What's in Jonathan Holmes' mouth?
I created the , and more. So now I put the question to you, fair Dtoiders: (Keep it safe for work, please!) more
I created the , and more. So now I put the question to you, fair Dtoiders: (Keep it safe for work, please!) more
It has been more then a week since I made my first post about this playthough I am making and I finally completed Metroid Prime. It took a bit longer then I expected due to real life shit and ... more
A few days ago I have decided to play through all the main Metroid games in chronological order, starting with Metroid: Zero mission and ending with Metroid: Fusion. There are actually two mai... more
I'm all for healthy debate. Debate is a hallmark of human communication. Its one of the many ways we learn and grow from one another. There are debates that are super important, like the de... more
It would seem most people share my opinion of the Xbox One press conference/console reveal. That being that is was pretty much one of the worst of it's ilk, ever. And that the chances of me ever ... more
It's no secret that former Silicon Knights president and current Precursor Games Creative Officer Denis Dyack loves his projects. Prior to the release of Too Human, the man had a nice with NeoG... more
Yesterday it was revealed that developer Flying Wild Hog is of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th... more
I know, it sounds like a bad joke, but it's serious. Sony is holding a press conference here in Brazil and just announced that now they'll produce the PS3 inside our country, which will lower ... more
It has been a while since my first attempt at blogging here on Destructoid but here I am trying it again, this time on a very different matter and that is the price you pay for your PC games or... more
Welcome to Fanart Flops, the blog that insists fanart is one word no matter what spell check says. For those not in the know Fanart Flops is a collection of the oddest and most confusing videogam... more
At the very least an always-online / anti-used-game console could be looked at as a great opportunity for gamers to put their foot down and take a stand against bullshit of this nature. Gamers... more
I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them! more
I was all like "hey I'm a cook so let's make some cookies" and then I did it. But I used vegan butter instead of butter and then half of each cookie didn't cook and the other half burned so I go... more
I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur... more
April 1st, that special day in which Destructoid falls under the spell of the blood moon and transforms into the Foolish April Beast. It's a day I look forward to every year, not only for what t... more
I ate that whole mother fucker, now my hole needs to evacuate it. I gots the hershey squirts yo, but I can't stop playing this awesome game on my badass PC because consoles are dead and my dad ... more
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
It's that time again! To floss? To make fun of the Disney Channel? Nooo, it's time for my PAX Cosplay Roundup thingy! Enjoy! Yup, pretty sure that's Rana... more
This I my first attempt at blogging on Destuctiod, I have been planning on doing it for a while now and I finally found the right time to get started. I thought I may just start by getting my... more
The past couple days have left me in a very not nice place. However, I was sitting in my chair today, lost in my horrible thoughts and my phone buzzed. A fellow dtoider had texted me, inquiring... more
I’ve always been a picture guy. I’m a visual learner almost to a fault (math is hard) and the way I recall memories is by shuffling through pictures in my head until I find the one I am trying t... more
Haha, it roars at you thinking it’s all big and bad. He doesn't know he's the prologue. Because chainsaws are now illegal, and you are the chainsaw police. And finish her off kind... more
Welcome back to Contest Time folks. It's been awhile hasn't it? I've been giving away most my stuff on , but here I am with a special treat. I have 10 Steam copies of to dole out to you sexy... more
Ten years ago if you would have told me that Raiden, the protagonist from , would someday turn out to be more badass than ’s Dante I would have laughed you clear out of whatever building we w... more
I went and picked up last night (obviously), and after putting in a little bit of time with it I decided I’d do a quick first impressions blog before inevitably doing a full on review of the g... more
There’s been a lot of talk of demos lately since it was suggested at DICE that demos hurt more than they help in terms of sales, to which we all responded smugly and said “Ha, only the rubb... more
I get it, dude; there isn't enough sports coverage on Dtoid since you left, and that bothers you. But for the love of god, man: Sincerely, The Dtoid Community more
Ninja Theory’s has been a resounding dud sales wise and doesn’t seem to have resonated with the wallets of gamers. It’s put up franchise low numbers and Capcom’s own revised expectations for t... more