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How I got my mom to game: Adventure Inlay

My dad's a gamer. He's just naturally into them. We bought Mike Tyson's Punch out back in 1988 and I soon learned that I could not stand next to him while he was playing or I'd get a right hook to the face, years before Wiita...   more



Swishiee's Top Five Games of 2013!

2013 has been a great year for gaming. Between new consoles, and great games capping off the last consoles, there's a lot to talk about. So instead of going over everything from this year, I'm going to go over my top five of ...   more



Where it all began: A transition story and a plea for help

I've got a lot of history with Destructoid. I first heard about Dtoid back in 2005 because I was looking for a game site I could trust. The general attitude Dtoid had, that STFUAJPG attitude was exactly what I was looking ...   more

Where it all began: A transition story and a plea for help


"Games Organized Neatly" - a visual art series

In theory, a videogame is really just a computer program made up of electronic signals, creating light that moves in different patterns on a television screen.  BUT. With that said, I've always been a big fan of both box art...   more



Pax Avatar: Adopt Me Please n shit rad.

UPDATE: Here is a VIDEO PLEAING to ADOPT ME, I hope you guys enjoy it. Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Destructoids resident Luchador and Dtoid.tv's son of Jon Carnage and Rick Fuller. I'm not going to PAX. Why am I not going to P...   more



Sometimes the simplest memories are the most meaningful

I've been playing videogames for the vast majority of my life, and some of my most fondest memories involve gaming in some capacity or other.  Today, I want to share a simple story with you guys about one of my favoruite m...   more



Meanwhile at Dtoid HQ: New videos coming your way

You want more video? We're doing more video! Here is just a sneak peek of some of the experiments going on in the lab at Dtoid HQ. We're experimenting with different ways we can cover the news and have a little more fun with ...   more



TO San Francisco...with Johnny Luchador. A Picture Journey

I went to San Fransisco the other day. You may be asking, "why did you go to such a place?" Honestly, I have no clue, I just wanted to run around like an idiot, and I accomplished this. For a full catalog of the adventure you...   more



Got a package from BBats today...

A few days ago I got a DM from Dtoider BBats asking for my address. Knowing BBats to be a rad dude who wouldn't send me an envelope full of poisons or cucumbers, I gave it to him. Today I opened my mailbox and found the abo...   more



Lucha's Thoughts: Xbox One/Ps4

Greetings shitbirds, So all I've heard this week is, XBOX One, Xbox One, no Games, yadda yadda, It looks like a VCR, omg, I don't like TV, PS4 is better, PS4 gets my money, bitch bitch bitch. So Papa Lucha decided to educate ...   more



Chloe Sagal, Allistair Pinsof, and Destructoid's Response

The story, for those of you who haven't heard, can be found here. The word's straight out of Pinsof's mouth can be found here. The tl;dr version is that Allistair Pinsof found it necessary to out a transgender* woman who is c...   more



Rip off your dicks: There's a new Community Blogs editing tool

Earlier this week a community member asked why we didn't have a visual editor option. Its 2013, we really should have one. So I dropped what I was doing and installed one. If you prefer slinging your own BBcode you can sti...   more



Contest: Internets Next Top Streamer, Boglin King Edition

Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Host of the Super Fantastic Video Game Rad Show: Get THere! I've been a caster on Dtoid.tv for like god, since the beginning. I was forged from the Mysterious Jon Carnages' gooch. Never the less, I've...   more



When you see it you'll fap bricks

In pursuit of the upvote button suggestions thread and most popular comments, I've redesigned the faps button to be a heart. I've also added an easter egg that appears one in 169 times when the number 16 is selected at ran...   more



The Destructoid TF2 Server Has Moved!

Greetings friends, enemies, and George Clooney, for some reason. I'm here to announce something that may not have been signal boosted to as many people as possible. Anyway, after repeated requests to do so, the TF2 server h...   more

The Destructoid TF2 Server Has Moved!


Suggestions for the new Upvote button label?

Update 2: The people have spoken and I have made it so. http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Niero+Gonzalez/when-you-see-it-you-ll-fap-bricks-252805.phtml Update 1: Until we come up with something cool I just removed the wor...   more



Hamza is too busy to be kicked in the face while reading email

Like most guys in the gaming industry I sit at my desk all day, which apparently kills you faster than chicken nuggets, so I try to get up every few minutes and do some exercise. We hung a chin-up bar in the hallway which a...   more



Merican Dream

Dtoid makin dat wheel barrels of money son. Twerk on wit y0 crazy selves.   more

Merican Dream


Review: GTA V

I got my hands on a copy of GTA V from my friend of a friend of a friends dad who works at Rockstar. So as your favorite Luchador, I decided to review it for you guys. This game follows the mishaps and adventures of three b...   more



How to make a grilled cheese sandwich

1. Grab a fist full of butter 2. Crank the stove to 11 3. Set the Blue Oyster Cult on repeat 4. Wipe your hands on bread 5. KNIFE THE CHEESE AND SET IT ON FIRE 6. Remove the helmet and enjoy   more



Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)

Finally, I get Dale to do a Snacktaku while senior engineer James reviews 3DS Bass Fishing game. They were baked by GameTrailers' artisan chef and producer Jeremy Hoffman. I don't know.   more

Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)


Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games

Atlus stopped by today to show Dale some new games, but more importantly John Hardin brought us Choco Tacos and Tecate. Best. Job. Ever.   more

Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games


Review: Arma III from the Heart of a Luchador

To start, this is all Spencer Hayes' Fault. He was all like," y0 lucha,when you gonna do another review?" and I was like, "shit son, I've been busy twerkin dem mean streets of East Compton KY, but shit since you're so badly...   more



Buzzed Hamza explains GDC Night. Also, Ken Levine reads your comments

While your Dtoid engineering team was patching a few nasty problems, Hamza was out networking at GDC night. This rare video documentary captures a wild Hamza actually eating unhealthy food, as he needs to consume something ...   more



PS4: Stoned Garfield in new Killzone looks incredible

GET SOME VISENE, BRO! AMIRITE?   more



The Blame Game

Right now I'm coming down from a wave of anger. Anger that I experienced thanks to the pile of crap that is Aliens: Colonial Marines. I've only played the first ten minutes of the game, and after I killed my first Xenomorph...   more



Team Fortress 2sdays: Scream Fortress 2sdays

Halloween is tomorrow! To celebrate, the map rotation tonight will be only Halloween maps! 2spooky4u. Sorry there's not more here. I'm busy getting the server together, and I didn't expect to have to write this, but I guess...   more

Team Fortress 2sdays: Scream Fortress 2sdays


Destructoid's Jonathan Holmes in MTV Road Rules

Has everyone seen this video yet? It features a younger version of our beloved podcast host Jonathan Holmes before he got old bald and tired, tired, tired, tired. More importantly, I need this video embedded on a web page for another project I'm working on. You are all now part of my elaborate scheme. All will be revealed soon.   more



The Tale of the Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge

With the month of October in full swing and Halloween just around the bend, I thought I'd remind the you guys about the old story of the cursed Majora's Mask cartridge... *holds flashlight under face and grins menacingly* ...   more



Team Fortress 2sdays: Team Fortress 2spooky

Greetings Dtoiders! Spencer is away working or something (does he work?), so I'm writing the TF2sday post on the cblogs. If you played with us last week, you may remember us playing the Halloween maps, and having them cras...   more

Team Fortress 2sdays: Team Fortress 2spooky





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