Quantcast
Destructoid




Game database:   #ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ         ALL     Xbox One     PS4     360     PS3     WiiU     Wii     PC     3DS     DS     PS Vita     PSP     iOS     Android




    New     trending       featured       controversial       weirdest       by author       freebies       |       following

Blogs followed by Johnel Lance


Tomorrow - It's Almost The Weekend - Ep. 2 - Deathvengeance Edition

It's alive! It's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! I'm tentatively excited, because it seems like my PS3 has risen from the dead and is functional again. After dicking around with it again last night I noticed that it's abrupt shut...   more

Tomorrow - It's Almost The Weekend - Ep. 2 - Deathvengeance Edition


Tomorrow - It's Almost The Weekend - Ep. 1 - Revenge-NOPE! Waluigi Time!

As many of you may know, the Destructoid Community driven Twitch channel Streamtoid is back up and running. Yours truly has Thursday afternoons booked for a 3 hour block I'm dubbing "It's Almost The Weekend", because Thursd...   more



So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?  I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first and say "hi", before giving me ...   more



Five Word Movie Reviews: Godzilla (2014)

GO SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE   more



10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

1.  If you're a male, you're wrong.  One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.  Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle class white woman with a n...   more



Opinion: My reasons for why I'm not excited for Mighty No. 9 (yet)

Keiji Inafune's latest game, Mighty No. 9 definitely has a lot of hype following it. The internet video game community has seemingly appointed it as the successor of Mega Man, which I feel is a bit premature, and Inafune has ...   more



The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened.  I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could be blinded from the silver refl...   more



Seph's Quick Tips - Snapping The Streak in WWE 2K14

Anyone who follows professional wrestling is most likely aware of something simply called "The Streak". It's in direct reference to The Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania, the Super Bowl of professional wrestlin...   more

Seph's Quick Tips - Snapping The Streak in WWE 2K14


[Shortblog] Insider Video Detailing GTA Online Launch

EXCLUSIVE! The following video was taken from Rockstar on Tuesday, showing precisely how the Grand Theft Auto Online launch went.   more

[Shortblog] Insider Video Detailing GTA Online Launch


(NVGR) RoboCop Reboot Trailer - Violating the prime directives

It's been a while since I've done any kind of NVGR blog, but elder Destructoiders will know that I have a penchant for talking about movies. Most of you also know that I'm a pretty huge fan of RoboCop, if my avatar didn't alr...   more



Feminist Frequency and Relevance...

So, Anita Sarkeesian has completed her "Damsel in Distress" trilogy.  In the first video, she introduced the trope and gave some historical background to it.  She spoke of how the male rescuer was the subject and the woman ...   more



Killing Death

We're currently going through a family crisis.  My father-in-law is 80 and has had a brain hemorrhage.  My husband immediately flew out to be with his father and after 10 days, he's finally back home now. It's been several ...   more



Is it possible to build a better MMO?

MMORPGs are a genre I've dabbled in bunch of times over my gamer lifetime. It's a genre of video game that I think is an awesome concept, at least on paper, and it seems like something tailor made for this multiplayer-focus...   more



Aliens: Colonial Marines kind of live blog – Part 1 – Oh God, this is happening

I recently purchased Aliens: Colonial Marines for twelve bucks on Steam during the Summer Sale, I figured my admiration of the franchise was enough to warrant twelve bucks. I’ve heard the game had some bug fixes that made ...   more



My Gaming Story: X marks the spot

The old cliché of pirate tales is the fabled treasure map, a sometimes cryptic drawing that leads a person towards a location marked with an “X” which signifies riches or something else valuable or desired. In the world of ...   more



No means no... but sometimes it has to be said out loud.

This started as a response to Glowbear's excellent blog recapping some recent events at E3, but it grew far too long, and I've never been concise... so I'll put my huge ramble here in my own blog, but please read her blog FIR...   more



Damage Done: Why Xbox’s 180 changes nothing

If you’re reading this that means you’ve probably read up on Microsoft’s reversal and removal of DRM policies for the Xbox One system  due out later this year. Clearly this is something that should be applauded because it’s...   more



It's all about who you're sleeping with...

original Possible spoilers for the Mass Effect trilogy ahead... proceed at your own risk! I've mentioned it before, but I seem to have the worst luck when it comes to video game romances.  I dumped Anomen the wimp in Bald...   more



More questions than answers...

As with many console launches in the past, this year I've come away with more questions than answers.  I'm usually a Sony fangirl, but for the next generation of game consoles, I'm still undecided between the Xbox One and t...   more



Fun Facts about Females

Meet Jane.  She owns a smartphone or tablet.  The install base on Android and iOS devices alone is larger than all the current gen consoles combined.  According to Flurry (an app analytics company) there are also about 26 m...   more



The sound of many hands fapping...

... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of my previous blogs as the faps...   more



Deal with it.

Yup, the next Xbox might not be for you. The rumours of an "always on" internet connected next-generation Xbox aren't particularly new, though recent leaks and the distinct lack of any outright denial seem to further confi...   more



The always-online Xbox, the bad idea the industry needs?

”When a forest grows too wild, a purging fire is inevitable and natural.” That is a line spoken by Ra’s Al Ghul (Liam Neeson) in 2005’s Batman Begins. I like it because I think it applies to the impending future of the vide...   more



I think I'm going to be defiant!

I got to level 157 or so in Defiance during the beta week... so apparently I liked the game. It releases today on my Birthday, April 2nd, and there's a pretty decent chance I'll be getting the game...because Birthday monie...   more



Just call me Farmer Elsa!

I never did play Demon Souls... even though I normally love WRPG styled games. I heard it was difficult, as in brutally difficult and when I want to have my ass kicked, I generally load up an online multiplayer FPS game like...   more



Me and my digital dick...

I've been a gamer since I was a nameless, genderless, adventurer in games like Zork and Myst.  I then moved on to the Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dales series of games and I always had the option to play as a...   more



Damsel in Distress....

I know that Anita Sarkeesian's "Damsel in Distress" initial video of her examination of Tropes vs Women in Video games is due to drop tomorrow, so I wanted to get some of my thoughts out previous to viewing her video. I si...   more



A comprehensive guide detailing why Metal Gear Rising is truly the best game

(Or, how Metal Gear Rising is blatantly better than DmC: Devil May Cry) (Potential spoilers below) 1 - You start the game by slashing a Metal Gear RAY in half. Haha, it roars at you thinking it’s all big and bad. He does...   more



Review - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Metal Gear Awesome Ten years ago if you would have told me that Raiden, the protagonist from Metal Gear Solid 2, would someday turn out to be more badass than Devil May Cry’s Dante I would have laughed you clear out of wha...   more



Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - First Impressions

I went and picked up Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance last night (obviously), and after putting in a little bit of time with it I decided I’d do a quick first impressions blog before inevitably doing a full on review of the g...   more






Back to Top




All content is yours to recycle through our Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing requiring attribution. Our communities are obsessed with videoGames, movies, anime, and toys.

Living the dream since March 16, 2006

Advertising on destructoid is available: Please contact them to learn more