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Love old-school games? You should be watching [Retrophile TV]

Remember ol' Savant? It's been a long, long time since I've posted anything of worth here on Destructoid, but I feel that this community truly is the perfect place to share my love of 8- & 16...   more

Love old-school games? You should be watching [Retrophile TV]


I might be back.

And I might be doing requests. Suggestions?   more

I might be back.


Rip off your dicks: There's a new Community Blogs editing tool

Earlier this week a community member asked why we didn't have a visual editor option. Its 2013, we really should have one. So I dropped what I was doing and installed one. If you prefer slingi...   more



When you see it you'll fap bricks

In pursuit of and most popular comments, I've redesigned the faps button to be a heart. I've also added an easter egg that appears one in 169 times when the number 16 is selected at random. ...   more



Suggestions for the new Upvote button label?

The people have spoken and I have made it so. Until we come up with something cool I just removed the word like altogether. There's a little thumb icon in its place. We'll come back to ...   more



Hamza is too busy to be kicked in the face while reading email

http://youtu.be/JLmF4rYsLIQ Like most guys in the gaming industry I sit at my desk all day, which apparently , so I try to get up every few minutes and do some exercise. We hung a chin-up bar in...   more



How to make a grilled cheese sandwich

1. Grab a fist full of butter 2. Crank the stove to 11 3. Set the Blue Oyster Cult on repeat 4. Wipe your hands on bread 5. KNIFE THE CHEESE AND SET IT ON FIRE 6. Remove the helmet and enjoy   more



Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)

http://youtu.be/A4HJVxG2zyo Finally, I get Dale to do a Snacktaku while senior engineer James reviews 3DS Bass Fishing game. They were baked by GameTrailers' artisan chef and producer Jeremy Hof...   more

Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)


Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games

Atlus stopped by today to show Dale some new games, but more importantly John Hardin brought us Choco Tacos and Tecate. Best. Job. Ever.   more

Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games


2007 was a good year for the ladies

Hello dtoiders. I thought of you today because of . . I miss him :-( I miss Dexter too. In fact, I miss all the . Random Fact: I last posted exactly two years ago.   more



Buzzed Hamza explains GDC Night. Also, Ken Levine reads your comments

http://youtu.be/LwIL82BQpMc While your Dtoid engineering team was patching a few nasty problems, Hamza was out networking at GDC night. This rare video documentary captures a wild Hamza actually...   more



How I learned to survive as a gamer without preordering

Alright people, lets talk preorders. Today my dear friend Niero made a great case for why we should be weary of them, and why we should not trust things like previews for them. He said some great...   more

How I learned to survive as a gamer without preordering


PS4: Stoned Garfield in new Killzone looks incredible

GET SOME VISENE, BRO! AMIRITE?   more



This is not the PS4 announcement you are looking for...

So here is what we know about the PS4: It has an un-speced x86 proc, unknown GPU, 8gb of ram, unknown HD, unknown video/audio output, unknown other ports, unknown network capabilities, unknown...   more

This is not the PS4 announcement you are looking for...


Why Tyranny of King Washington is a total let down so far

After months of anticipation, I have to say I have mixed feelings about part one of the Tyranny of King Washington DLC for Assassins Creed 3. Initially I was annoyed by the fact we had to wait ...   more

Why Tyranny of King Washington is a total let down so far


Destructoid's Jonathan Holmes in MTV Road Rules

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqit9YGzP_g Has everyone seen this video yet? It features a younger version of our beloved podcast host Jonathan Holmes before he got old bald and tired, tired, t...   more



Meanwhile at Dtoid HQ...

We're hosting an obnoxious party in San Francisco soon. This was the promo photo shoot. Recognize who the DJ will be?   more



Post your fond memories of Nintendo Power! Here's mine

When I was ten years old, I begged my parents to buy me to Nintendo Power after becoming addicted to the Nintendo Fun Club magazines. I would check the mailbox daily, cover my walls with every...   more



Sync your Cblog to your Tumblr blog automagically!

Did you know you know that anything you post on the Destructoid Cblogs can be sync'd to your Tumblr, or anywhere else you post that can consume an RSS service? It's pretty easy to setup in two...   more



Meanwhile at Dtoid HQ...

Oh, hi. Unless you're what we fondly call an "oldfag", you might not recognize me. I'm Niero. I founded this site a billion years ago. I definitely don't cblog as much as I should. Shamefu...   more



Nolan North...

...needs to quit being a voice actor. I seriously don't want to hear him anymore. I honestly can't stand the fact that despite being labeled a voice "actor" he doesn't actually do any "acting" at...   more

Nolan North...


Video games are broken.

So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. I may have, at...   more



Metal Gear Solid 5 Legitimate Box Art

It's coming out you guys! Like Adele to a cake or Cookie Monster to Walter White, I have legitimate sources on the inside of major company's, such as Little Debbie,and Crack Cocaine, a subsidia...   more

Metal Gear Solid 5 Legitimate Box Art


BlizzCon Battlecruiser construction time lapse

So at BlizzCon 2011 they were selling a limited edition Mega Blocks Battlecruiser from SC2. 1750 parts... the lego kid in me took that as a challenge. This weekend I finally had enough time to bu...   more

BlizzCon Battlecruiser construction time lapse


What is this

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What is this


Diablo 3 first impressions

So on friday I got my much anticipated Diablo 3 Friends & Family Beta invite, thanks to some kick ass friends I have at Blizzard. It's been a long wait for this game, and there is still a bit...   more

Diablo 3 first impressions


What do you want from a redesigned cblog editor?

Pictured: the current cblogs system without any css. Amazing what a little visual formatting can do, right? Anyway, I'm talking more than a facelift. I want to fundamentally change the way o...   more



Hey guess what?

Socom 4 is way better than Call of Duty. Just thought you should know. ;)   more

Hey guess what?


This week in obscure Dtoid site updates: better search

How long did it take to build Rome, anyway? If you live on Dtoid 24/7 like I do you've probably noticed a hell of a lot of little changes here and there around the site over the last 6 months...   more






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