destructoid Caricatures!

Don't worry, I won't mind if you scroll right down to the cartoons. You're a woman on the go and you don't have time to read. So long story short, my power was out for a while, thought about you a lot, drew pictures of Destru...   more

Hurricane Ike + Power Outage x Boredom = Destructoid Caricatures!


Saints Row 2 Co-op... Play as Pirates and Ninjas

Here's the trailer for the co-op in Saints Row 2. You get to play as a Republican, Democrat, redneck, treehugger, cop, robber, pirate, and ninja! Cooperatively! Oh my! I'm still not quite sold on this game. It might be tr...   more

Saints Row 2 Co-op... Play as Pirates and Ninjas


PAX: Bonus Pictures Edition (Literacy Not Required)

With my last desperate grasp for internets, I secured myself a connection at Heathrow airport while waiting for my flight. What this means is that I can finally upload some photos (couldn't do so from my hotel). Enjoy! Th...   more

PAX: Bonus Pictures Edition (Literacy Not Required)


PAX: The 4am Wrap Up

WARNING: THIS BLOG CONTAINS MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF ME SPOOGING ALL OVER EVERYONE THAT I MET AT PAX AND THERE WONT BE ANY PICTURES SINCE I CAN'T SEEM TO UPLOAD THEM FROM THE HOTEL I'M IN. I ALSO WON’T BE ABLE TO READ THE COMMENT...   more

PAX: The 4am Wrap Up


Premature Evaluation: Tales of Vesperia Demo

Before I start, I must preface this by saying that I have a wavering interest in RPGs and that I don't have a whole lot of experience with the genre. As a result, I'll probably come off as uninformed and groundlessly overcr...   more

Premature Evaluation: Tales of Vesperia Demo


My Past Month's Gaming Haul

I think I spent more money on games in the past few weeks than I did all of last year. For some reason, I was pretty listless in the last console generation and part of that carried over in to this current cycle. I was slowly...   more

My Past Month's Gaming Haul


Gaming In Zambia (Also: Hi Destructoid, I Missed You)

Dear Destructoid, Baby I know it’s been a while, but I was hoping we could pick up where we left off. You see Destructoid, I tried to call, I really did, but I’ve been in a rural area in Zambia for the last couple of mon...   more

Gaming In Zambia (Also: Hi Destructoid, I Missed You)


Destructoid Cards: Booster Pack 12 (Last One!)

SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH EDITION Well it's been fun kids, but as of today I'm done making Destructoid cards. Unfortunately, I don't have much time, so the notes for these cards aren't going to be my usual extende...   more

Destructoid Cards: Booster Pack 12 (Last One!)


Destructoid Cards: Booster Pack 11

<p>DESTRUCTOID CARDS: CARD HARDER WITH A VENGEANCE HD REMIX ALPHA EDITION The end is nigh! The afterthoughts at the bottom will explain precisely what that means. HEAVEN OR HELL! Booster Pack 11: The Workmeng Cometh ...   more

Destructoid Cards: Booster Pack 11


Destructoid Cards: Booster Pack 10

JUST BECAUSE GARFIELD HATES MONDAYS DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO BECAUSE SOMETIMES SOMONE WILL MAKE A FUNNY CARD OF YOU AND POST IT ON MONDAY THEREBY MAKING MONDAY SLIGHTLY BETTER UNLESS YOU'RE NOT A FAN OF THE CARD EDITION ...   more

Destructoid Cards: Booster Pack 10


Destructoid Cards: Booster Pack 9

LAZY SUNDAY EDITION Since I've been busier lately, and my card making progress has been slowed significantly, I've made a decision about which cards I'm going to do before I take off on June 12th. To see what I'm talking abo...   more

Destructoid Cards: Booster Pack 9


Destructoid Cards: Drinking Game Rules And Booster Pack 8

LOOK, I DRINK WHILE PLAYING CARDS EDITION If you're looking for the following: - Information on how to play a drinking game with totally unmodified versions of the cards that I've put out. -.rar files including the .psd a...   more

Destructoid Cards: Drinking Game Rules And Booster Pack 8





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