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What if Mario was... a GIRL!???!!!?

When they announced new heads were sent spinning at the prospect of playing as Princess Peach, unfortunately, many were disappointed as both Peach and Rosalina reinforced gender normatives by ...   more



A Fashionably Late Entry

The objective of the was to showcase the best in lazy artwork. I like to think taking 4 months to finish this makes me the ultimate bestest winner. And so, without further ado, because I know y...   more



E3 Predictions: The Results

With the dust settled I thought we’d take a look back at the E3 Predictions post to see who came out on top, and to just reflect on E3 in general. All in all I think it was a pretty good showing,...   more

E3 Predictions: The Results


So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?  I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first a...   more



Deep Thoughts

If there was a port of for the Rift, people would be able to trip balls without fucking up their central nervous system.   more

Deep Thoughts


Hi-Definitionisms... with Nihil: Part One

Gather 'round, chitlins. It's Uncle Nihil's Story Time, brought to you by Alabama Finger Blast. It's been since pretty much last year that I've gone at length about my gaming exploits and mi...   more



10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

If you're a male, you're wrong.  One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.  Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle...   more



10 Reasons To Kill It With Fire

It's been 2 years since , and getting close to a year since my . So thanks to Jonny B, here you go, internet. See the exposed, rusting gears and shoddy wiring that is my fucking brain. Be amused...   more



EA's SUPER MECHASTEEL JUMPER SQUAD ALPHA BROS: THE SEQUEL: JUMP HARDER

pI smell like doody. Also known as my legit Review. I'm really not a fanboy or hater at heart, just jaded as shit when it comes to the industry. So I'm not surprised at all, with this coming f...   more

EA's SUPER MECHASTEEL JUMPER SQUAD ALPHA BROS: THE SEQUEL:  JUMP HARDER


Deep Thoughts - Whys and Why Nots

A whole lot of people ask "Why?" when they should be asking "Why not?". Others ask "Why not?" when the answer is right in front of them or choose to ignore it. As with most things in daily life...   more

Deep Thoughts - Whys and Why Nots


Deep Thoughts

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Is Toad Middle Eastern?

First, we discovered that the clouds and bushes in were using the same sprite.  Later, mankind theorised that the entirety of 3. was actually a stage play. And now, I have unearthed the next “...   more



2013 in Gaming: Better/Worse than Ever

What a year, eh? Another triumphant year for current gen consoles, the introduction of the next generation, the higher standards of AAA experiences and the greater exposure and availability of in...   more



The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened.  I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could b...   more



100% Unbiased Review: Ass Taxer 4: Black Flag

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100% Unbiased Review: Ass Taxer 4: Black Flag


Stuff...but more importantly, Happy Holidays

Hola. It's getting to be Christmas time. Hope you had a nice Chanukah. I know nothing about Kwanzaa, so if you celebrate it or any other tradition this month, good will to you. Anywho, it's ti...   more



Carry Over Saves Are a Near Impossible Dream.

Carry over saves were a revolutionary idea, the concept that decisions you made could have repercussions that went beyond just later on in the game, but could carry over into the next game alt...   more



Deep Thoughts

If gender swapping was like , there would be a lot more dead bodies in the world.   more

Deep Thoughts


LAST MINUTE CALL! - OFFICIAL CHESS CLUB TOURNAMENT

A lil' while before Thanksgiving, I announced the grand opening of the . If you missed it, it was glorious. I also announced that the would happen soon. Actually, it's happening. Like, . But ...   more

LAST MINUTE CALL! - OFFICIAL CHESS CLUB TOURNAMENT


Alright, Nerds. DESTRUCTOID CHESS CLUB Is Now In Session

How this isn't already a thing, I'm not entirely sure. I could go on and blame the that have ruined young minds with their instant gratification head-shots, grinding for level ups, 3D cinematic...   more



100% Objective Review: Grand Theft Auto 5

I played a video game and now I'm going to review that game. I played Grand Theft Auto 5. You don't need to go back and play the first Grand Theft Auto in order to play this one. Grand Theft A...   more

100% Objective Review: Grand Theft Auto 5


Stuff...but more importantly, thanks for last weekend

I'm sick. Again. The doctors have me on some sort of clear pills that look like beads you'd wear around your neck and then they gave me a laundry list of things to take over the counter. Since...   more

Stuff...but more importantly, thanks for last weekend


The G3 Extra Life Marathon is Now LIVE! Total raised so far: $41

, facebook, etc. or just join the page tomorrow if you have time. Fundraising events need word of mouth for people to get excited. I'm trying to get people excited and any help is...well...helpful.   more

The G3 Extra Life Marathon is Now LIVE! Total raised so far: $41


I will be marathoning tomorrow for Extra Life.

, facebook, etc. or just join the page tomorrow if you have time. Fundraising events need word of mouth for people to get excited. I'm trying to get people excited and any help is...well...helpful.   more

I will be marathoning tomorrow for Extra Life.


An Extra Life Schedule and Raffle List. Let's Help Sick Kids

Well, I want to get as much money I can to help sick kids across the world. I'm doing this because we all need to help reduce the cost of healthcare for children. I won't promise you this will ...   more

An Extra Life Schedule and Raffle List. Let's Help Sick Kids


Stuff...but more importantly, I'm divorced

Hola. Long time no...blog? It has been well over a year since I last communicated with you beautiful people. The reason? Well, to put it lightly, I'm divorced. With a bit of precaution, my la...   more



Feminist Frequency and Relevance...

So, Anita Sarkeesian has completed her "Damsel in Distress" trilogy.  In the first video, she introduced the trope and gave some historical background to it.  She spoke of how the male rescuer ...   more



HUMP DAY HAVOC 8/14

Although my free time on Wednesdays are gone, the spirit of HUMP DAY HAVOC lives on! Oh right, if you're going to host a game, say so in the comments or , in the following format: I'm ...   more

HUMP DAY HAVOC 8/14


Killing Death

We're currently going through a family crisis.  My father-in-law is 80 and has had a brain hemorrhage.  My husband immediately flew out to be with his father and after 10 days, he's finally bac...   more



The Game You Want Everyone To Be Playing

A little thought experiment I've been kicking around. In recent times, the GAMER classification of geek has become a bit of a joke unto itself, depending on who you ask. There was a bit I hea...   more






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