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Johnny Luchador . Aug 26

Pax Avatar: Adopt Me Please n shit rad.

UPDATE: Here is a VIDEO PLEAING to ADOPT ME, I hope you guys enjoy it. Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Destructoids resident Luchador and's son of Jon Carnage and Rick Fuller. I'm not going to PAX. Why am I not going to P...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Jul 30

TO San Francisco...with Johnny Luchador. A Picture Journey

I went to San Fransisco the other day. You may be asking, "why did you go to such a place?" Honestly, I have no clue, I just wanted to run around like an idiot, and I accomplished this. For a full catalog of the adventure you...   0

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Johnny Luchador . May 23

Lucha's Thoughts: Xbox One/Ps4

Greetings shitbirds, So all I've heard this week is, XBOX One, Xbox One, no Games, yadda yadda, It looks like a VCR, omg, I don't like TV, PS4 is better, PS4 gets my money, bitch bitch bitch. So Papa Lucha decided to educate ...   0

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Johnny Luchador . May 02

Contest: Internets Next Top Streamer, Boglin King Edition

Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Host of the Super Fantastic Video Game Rad Show: Get THere! I've been a caster on for like god, since the beginning. I was forged from the Mysterious Jon Carnages' gooch. Never the less, I've...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Apr 01

Merican Dream

Dtoid makin dat wheel barrels of money son. Twerk on wit y0 crazy selves.   0

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Johnny Luchador . Apr 01

Review: GTA V

I got my hands on a copy of GTA V from my friend of a friend of a friends dad who works at Rockstar. So as your favorite Luchador, I decided to review it for you guys. This game follows the mishaps and adventures of three b...   0

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Jim Sterling . Apr 01

Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   0

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Johnny Luchador . Mar 13

Review: Arma III from the Heart of a Luchador

To start, this is all Spencer Hayes' Fault. He was all like," y0 lucha,when you gonna do another review?" and I was like, "shit son, I've been busy twerkin dem mean streets of East Compton KY, but shit since you're so badly...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Jun 29

Dtoid Live on WWE Smackdown Son. Ooo Wee

Hey Peeps, Johnny Luchador of here. So I had the opportunity to head to WWE Smackdown in Evansville on Syfy. To live up to the previous invasion by community member Suff0cat back in 2008, I made it a goal that at on...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Jan 06

review: Katawa Shoujo..its not Gojo and my hands are still dirty

So you may be wondering, just where the hell has Johnny Luchador been? Where have the posts vanished off to? Well I've been busy being a Grown Ass Man, busy Streaming on the Destructoid Twitch channel, and well, wrestling sma...   0

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Max Scoville . Dec 13

A Care Package From Occam's Electric Toothbrush!

This picture is completely unrelated to anything, ever. Hey guys! Holy Bananas, I never write in here anymore. I feel like a jerk because I used to come in and say hello but now I just start fights with people on YouTube a...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Aug 29


35,397,784 views that is all.   0

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Bill Zoeker . Jun 26

Jonathan Holmes to Appear on Also, Talks Today!

If you're not familiar with Also, Talks, it is a live Destructoid community talk show on Dtoid's official live-stream channel. My cohost, Johnny Luchador, and I speak with members of the Destructoid community from all its b...   0

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Bill Zoeker . Jun 02

Dtoid on JTV: MASH TacticS - The First Time is Free

Another round of highlights from Destructoid's official live-stream channel! This time I bring you some exceptional moment from the first half of this week's MASH TacticS. We've got shirt rips, clumsy tumbles, and a tale o...   0

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Johnny Luchador . May 16

Don't Steal My Ideas..okay you can but just give me a few dollars

As creative as an imagination as I've had for years, I always tend to say, I'm so gonna do this, but then I get side tracked and end up not doing something and then some jackass goes and does what I said I was gonna do before...   0

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Max Scoville . May 16

Tommy Wiseautoid

Ever since we started taking movie suggestions for our totally-not-an-obvious-product-tie-in Destructoid/Netflix movie club, people have been yammering at us to watch The Room. No. I've seen that fucking movie enough times. ...   0

