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May 16 // BahamutZero

Video games are broken.

So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. ahem huskyhog I may have, at one point, brush...
Mar 26 // balth

The Most Definitive Sucker Punch Review EVAR. 1800+ words and pictures

I watched Sucker Punch yesterday. Here are my thoughts http://gamersledge.com/wordpress/?p=1097 Let me know what you thought here or there.
Jan 06 // balth

1500+ word review of DC Universe Online Beta

Can be found here: http://gamersledge.com/wordpress/?p=1038 that is all.
Aug 23 // BahamutZero

To view complete rant please enter code found in your gamebox

FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. This content is already on the...
Mar 17 // balth

OMG, King3vb0 is in newest Mega64!

Imagine my surprise as I'm stumbling around the tubes this morning and I happen upon DToid's very own King3vb0 in the newest Mega64! I dunno why exactly he said his name was something else, maybe he was incognito. King you're internets famous now!!! GRATS!
Feb 27 // balth

A (mostly) comprehensive Heavy Rain review.

I had originally retooled it for display here, but apparently the site thinks somehow I am spam, with no indication of what it objects to. So I guess you'll have to read it here. that is all.
Dec 09 // BahamutZero

I've found it. I've found the worst game ever made. And it's not even out yet.

I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse. Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever made it's still the worst ide...
Nov 28 // BahamutZero

TITAN QUEST IS AMAZING - aka - BUY THE THQ PACK ON STEAM BEFORE MONDAY

gratuitous cats awwwww So, stuck at home for thanksgiving with nothing to do and a broken cellphone so I couldn't call any friends, I decided to check out Steam. I'm smarter than I look. I found the THQ complete pack for $49...
Nov 23 // balth

My bi-monthly post: Dragon's Age: Origins the Anti-Jimpression Review

First of all, the goods: The platform: PC. I want to preface this by saying I love Jim Sterling. But in this one particular instance, when he reviewed DA:O, he complained about things that were actual SETTINGS (in case...
Oct 19 // BahamutZero

Pachter's dumber than a bag of rocks, buy Borderlands.

what I imagine Pachter looks like after he takes off his human clothes Because the game is the fucking TITS. Really, all I need to tell you is that it's a excellently well-done combination of Mass Effect and Crackdown. Thro...
Oct 19 // balth

An intended discourse on replaying games that you've red-headed stepchild(ed).

I checked the back of my box to be sure, Y0j1mb0 and I both definitely have on the back of our boxes; and as such, I'd like to discuss a problem I've found I've had for the last several years: Game Completion. First of a...
Oct 11 // BahamutZero

Unthonged 2:Thong Thieves - First Bahamumpressions

no spoilers, I promise Why Uncharted 2 is amazing: It has the best, most refined animation I have ever seen in a game. I'm not even talking about the spectacular attention to modeling, texturing and lighting, but the flui...
Oct 11 // BahamutZero

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I finally beat the first one three days ago. then my dude hooked me up with this
Oct 01 // BahamutZero

dreamcast emu running on the pandora

I just made a little poopie.
Sep 15 // BahamutZero

The first thing in gaming I've been excited about since Crazy Frog Racer 2

Well, that one didn't turn out so good, but I 've got *very* high hopes for this. Sure it's ugly as sin, has been considered vaporware since the beginning of development over two years ago, and has little to no hype outside t...
Sep 14 // balth

Beatles: Rock Band: A Dialogue between friends.

The following is a real conversation between myself and King3VBO about Bealtles: Rock Band. I think it summarizes my feelings more than anything. Also, please play RB: Beatles responsibly and do not drink yourself into a st...
Jul 23 // BahamutZero

MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION

MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALL...
Jul 03 // balth

I dreamed a dream, and then it was real. (NVGR, but PA related, d&d related and WIN related)

Someone pinch me because I feel like Susan Boyle. Only not looking like her. And not coming in second. I think I need to work on my analogies... So, I've been mostly away from dtoid for a while because of work. I post sp...
Jun 23 // balth

Hey dudes from White Stripes and Led Zepplin... Shut the F**k up.

I saw this story spammed across all the major news sites today: http://kotaku.com/5301071/jimmy-page-and-jack-white-arent-fond-of-music-games If you haven't seen it, I'll spare you the story. Jack White of the White Stripe...
Jun 22 // balth

Someone's got a case of the Mondays.

You know what? I'm bored. Not ; not even I mean Samuel L. Jackson motherfucking bored. And I don't swear. Much. Unless I've got the popeye suit on. But I digress... See, here's the deal. I've got shooter A, shoo...
Jun 14 // BahamutZero

Ashley just got BUSTED

so I got my pre-order call from lamestop for ghostbusters' midnight launch today - and instead of the brain-melting "HIIIIII THIS IS LIKE ASHLEY, AND IM LIKE CALLING TO REMIND YOU TO LIKE PICK UP YOUR GAME AND STUFF!!! MY VOI...
Jun 01 // BahamutZero

Bahamut Zerpo's patented sweet ass one line picture reviews: InFamous

it's the best game I've played since Crackdown.
May 03 // BahamutZero

Wolverine Origins is like having sex with a bacon.

MY REVIEW BY BAMAMUTZERPO WOLVERINE ORIGINS MAKE PEE. I HAD FUN TO CHOP BAD GUY! i TOUCHED A BOOB LAST NIGHT. THEN I PLAYEDED WOLVERING ORGYNINGS. IT WAS MORE FUN THAN THE BOOB SQUISHY. MR WOLVERING IS A HERO! I WANT TO RIDE ON HIS BACK AND SEE ALL THE BLOODS. THERE ARE MANY BLOODS IN WOOVERING ORIGNINGS. ITS LIKE NIGNA GADEN 2 ONLY ITS A GOOD GAME. MY REVIEW END. BAHAMMETZEPO
Apr 05 // BahamutZero

Burn Zombie Burn

Really, just a fantastic, incredibly addictive game.
Apr 01 // BahamutZero

i m so drunk

And you know how alcohol is produced? Through fermentation, a by-product of the citric acid cycle — also known as the tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCA cycle); the Krebs cycle; or, more rarely, the Szent-Györgyi-Krebs cycle[1][...
Mar 31 // BahamutZero

You know what? GTA4 IS A TERRIBLE GAME

This may not be news to everyone, but I actually though I enjoyed GTA the first time around. Now I realize why I got bored. I went back to play it for a day or two recently, and: ★The Controls are a goddam nightmare. ...
Mar 22 // BahamutZero

Soup's on, and it tastes like racism.

I just wanted to say that Jim, I think you're the tops. And that that may be the best line ever written in a dtoid article.
Mar 01 // BahamutZero

What do you expect from an FPS?

OK all flame baiting aside, I think the release of killzone 2 is a good catalyst for discussion about the direction the genre is heading. We all know that FPS are the mainstay of the "hardcore" gamer (even though I hate that ...

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