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Extra Life Info and Raffle

Well it is time again to give back to the less fortunate by giving to the hospitals that treat them. That's right, it's Extra Life time. This year at random, I've chosen to randomly represent a hospital system in New Jer...   more

Extra Life Info and Raffle


The Brave New World We've Won.

  At first games were held in contempt, a toy for children and nothing more, and to an extent they were right, but gamers and the medium grew up together and came into their own. When the moral guardians told them ...   more



Stuff...but more importantly, hello again internet.

Hi guys. It's...uh...been awhile. My god, December??? Look how time flies.It's been so long, that I doubt many of you will have remembered me. The ones that do, god bless you. The ones that don't, don't worry about it. ...   more



What if Mario was... a GIRL!???!!!?

When they announced new Super Mario 3D World heads were sent spinning at the prospect of playing as Princess Peach, unfortunately, many were disappointed as both Peach and Rosalina reinforced gender normatives by running sl...   more



A Fashionably Late Entry

The objective of the community mspaints was to showcase the best in lazy artwork. I like to think taking 4 months to finish this makes me the ultimate bestest winner. And so, without further ado, because I know you were waiting this whole time for it, and I apologize for that, but seriously, shut up and bask in my genius already. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you: Chrono Trender   more



E3 Predictions: The Results

With the dust settled I thought we’d take a look back at the E3 Predictions post to see who came out on top, and to just reflect on E3 in general. All in all I think it was a pretty good showing, something for everybody no ma...   more

E3 Predictions: The Results


So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?  I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first and say "hi", before giving me ...   more



Deep Thoughts

If there was a port of Child of Eden for the Rift, people would be able to trip balls without fucking up their central nervous system.   more

Deep Thoughts


Hi-Definitionisms... with Nihil: Part One

Gather 'round, chitlins. It's Uncle Nihil's Story Time, brought to you by Alabama Finger Blast. "Alabama Finger Blast - For When You Want To Feel Like You've Been Touched, Deep South Style" CONSUMER-GRADE NEWS It's been si...   more



10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

1.  If you're a male, you're wrong.  One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.  Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle class white woman with a n...   more



10 Reasons To Kill It With Fire

It's been 2 years since the last one, and getting close to a year since my reintroduction post. So thanks to Jonny B, here you go, internet. See the exposed, rusting gears and shoddy wiring that is my fucking brain. Be amuse...   more



EA's SUPER MECHASTEEL JUMPER SQUAD ALPHA BROS: THE SEQUEL: JUMP HARDER

<p>I smell like doody. Also known as my legit Xbox 360 Titanfall Review. I'm really not a fanboy or hater at heart, just jaded as shit when it comes to the industry. So I'm not surprised at all, with this coming from ...   more

EA's SUPER MECHASTEEL JUMPER SQUAD ALPHA BROS: THE SEQUEL:  JUMP HARDER


Deep Thoughts - Whys and Why Nots

A whole lot of people ask "Why?" when they should be asking "Why not?". Others ask "Why not?" when the answer is right in front of them or choose to ignore it. As with most things in daily life, I think a balance in asking both is key. The challenge therein may lie in figuring out when to ask which. The answer to that is simple: Ask both at the same time, every time.   more

Deep Thoughts - Whys and Why Nots


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Is Toad Middle Eastern?

First, we discovered that the clouds and bushes in Super Mario Bros. were using the same sprite.  Later, mankind theorised that the entirety of Super Mario Bros 3. was actually a stage play. And now, I have unearthed the ne...   more



2013 in Gaming: Better/Worse than Ever

What a year, eh? Another triumphant year for current gen consoles, the introduction of the next generation, the higher standards of AAA experiences and the greater exposure and availability of indie games. Yep, it’s a pretty ...   more



The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened.  I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could be blinded from the s...   more



100% Unbiased Review: Ass Taxer 4: Black Flag

B10/10TY!!!!   more

100% Unbiased Review: Ass Taxer 4: Black Flag


Stuff...but more importantly, Happy Holidays

Hola. It's getting to be Christmas time. Hope you had a nice Chanukah. I know nothing about Kwanzaa, so if you celebrate it or any other tradition this month, good will to you. Anywho, it's time again for what I have dubbe...   more



Carry Over Saves Are a Near Impossible Dream.

Can The Walking Dead deliver on its promise of past decisions affecting Season Two? Carry over saves were a revolutionary idea, the concept that decisions you made could have repercussions that went beyond just later on in ...   more



Deep Thoughts

If gender swapping was like The Swapper, there would be a lot more dead bodies in the world.   more

Deep Thoughts


LAST MINUTE CALL! - OFFICIAL CHESS CLUB TOURNAMENT

A lil' while before Thanksgiving, I announced the grand opening of the Official Destructoid Chess Club. If you missed it, it was glorious. I also announced that the first official tournament would happen soon. Actually, it...   more

LAST MINUTE CALL! - OFFICIAL CHESS CLUB TOURNAMENT


Alright, Nerds. DESTRUCTOID CHESS CLUB Is Now In Session

How this isn't already a thing, I'm not entirely sure. I could go on and blame the electronic video games that have ruined young minds with their instant gratification head-shots, grinding for level ups, 3D cinematics, and ...   more



100% Objective Review: Grand Theft Auto 5

I played a video game and now I'm going to review that game. I played Grand Theft Auto 5. You don't need to go back and play the first Grand Theft Auto in order to play this one. Grand Theft Auto 5 is an action game, where...   more

100% Objective Review: Grand Theft Auto 5


Stuff...but more importantly, thanks for last weekend

I'm sick. Again. The doctors have me on some sort of clear pills that look like beads you'd wear around your neck and then they gave me a laundry list of things to take over the counter. Since I'm sick and I am in some sor...   more

Stuff...but more importantly, thanks for last weekend


The G3 Extra Life Marathon is Now LIVE! Total raised so far: $41

[UPDATE: Just beat SFxMM and man did that take longer than I expected] We are LIVE! Today (and even some of Sunday as well if you'll have me), I'm going to be spending my time with you lovely people playing video games in ...   more

The G3 Extra Life Marathon is Now LIVE! Total raised so far: $41


I will be marathoning tomorrow for Extra Life.

The eve of G3 is upon me, and you as well if you choose to join me. This year I have chosen to support the University of Mississippi's Batson Children's Hospital. I'm focused on spending most of Saturday October 26th with yo...   more

I will be marathoning tomorrow for Extra Life.


An Extra Life Schedule and Raffle List. Let's Help Sick Kids

Alright, now that I've got my ducks in a row, it is time to talk of Extra Life. Unfortunately, as most of you gathered from my last blog, my schedule has been tumultuous at best. This leaves me in a bit of a conundrum. Since...   more

An Extra Life Schedule and Raffle List. Let's Help Sick Kids


Testing 1, 2, 3...

Well it is time again to give back to the less fortunate by giving to the hospitals that treat them. That's right, it's Extra Life time. This year at random, I've chosen to randomly represent a hospital system in New Jer...   more

Testing 1, 2, 3...


Stuff...but more importantly, I'm divorced

Hola. Long time no...blog? It has been well over a year since I last communicated with you beautiful people. The reason? Well, to put it lightly, I'm divorced. With a bit of precaution, my lawyer advised me to get off the...   more






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