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Contest Time Bro - Steam Only

Suppers brahs and brahettes. Been awhile since I ran a contest time and I'll be damned if this game didn't inspire me to run another. I'm of course talking about . This game has been giving more ...   more



M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 6: The Finding Love Special

In this special episode of Mystic Advice Something Something Something or Other (You Know the Drill), also called MASSIVECOCK (Name change? It was always like that!), I make an online dating pr...   more

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 6: The Finding Love Special


Why I love videogame magazines

As some of you may know, Dtoid Reviews editor Chris Carter, former Dtoid powerhouse Tony Ponce, and myself have been working with a conclave of nerds and videogame experts on making a print magaz...   more

Why I love videogame magazines


M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 5

I managed to drag myself out of my depressed stupor long enough to record an episode! Go me! On this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Cra...   more

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 5


Questions or Whatever...

Taking questions for Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers (AKA M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask about whatever you want! Comment below, tweet...   more

Questions or Whatever...


M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 4

In this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers, The Beast of Bray Road fights The Gravy Witch, I'm sad that I can't play any of ...   more

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 4


[NVGR] Prepare yourself, Idaho: I'm about to come inside you

Due to an uninteresting series of events, my family will be moving to Boise on March 8th. I will continue working at my same day job (from home) and also performing my Dtoid duties (hehe, dood...   more



Moar Question + New Commercial!

Another question thread for my podcast Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples Or Crazy Killers (M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask about whatever you want! Post bel...   more

Moar Question + New Commercial!


M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 3

In this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers: Val Kilmer hosts a fishy reality show, Eugene Levy and Shia LeBeeuf eat off Tim ...   more

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 3


Question time!

I'm taking questions for the third episode of my podcast Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-Games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers (M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask anything you w...   more

Question time!


M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 2

This week I talk about lots of anime, Crispin Glover works with ostriches, jerks off in silicon valley, and becomes the Corndog King while Tim Allen fucks a ham. I take questions about poop, ho...   more

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 2


Moar Questions. MOAR!

I'm gonna be doing another advice podcast tonight, so if you want to get your questions in, just comment below! All questions that came in since the last recording will be answered as well.   more

Moar Questions. MOAR!


M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 1

In the premier episode of the Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, and Crazy Killers, I discuss everyone's favorite family man/Santa Klaus Nomi Tim Allen,...   more



Taking Questions for New Advice Column Podcast

The title is "Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, or Crazy Killers," or "M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K." for short. I'll be taking questions from any topic. Anyt...   more

Taking Questions for New Advice Column Podcast


Occams electric toothbrush is your new Cblog Manager

It's been a long time coming. (Like my wiener!) As my daily duties direct my attention elsewhere and I find myself being pulled in more directions than my penis when my wife and kids are gone ...   more



Occam Thoughts: Summons

Summons in role playing games.  There is something so wonderfully appealing about calling forth a terrible monster to do your dirty work for you in an RPG. Most of us can recall with fond remembr...   more



Not'toid Episode 5: Willem Dafoe Lives Under Your Bed

This week Zombie Orwell somehow managed to scrape together a semi-coherent podcast from our glitchy Skype conversation. Willem Dafoe is a little monster, Occam explains fuck pigs, we create a ...   more



How I got my mom to game: Adventure Inlay

My dad's a gamer. He's just naturally into them. We bought Mike Tyson's Punch out back in 1988 and I soon learned that I could not stand next to him while he was playing or I'd get a right hook t...   more



Not'toid Episode 4: Peanut Butter Orgy

This week Occam couldn't make it, so we got DOUBLE GUESTS instead! Orwell and I are joined by Johnny Luchador, host of the Rad Show here on D'toid, and our favorite artist Long John (check his...   more



From the Future: The Best Games of 2014

I was recently visited by the 2015 version of me. Aside from living in a cardboard box behind Denny's and eating scraps and live rats, he also still reads video game news. He broke into a rich ...   more



Not'toid Episode 3: A Big Triangle of Cheese and Meat

This week we discuss Hyrule Warriors, Smash Mouth, and Mexico. Also Danny Devito dies and steals Shia Lebouf's body to have sweaty meaty man sex with it. Things happen! Cast: Benny Disco, Zom...   more



Dtoid GOTY 2013: Chris Carter's picks

 to play videogames. This year, I've played around 270 new games. That's new in 2013, as in, newly released this year, and doesn't include replays or retro titles. So as you can imagine, I had a ...   more



Review: Christmas

So it's about 11:30 where I am, which means Christmas is almost over, and I feel like I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't pen a proper review for the much-loved holiday. So here it goes: ...   more



And now a special message from PhilKenSebben.

Merry Christmas you sacks of garbage. I love some of you, I hate most of you, but I'll fuck every God damn single one of you. I hope you all have a great day, I'm grateful to know and inter...   more



Merry Christmas from the Dixons

I just wanted to take a moment to let you all know how much you mean to me. If it weren't for Destructoid, I wouldn't be half the person -- half the husband, half the father, half the man -- ...   more



COMICTOID SPECIAL: Warmed, Melted Animal Goodness

Originally, I was going to make a rather bleak and depressing Christmas comictoid, one which I had been working on for a while unlike the somewhat rushed ones from the last few weeks. I was feel...   more



Not'toid Episode 2: Butt Dickin'

This week we have a Fugu Fiesta, name our experimental music groups, and I sing a Foster the People song so I don't have to talk about tomatoes. Good Stuff, y'all! Cast: Benny Disco, Zombie ...   more



The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened.  I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could b...   more



NEW COMICTOID #7: They grow in strength

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NEW COMICTOID #7: They grow in strength


New Podtoid animation

Classic Jim stuff. It's goooood. GpfKIcO7lZs   more






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