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May I be the Internet's Next Top Streamer?

Hello my lovely Dtoiders! It's been awhile, hasn't it? I've been keeping pretty busy, and aside from being an asshole on the front page I unfortunately don't really contribute much these days. Ho...   more

May I be the Internet's Next Top Streamer?


Please don't tone down Shadow Warrior

Yesterday it was revealed that  developer Flying Wild Hog is  of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th...   more



Rip off your dicks: There's a new Community Blogs editing tool

Earlier this week a community member asked why we didn't have a visual editor option. Its 2013, we really should have one. So I dropped what I was doing and installed one. If you prefer slingi...   more



When you see it you'll fap bricks

In pursuit of and most popular comments, I've redesigned the faps button to be a heart. I've also added an easter egg that appears one in 169 times when the number 16 is selected at random. ...   more



Backlog challenge 2013 Part 4

Last month was a good result in taking on my Backlog; I took on three games, two old and one new and completed all of them. First up was , the old school sci-fi FPS. Boy, I tell you I haven’t ci...   more

Backlog challenge 2013 Part 4


Suggestions for the new Upvote button label?

The people have spoken and I have made it so. Until we come up with something cool I just removed the word like altogether. There's a little thumb icon in its place. We'll come back to ...   more



The sound of many hands fapping...

... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of...   more



Hamza is too busy to be kicked in the face while reading email

http://youtu.be/JLmF4rYsLIQ Like most guys in the gaming industry I sit at my desk all day, which apparently , so I try to get up every few minutes and do some exercise. We hung a chin-up bar in...   more



Deal with it.

Yup, the next Xbox might not be for you. The rumours of an "always on" internet connected next-generation Xbox aren't particularly new, though recent leaks and the distinct lack of any outrigh...   more



Backlog challenge 2013 Part 3

Okay so that took longer than expected. At the start of February you voted that I should play The for the first time. And play it I did but it took a whole lot longer than expected. So here’s my...   more

Backlog challenge 2013 Part 3


I think I'm going to be defiant!

I got to level 157 or so in Defiance during the beta week... so apparently I liked the game. It releases today on my Birthday, April 2nd, and there's a pretty decent chance I'll be getting the...   more



AMAAIAYA (Ask Me Anything And I'll Answer Your Ask)

I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them!   more



[NVGR] Some pictures of my kids for you to d'awww over

I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur...   more



Adorable people is why I keep trying to make things

A lot of people told me right off the bat that I shouldn't make teenage pokemon, that I was doing it wrong and that i was trying too hard or not trying hard enough or that just watching the show ...   more



Occam Thoughts: Four Years

April 1st, that special day in which Destructoid falls under the spell of the blood moon and transforms into the Foolish April Beast. It's a day I look forward to every year, not only for what t...   more



Pasta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCDfcdUKUeI   more



I drew 3 lil sanics. I think Redditoid will enjoy.

I drew these a while back. What do you think, Redditoid? http://i.imgur.com/Tw4PvIp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/IqQLusR.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JOhAhxK.jpg also http://i.imgur.com/VCT...   more

I drew 3 lil sanics. I think Redditoid will enjoy.


IAmA host of the Longest running Dtoid community based show AMA

I run the longest running community based thingy on Dtoid. Go ahead ask The Angriest Man in Gaming anything.   more

IAmA host of the Longest running Dtoid community based show AMA


I ate a whole Reester bunny.

I ate that whole mother fucker, now my hole needs to evacuate it. I gots the hershey squirts yo, but I can't stop playing this awesome game on my badass PC because consoles are dead and my dad ...   more

I ate a whole Reester bunny.


How to make a grilled cheese sandwich

1. Grab a fist full of butter 2. Crank the stove to 11 3. Set the Blue Oyster Cult on repeat 4. Wipe your hands on bread 5. KNIFE THE CHEESE AND SET IT ON FIRE 6. Remove the helmet and enjoy   more



IAmA writer for Destructoid.com AMA

. All kinds of games: indies, JRPGs, platformers, FPS thingies, you name it! Feel free to ask my anything on . The more videogame related it is, the more likely I'll respond 3 Proof:   more



Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)

http://youtu.be/A4HJVxG2zyo Finally, I get Dale to do a Snacktaku while senior engineer James reviews 3DS Bass Fishing game. They were baked by GameTrailers' artisan chef and producer Jeremy Hof...   more

Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)


Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games

Atlus stopped by today to show Dale some new games, but more importantly John Hardin brought us Choco Tacos and Tecate. Best. Job. Ever.   more

Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games


Talk Fast with Anthony Burch (choose your own interview)

We started a new interview series called "Talk Fast" at PAX East this year and it was fun to do. We did one with Anthony Burch of Borderlands 2 and Runner fame, but the sound didn't sound. You ...   more

Talk Fast with Anthony Burch (choose your own interview)


My wife surprised me by redecorating my game room when I was at PAX (shortblog)

So this one is going to be pretty short, but I just had to share it with you guys. After working like crazy at PAX East this weekend, getting my hands on every game I could, I came back to an...   more



Just call me Farmer Elsa!

I never did play Demon Souls... even though I normally love WRPG styled games. I heard it was difficult, as in brutally difficult and when I want to have my ass kicked, I generally load up an on...   more



Dtoid Memories - Laughter, Tears and Everything In-Between

The past couple days have left me in a very not nice place. However, I was sitting in my chair today, lost in my horrible thoughts and my phone buzzed. A fellow dtoider had texted me, inquiring...   more



Occams Thoughts: Art Books

I’ve always been a picture guy. I’m a visual learner almost to a fault (math is hard) and the way I recall memories is by shuffling through pictures in my head until I find the one I am trying t...   more



Me and my digitial dick...

I've been a gamer since I was a nameless, genderless, adventurer in games like Zork and Myst. I then moved on to the Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dales series of games and I alwa...   more



Dtoid Memories: Legendary

I have been here on Destructiod for years, discovered the site way back when Halo 3 came out and became a fan almost instantly thanks to Old Podtoid, Retroforce Go and everything that was going ...   more






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