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I Love: My Dick!

What can I say about my dick? He is an awesome ass dude. Standing at 7-7.5" (interest depending) he is a stout, somewhat short gentlemen. He clocks in at decent girth of almost 2 inches and wea...   more



I Love Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories

I'm going to make a prediction. Feel free to tell me if I'm wrong. You either: a) Generally enjoy Kingdom Hearts as a series, in which case your favorite Kingdom Hearts game is: Kingdom Hearts...   more

I Love Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories


It's not the size that matters: My first Con + Walking Dead Season 2 Giveaway!

Yesterday I had to spend almost the entire day on the train, so I figured I might as well do something productive with my time and get a head start on this week's recaps. This week was pretty spe...   more



25 more video game tracks you should devour with your earholes

For quite some time, I've pondered which waste of time do I prefer: music or video games? Fingers clawing down my face, leaving trails of blood and sickly yellow fingernails. Nasty, nasty marks...   more



Seymour liked this year's Big 3 conferences

As they should've, the Big 3 delivered. We are now officially well into the next-generation of (console) gaming, and the games are beginning to show it.  We have a very generous handful of new I...   more

Seymour liked this year's Big 3 conferences


Because MARIO KART: 5 New Tracks I'm Excited About!

Remember when we did "Because VIDEOGAMES" , when we all took a moment out of our days to appreciate that videogames are pretty amazing? Well, I feel like it's been way too long since then, and I'...   more



Rising Above All Others With Revengeance

HEY GUYS. GUESS WHO'S LATE TO THE PARTY? IT'S MARCHE! So I'm the last person on Earth to play Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. I bought it a little over a month ago and just recently got around t...   more

Rising Above All Others With Revengeance


1 Things About Marche100 To Pass Over As You're Browsing the Cblogs

I'm fashionably late to the party. As always. Let's cut right to the chase, shall we? It's an honest mistake. It happens to the best of us! Right? RIGHT?! I'm 1 years old. If there's anyo...   more



A Peak Inside My Anus - Not Quite 10 Things About Philly

Welcome. Everyone seems to be hopping on this train and since I'm not one to be left out I thought I'd spread 'em and saddle up. I am a cropdusting son of a bitch. I do it to my employees/p...   more



10 things you will regret reading about Seymour

I don't regular the C-blogs quite like I did in 2012/2013, but I still take interest every now and again! Hell, I'm actually currently writing up something pretty ginormous that I hope you will...   more



Destructoid Story Reveal

As you may or may not recall, I made a blog a few weeks ago teasing Destructoid Story. I refused to say what it is exactly, but gave you a nice little trailer to build up a little bit of hype. In...   more



Contest Time Bro - Steam Only

Suppers brahs and brahettes. Been awhile since I ran a contest time and I'll be damned if this game didn't inspire me to run another. I'm of course talking about . This game has been giving more ...   more



Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright review: "That reminds me of an OBJECTION!"

It is not every day that two visual novel gaming icons meet face to face, and it is even rarer to find a case where both icons fit well together despite their vastly different art and gameplay ...   more

Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright review:


Destructoid Story Teaser

As I've been hinting at over the past week or two, I've been working on a Destructoid-related project recently. This is a teaser for that project. I won't outright tell you what it is, but I've...   more



NVGR: Shade is coming to the States! (and I'd love to come say hi)

So here's a little update about me outside of my usual Thursday Shadeisms (because I like to pretend that people care). I just felt like sharing the good news without having to wait for my "turn"...   more

NVGR: Shade is coming to the States! (and I'd love to come say hi)


[NVGR] Prepare yourself, Idaho: I'm about to come inside you

Due to an uninteresting series of events, my family will be moving to Boise on March 8th. I will continue working at my same day job (from home) and also performing my Dtoid duties (hehe, dood...   more



Occams electric toothbrush is your new Cblog Manager

It's been a long time coming. (Like my wiener!) As my daily duties direct my attention elsewhere and I find myself being pulled in more directions than my penis when my wife and kids are gone ...   more



Three Lives of Rust

As we all know, there's an article on the front page about Rust, a game in early access on Steam made by Facepunch Studios-or perhaps more recognizably-Garry Newman, creator of Garry's Mod. I saw...   more

Three Lives of Rust


A quick Animal Crossing-related life hack

  I've heard of these... "life hacks". Simple though genius ways to (sometimes drastically) improve your stupidly boring and generally pointless life.  [Face it. ] Well, my hyper quality "life ...   more

A quick Animal Crossing-related life hack


Thank You Gen 7: Bioshock 2

Greenlighting a Bioshock 2, all the while still pertaining to Rapture, made by a totally different studio, was one of the most questionable things to happen in all of these last 7 or 8 years ...   more

Thank You Gen 7: Bioshock 2


And now a special message from PhilKenSebben.

Merry Christmas you sacks of garbage. I love some of you, I hate most of you, but I'll fuck every God damn single one of you. I hope you all have a great day, I'm grateful to know and inter...   more



Merry Christmas from the Dixons

I just wanted to take a moment to let you all know how much you mean to me. If it weren't for Destructoid, I wouldn't be half the person -- half the husband, half the father, half the man -- ...   more



Seymour's Fact-Checked 2013 GOTY Awkwards

Destructoid? A word, if you please. What took place during yesterday's "Game of the Year" awards was just sickening. As I am typing, I am vomiting. Still vomiting. Eugh. It's everywhere. Why di...   more



Shade's 2013 GOTY award winners! (are all Mario)

As we approach the end of the year, we must obey the ancient video game law of coming up with our GOTY awards or risk spending an eternity in gamer hell (which I'm pretty sure is just a room with...   more



VIDEO - Sleepy Seymour Rants: Viscera Cleanup Detail

WoXlCQu6yBM I'm sleepy Seymour, and this is a video game.  Like most humans end up doing in the morning (or at night, I don't judge), I get up. Although, when I get up, I begin the day with eit...   more

VIDEO - Sleepy Seymour Rants: Viscera Cleanup Detail


Seymour's Big Boy Britches (video games too!)

In mere hours, I will begin life in the first house I've lived in since I was around 6 or 7 years old (currently 23). That's already pretty exciting! But, with that comes new obligations, a new...   more



The one game I am truly thankful for

It's Thanksgiving today! Or, the American Thanksgiving at least.  Another special day of the year to only think of video games. Because friends and family are overrated. You don't even always ...   more

The one game I am truly thankful for


My 10 Most Emotional Moments in Video Games

Emotions are a pretty cool thing. You might chuckle at David Cage's latest use of the word, but you can't deny that they're powerful. They can leave a strong lasting impression. Our minds may jum...   more

My 10 Most Emotional Moments in Video Games


Here's a Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus review you might read

As I type this, I am still listening to the special track that plays at the main menu after completing the game. It's so goddamn hype. And it's the best way to type a review about Into the Nexu...   more

Here's a Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus review you might read


"I Won't Stand for that Bullshit" (Gaming Pet Peeves)

I just quoted myself up there in the title, because I can't think of a better title. But more importantly, I said that in the forums the other day in regards to Sonic Unleashed, which I refuse ...   more






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