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Joe Parlock . Feb 06
Ursaring is the best pokemon, followed shortly by Meganium. Duh.
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Joe Parlock . Jan 30
Just finished Dark Souls 2: SotFS. I'm all caught up and ready for Dark Souls 3 now!
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Joe Parlock . Jan 26
Anyone who isn't saying Raph is the best turtle is objectively wrong.
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Joe Parlock . Jan 19
My Blade & Soul character looks pretty rad, in my oh-so-humble opinion.
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Joe Parlock . Jan 15
January 15th, 2016: The day I finally beat Dark Souls.
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Joe Parlock . Jan 11
PC upgrade results: Constant 60FPS in Fallout 4, GTA V, and Neverwinter. Not baaaaad!
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Joe Parlock . Jan 11
Today's the day I upgrade my PC! Here's hoping it's a fairly easy upgrade...
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Joe Parlock . Jan 10
Dark Souls finally clicked for me yesterday. It's still got a lot of problems, but I'm finally having some fun with it now. Currently on my way to the Duke's Archive after placing the Lordvessel.
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Joe Parlock . Jan 08
Hah cool, it's been about 9 months since I started writing for Destructoid. Any babies born in the next week-ish must be named after me in honour of this event.
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Joe Parlock . Jan 06
Just beat Bloodborne for the first time. :D
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Joe Parlock . Jan 04
Back on the news rounds this morning. Hope everyone had a good Christmas and New Year!
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Joe Parlock . Jan 01
Hope everyone has a great New Year! Just bought a load of upgrades for my PC, so this year's already starting out good for me!
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Joe Parlock . Dec 30
Got a Jacob to go with the Arno I bought at EGX. :D
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Joe Parlock . Dec 28
This arsehole's taken me all day to kill.
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Joe Parlock . Dec 24
Well, that's me done for the UK morning news round until the New Year! Hope everyone who celebrates it has a fantastic Christmas!
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Joe Parlock . Dec 16
Good GOD Black Desert Online is a pretty game.
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Joe Parlock . Oct 26
My X-Men Beast tshirt arrived today, and I have never been so happy to be wearing clothes.
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Joe Parlock . Sep 30
Hope people are liking the EGX coverage we've been doing this week!
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Joe Parlock . Sep 21
For those who read the Bloodborne news this morning, I just finally beat Amelia after about 12 attempts:
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Joe Parlock . Sep 13
Dark Souls is my least favourite game ever... so it's weird that I'm actually enjoying Bloodborne quite a bit.
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Joe Parlock . Sep 07
Bought Destiny and LittleBigPlanet 3 in preperation for my PS4 arriving!
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Joe Parlock . Sep 02
So there's a game called School of Ragnorok coming out, and in it there's my new boyfriend. He's an 8 foot tall demon thing with awesome hair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ibgnjCHv24
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Joe Parlock . Aug 20
We're recording DestrUKtoid today! Let us know if you have any questions, want us to talk about something in particular, or if you have godawful jokes you want Laura to chip away at my very soul with! It'll be great!
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Joe Parlock . Aug 19
I've been ill for the last couple of days, and it's just become a blur of Game Grumps, Ni No Kuni and Rocket League.
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Joe Parlock . Aug 18
I wish there was a game that was a mix between Cities: Skylines and Farming Simulator. Like you get to construct a farm in city-sim style, and then manage it like Farming Sim.
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Joe Parlock . Aug 17
Oh... uh... this is awkward. My last quick post was meant to be a reply to Laura's about the food dating sim. Turns out I am infact and old person and don't understand the tweeters or facespaces. I'd still get close with a nice buffet though.
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Joe Parlock . Aug 17
I've been wanting to get intimate with an entire buffet ever since playing it.
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Joe Parlock . Aug 17
I'd felt sad that I hadn't had hot shirtless dudes as a thumbnail for a while. And then Geralt happened and made all right in the world once more.
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Joe Parlock . Aug 16
I played a Food dating sim yesterday and ever since I've wanted to bang a Knickerbocker Glory.
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Community  Long Blog:
Jim Sterling . Apr 01

Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   0




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