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(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
My backlog is insanely large and keeps growing with each sale or used game I find that I just have to have. It's at the point where every time I go to play something new, I feel a sense of panic ... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
After gathering all my birthday money, I decided it was time to get a Playstation Move. Since I already own the the PS Eye, the only thing I needed was the glowing, vibrating, bulbous controller,... more
As everyone who follows me on Twitter or Facebook already knows, I’m in love with Super Meat Boy. Since it hit XBLA in late October, I’ve logged some 50 hours in my quest to beat every level, gra... more
After something like 13 games, you’d think that Mario would learn to start his quest in world eight. I mean, just think about it… when you lose something on a regular basis, don’t you start looki... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
I joined this site because, unlike most of the blogs about games and the gaming industry, the staff and most of the community on Dtoid doesn't take themselves as seriously; choosing instead to us... more
One of my most anticipated releases of the holiday season was . Not just because the DS title was amazing, and this basically looks like a Wii upgrade of that game, or the fact that I've been act... more
Seriously. That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think... more
For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, peo... more
With a price cut, a new Slim model, a 250gb system on the near horizon, and a completely free to use Playstation Network, it's getting hard to nitpick about the PS3. But, if there is one almost c... more
1: Any other Web site would have fired me by now. Seriously. The amount of times my long-suffering Editor-in-Chief Nick Chester has to talk to me about the latest ruckus I've caused and the lates... more
The first XBLA Summer of Arcade wasn't just hot, it was on fire. With titles like , , , , and , I really couldn't imagine it getting much better. In fact, at the time of the first Summer of Arcad... more
As a kid, there was one NES game that I completely sucked at but loved to play nonetheless: . Sure, I had most of the other classic NES games (Mario 1-3, Zelda, Rad Racer, Duck Hunt, Contra), but... more
E3 was pretty amazing this year (at least in comparison to the last few). Nintendo did much better than their flop of a show in 2008; mostly thanks to Mario steppin' up to the plate in three diff... more
A recent sent me spiraling into a state of reminiscence before I had even finished the strip or read the associated blogs. I'm pretty sure I don't miss the diehard dedication and elitism of tho... more
The idea behind motion controlled games is a pretty cool one... in theory. Slash to use a sword. Point to use a gun. Turn a wheel to drive a car. But after 3 years of the Wii's motion controlled ... more
I grew up as a pretty old school gamer. When all my friends were playing the SNES and Genesis, I had to stick with my brother's NES and the families Game Boy. These games revolved around the plat... more
Upon Home's open beta release, most people started wondering just why they had been so excited about Home. There was nothing to do (unless you really loved bowling and cheaply thrown together ar... more
It was morning, yet the sun hadn't risen. Instead, a cool, cloudy blanket wrapped around the earth ever so gently, letting some light through, but no warmth. A cool brisk air whisked about me a... more
I keep buying games at a much higher rate than which I can play through them. Today, for instance, while bored, I cruised through GameStop and Vintage Stock just planning to look and drool at s... more
From the people who brought you Samitsu and Samit the Hedgehog, we now have a Hollywood blockbuster to rival the most dark and macabre horrors on Earth. I give you: more
After much patient waiting, Killzone 2 finally arrived this afternoon and I have been spending the afternoon wallowing in its gray space fascism. We'll be bringing you a review as soon as we're a... more
This seems to be today's CBlog activity, and since I'm as self-interested as the rest of you, I shall join in! I don't go into a great deal of detail about my childhood, save for the occasiona... more
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