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Games I Played This Month - July 2014

Longtime readers know I really liked this game, but never finished it. Luckily I lost the yellow memory card that had my save on it, so I got to start all over again.  You play as a franke...   more

Games I Played This Month - July 2014


Tomorrow - It's Almost The Weekend - Ep. 2 - Deathvengeance Edition

I'm tentatively excited, because it seems like my PS3 has risen from the dead and is functional again. After dicking around with it again last night I noticed that it's abrupt shutdowns seemed ...   more

Tomorrow - It's Almost The Weekend - Ep. 2 - Deathvengeance Edition


Games I Played: July 2014

Longtime readers know I really liked this game, but never finished it. Luckily I lost the yellow memory card that had my save on it, so I got to start all over again.  You play as a franken...   more

Games I Played: July 2014


Tomorrow - It's Almost The Weekend - Ep. 1 - Revenge-NOPE! Waluigi Time!

As many of you may know, the Destructoid Community driven Twitch channel  is back up and running. Yours truly has Thursday afternoons booked for a 3 hour block I'm dubbing "It's Almost The Week...   more



A Fashionably Late Entry

The objective of the was to showcase the best in lazy artwork. I like to think taking 4 months to finish this makes me the ultimate bestest winner. And so, without further ado, because I know y...   more



A Clever Jaunt Through Time

had been showing at PAX for years, so I knew the premise long before it came out: if you die, you can rewind and "co-op" through the segment up till your death to help succeed the next time. Whi...   more



So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?  I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first a...   more



Deep Thoughts

If there was a port of for the Rift, people would be able to trip balls without fucking up their central nervous system.   more

Deep Thoughts


Five Word Movie Reviews: Godzilla (2014)

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Hi-Definitionisms... with Nihil: Part One

Gather 'round, chitlins. It's Uncle Nihil's Story Time, brought to you by Alabama Finger Blast. It's been since pretty much last year that I've gone at length about my gaming exploits and mi...   more



10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

If you're a male, you're wrong.  One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.  Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle...   more



10 Reasons To Kill It With Fire

It's been 2 years since , and getting close to a year since my . So thanks to Jonny B, here you go, internet. See the exposed, rusting gears and shoddy wiring that is my fucking brain. Be amused...   more



EA's SUPER MECHASTEEL JUMPER SQUAD ALPHA BROS: THE SEQUEL: JUMP HARDER

pI smell like doody. Also known as my legit Review. I'm really not a fanboy or hater at heart, just jaded as shit when it comes to the industry. So I'm not surprised at all, with this coming f...   more

EA's SUPER MECHASTEEL JUMPER SQUAD ALPHA BROS: THE SEQUEL:  JUMP HARDER


Deep Thoughts - Whys and Why Nots

A whole lot of people ask "Why?" when they should be asking "Why not?". Others ask "Why not?" when the answer is right in front of them or choose to ignore it. As with most things in daily life...   more

Deep Thoughts - Whys and Why Nots


Deep Thoughts

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Opinion: My reasons for why I'm not excited for Mighty No. 9 (yet)

Keiji Inafune's latest game, definitely has a lot of hype following it. The internet video game community has seemingly appointed it as the successor of , which I feel is a bit premature, and In...   more



The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened.  I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could b...   more



100% Unbiased Review: Ass Taxer 4: Black Flag

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100% Unbiased Review: Ass Taxer 4: Black Flag


Seph's Quick Tips - Snapping The Streak in WWE 2K14

Anyone who follows professional wrestling is most likely aware of something simply called "The Streak". It's in direct reference to The Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania, the Super...   more

Seph's Quick Tips - Snapping The Streak in WWE 2K14


Deep Thoughts

If gender swapping was like , there would be a lot more dead bodies in the world.   more

Deep Thoughts


LAST MINUTE CALL! - OFFICIAL CHESS CLUB TOURNAMENT

A lil' while before Thanksgiving, I announced the grand opening of the . If you missed it, it was glorious. I also announced that the would happen soon. Actually, it's happening. Like, . But ...   more

LAST MINUTE CALL! - OFFICIAL CHESS CLUB TOURNAMENT


Alright, Nerds. DESTRUCTOID CHESS CLUB Is Now In Session

How this isn't already a thing, I'm not entirely sure. I could go on and blame the that have ruined young minds with their instant gratification head-shots, grinding for level ups, 3D cinematic...   more



100% Objective Review: Grand Theft Auto 5

I played a video game and now I'm going to review that game. I played Grand Theft Auto 5. You don't need to go back and play the first Grand Theft Auto in order to play this one. Grand Theft A...   more

100% Objective Review: Grand Theft Auto 5


About the new Tomb Raider...

So, Tomb Raider is getting a sequel. I loved the game by its gameplay, as it was fun and good looking, tough its story left a bit to desire. I like the new Lara, and I am cautious optimistic wi...   more

About the new Tomb Raider...


About the Brazilian Price of the PS4

The Brazilian PS4 is the most expensive in the world. It cost 1850USD. When I heard about it I was disappointed and angry. How Sony could ask such absurd price, specially when the Xbox One is a...   more

About the Brazilian Price of the PS4


Jimmy Hopkins from Bully is on GTA V! Really!

So, this just crossed my mind. Jimmy de Santa, Michael's lazy, idiotic son and Jimmy Hopkins, the badass kid from Bully are the same person. Not only they share a similar appearance overall, bu...   more

Jimmy Hopkins from Bully is on GTA V! Really!


[Shortblog] Insider Video Detailing GTA Online Launch

The following video was taken from Rockstar on Tuesday, showing precisely how the launch went. o0YWRXJsMyM   more

[Shortblog] Insider Video Detailing GTA Online Launch


The Steampad is... Well...

I have no idea what line of thought gave us the Steampad (as I will always call it). It is different for sure. VALVe must have tried a lot of prototypes and then come to the conclusion that thi...   more

The Steampad is... Well...


The Best Thing of the SteamBox is no SteamBox

Yes, I believe after yesterday's announcement of the SteamOS, that we will not see a VALVe made SteamBox. VALVe will not risk their money on the venture of making a console-like PC and directl...   more

The Best Thing of the SteamBox is no SteamBox


The Steam Box Biggest Challenge: Justify Its Existence

Why you should buy a Steam Box? This is a question you need to make a lot before celebrating the existence of it. And all boils down to what the Steam Box will be able to offer beyond both a ...   more

The Steam Box Biggest Challenge: Justify Its Existence





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