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I ate that whole mother fucker, now my hole needs to evacuate it. I gots the hershey squirts yo, but I can't stop playing this awesome game on my badass PC because consoles are dead and my dad ... more
The past couple days have left me in a very not nice place. However, I was sitting in my chair today, lost in my horrible thoughts and my phone buzzed. A fellow dtoider had texted me, inquiring... more
Welcome back to Contest Time folks. It's been awhile hasn't it? I've been giving away most my stuff on , but here I am with a special treat. I have 10 Steam copies of to dole out to you sexy... more
Welcome back folks. It's been awhile. But we are here now and it's time for another . This time the subject is: Racism and stereotypes in games. I threw out the topic and some questions to the ... more
Oh , you bastards know how to make games I love. The series, , something else that didn't involve blood and murder.... What was that game? Nevermind, doesn't matter. I am here to share my tale... more
So I'm going to jump into this name thing because, why the hell not? It's fun. First I'll do my username, then we'll see what Mike gets us (probably herpes). Alright first up more
Tonight an uneasy truce was broken. Decades of peace have been pissed away and many innocent people have and will continue to suffer, as long as this conflict is allowed to continue. Monday rec... more
I leveled up today. Level 35 human, level 30 gaming enthusiast, This means I have to play this song first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvpyz6MUa1w Now I'm going to destroy everything and bui... more
Since I received so few (usable) responses to the first time I posted this (don't worry folks, I have those few saved), I thought with all the new fish we have now, I'd post it again. I would r... more
OK, making this post has been rather chaotic. I wrote it for last week but got picky and decided to save all this Halloween stuff for Halloween because it was all spooky, haunted, eerie, depressi... more
Don't have another Contest Time to announce......yet, but I'm working on something to top this one. Fingers crossed. Anyways, let's announce the winners of this last one! Wooooooooo! -_- I'... more
I don't really see why people get excited about zombie games. I see zombies every day and while they don't shuffle, moan or chew their own lips off they are still zombies. I've had enough of zomb... more
See that lady? I envy her. I will be joining her in about 18 years. I'm putting this bottle up until then. But once my kids are gone. It's on. For now, I'll suck it up. I'll carry on. I always ... more
Dear Bioware, Why don't you return my calls about auditions dates and times? After so many years of working with you and my extensive resume which spans thousands of games, I'm kinda crushed th... more
I think we all need to be honest about how Sony advertises Playstation things. Once you get past the commercials with game footage or the Kevin Butler ones that persuade by being entertaining in ... more
Nerf fire vision looks dumb. Moving on.... BIG WEINER: YAY TURTLE! Runner-ups (in order): For the runners-up, I will contact the first of you and give them the choice between the 3, then t... more
was fairly well-received and decided I'd make this a weekly thing. Easy and fun to do. We've had a couple other good music-based blogs in the last week by and . Go forth and fap them furiously.... more
Yep, podcast. This one featuring , Jinxed Havoc (former dtoider) and myself. Our show will feature a news round up, guests from our community and beyond (I got an awesome one lined up), contes... more
Ahhhhhh, good to be back and giving you people free stuff. On today's menu is Resident Evil 4 HD for PSN. I shall bestow the code on whoever can convince me to give it up (don't worry, I'm a... more
Ahhhhh, new blog format. So fresh, so shiny. How I've longed to use it since Niero showed off the beta and I saw it could let me embed videos to my heart's content. Now people can see just what t... more
I've posted before that I'm rather obsessive about create-a-character modes. When Skyrim's Dawnguard expansion came out the option to remake my character's face and body shape was more than welco... more
Ok, done crying like a wuss. See that little yellow ball up there? That's how I feel now days. I'm this little happy yellow ball surrounded by all these damn blue sour pusses. You just read a ... more
Hello folks. Times for another . This time the subject is: Look at the damn title, lazy ass. So what topics would you like to see discussed? What's your take on how different races are handled... more
Contest Time shall be retired for a short while. Sorry. Blargle. I'm tired. So yeah. This is the next contest. FTL, it's fracking amazing. I wrote briefly about FTL in last nights , ... more
If there's an odd thing to say about launch line-ups, its that a launch line-up is "The best launch line-up since the Dreamcast." I see it happen with several people regarding any launch since, w... more
Yesterday I got an email from gstop, that the street date for LBP Vita was removed and it was now available. I sent in a tip, but haven't seen a PSA, so heres one in the cblogs. Go get it. I did ... more
Welcome to the . It rises from the ashes of and . Maybe Smurfee will join me in getting this thang going and hopefully, you all will join in and get gaming too. This is aimed at folks who ... more
OneRed(Alan Argentina) and I, started this blog right after the For the record, OneRed is no longer part of it. We communicated a bit in the beginning, but I just drifted away from him. So... more
Here we go again. This week: I know jack of this game and need some filler, so here's a copypasta from the games Steam page: Shattered Horizon is an innovative game from Futuremark Games ... more