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Johnny Luchador . May 04

The Anatomy of A Jar of Pickles: Written by Johnny Best Selling Author x 4

A little different than a normal Johnny Luchador Lunch Time Review Special for $4.99, but since its been a dry week for "stellar" games to review, we're gonna change things up a little bit. Today I review those who Judge a Ga...   0

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Bill Zoeker . May 01

Dtoid on JTV: MASH TacticS 24-Hour Stream With High Voltage Software

24 hours of sleep-deprived hilarity. That's the only way I can describe the recent stream Destructoid's MASH TacticS did with High Voltage Software to celebrate the release of their latest title, Conduit 2. Jon Carnage and Pi...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Apr 19

Review: Mortal Kombat, Test your Might Edition

As soon as I got my hands on this, the amazingly bad theme song from Mortal Kombat the movie began playing in my head. It brought back memories of my youth when I'd be drug to Walmart with my mother, as I would break free as ...   0

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Bill Zoeker . Apr 18

Destructoid On JTV Round-Up: What You May Have Missed This Week

You know how Destructoid is the best thing ever? Well, our channel on Justin TV is better than television... and possibly Jesus. It's hard to capture what it is exactly that makes the channel so great. You kind of have to be ...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Apr 15

Review: Yoostar 2, the game that doesn't let you be creative

As once a person who was in the spotlight on stages across the US, after being off the music circuit for over a year, you miss the "performance" more than anything. It's an addiction like no other. So for some odd Reason, I d...   0

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Bill Zoeker . Apr 14

Spontaneous 3DS Giveaway On Justin.TV/Destructoid

Some of you may already be aware that our glorious patriarch, Niero, has been dangling a free 3DS to be given to a lucky one of the thousands of followers of Destructoid's live channel. The winner was drawn and.... after bei...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Apr 07

Review: Deadly Towers, the game that no Towers were Harmed in the making

Maybe I'm out of the loop, but I didn't really see anything worth playing and reviewing this week that was of our current Generation. At first I dug around my collection of Tiger Hand Held games. After hours of trying to get ...   0

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Max Scoville . Apr 03


Hey dudes. Long time no blog. I feel like I've been really bad about writing lately, personally and professionally. I've got a pile of previews I should be working on, but so far my attempts at writing them have consisted of ...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Mar 29

Review: WWE All Stars, Tony Schiavone edition

I have to say, before you play this game you need to do this step by step procedure 1) go rent The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior and view it 2) Eat your Vitamins, say your prayers, stay in school, don't do drugs (a...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Mar 22

Review: Crysis 2 "the Syfy Channel Original Movie game"

Hi my name is Crysis, I was this PC game that you had to spend like a bagillion Chuck E Cheese tokens, to get enough tickets to buy a PC to run it. But then the gods of Showbiz Pizza decided to give the middle man a break a...   0

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Bill Zoeker . Mar 19

Destructoid Live! Is A Thing You Should Be Watching (Now With More Zoeker)

As many of you know, Destructoid has a live stream channel on Justin.Tv . The channel has been growing like a freakish lab experiment gone horribly right since October of 2010. At the moment of writing this, the channel has o...   0

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Johnny Luchador . Mar 17

Review : Homefront the Awesome Review yeah.

So I just got done with my adventure with Homefront not to be confused with Homeward Bound: The incredible Journey, which I thought this was what this game was based off of, but there were no dogs or cats trying to find their...   0

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Max Scoville . Mar 11


I was playing Pokemon when I read about the earthquake in Japan. Chad sent out an email to all the Destructoid editors, making sure Dale North was okay. He lives in Japan, so this is scary shit. Don't think he can get email, ...   0

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Jim Sterling . Mar 03

Dtoid Editors discuss important things: Doubling Down on Fetishes

Jim S. It's like Japanese dick girls Jim S. Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're a greedy fucker O...   0

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