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It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
Oh hello there, Destructoid! How have you been? It's your ol' buddy, ol' pal, Uncle romstoppable. Some of you might also know me as MrSadistic on here. As some of you may or may not know (or p... more
With the VGA nominees announced ... well, a lot of people are rightfully questioning some of the picks. At least in my mind they are, because some of the categories are filled with abysmally weak... more
During the summer, many people spent their time going to the beach or riding rollercoasters or any number of other fun activities. Brad Crawford, though, went to Japan on a mission: to film a d... more
That, which you see above, is the leaked intro to . Really. It was first up on GTPlanet, but Sony's since sent letters out to pull it down. Unfortunately, it's out there now ahead of the game's... more
Kinect is out, and the reviews seem to be mixed. Some people love it, other people think it's garbage, and even more think it's meh. But the question is, in this world where everyone ha... more
Every once in a while, I find a post I started writing and never finished. Tonight's one of those nights. So I present, to you, the Dtoid C-Blog readers of the world, one such post, written... more
For TGS, most people will walk away with excitement over or or or the new or whatever else tickles their fancy. But for me, one game's already kind of stolen the show, and it's not one I ev... more
Word has started to spread onto and a handful of other notable game blogs about a post at EventHubs concerning . Among the changes that apparently are confirmed from a number of test locations... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
When I read that quote, I began to think Jonathan was right. When was the last time I'd given such a recommendation? When was the last time I'd heard one? I couldn't think of an actual answer... more
So, you thought the Gearbox/Duke Nukem marriage was a one-time deal? Well, so did I, until this news came out from Gearbox's last panel at PAX Prime 10: Gearbox Studios, not 2K or Activision Bl... more
With the Shadow Broker DLC for Mass Effect 2 coming, I find myself looking back at a promise BioWare made concerning how . And I began to wonder what, besides my relationship with Liara, would ... more
Yesterday came the of , a new game from Project Aces and Namco-Bandai that had a bit of a different feel to it from the Ace Combat games of the past. And today, I'm still sitting here wonderin... more
Hey guys and gals, Sorry I fell off the face of the Earth for like a month. Comic Con does that to you. Even if you don't go. But rest assured, I am still alive, and I have bought a few new th... more
That image pretty much sums up what E3 was all about this year, doesn't it? Well, that, and this video: So, now that we've gotten all of that E3 business out of the way, it's time for me to ... more
Yep, you read that title right. And no, it's not something I'm asking: our friends over at are the askers of such a question on the eve of E3. The article's basic premise talks about how peopl... more
So, it's been a while since I've posted a What'd You Get? I know, slacking. Go ahead and admonish me. But I apparently have taken a nap and forgot about this blog. Or truthfully, life's been ca... more
Many of you probably know by now that I play Team Fortress 2. Most of my time is spent on 2fort2furious, which I've been a part of for about a year and a half now. There's a lot of custom addit... more
To say I've been busy last week would only be partially right, because I've also been feeling not so well. Thankfully, I'm better today and I'm able to actually post What'd You Get? for this we... more
He couldn't remember doing it. Perhaps that was a mercy. The last thing he could recall was pushing Robert to the ground after his eldest son grabbed his shoulder in an effort to calm him. Th... more
So, earlier tonight, I was reading this interesting article at about possible changes that would make the upcoming Pokemon Black/White more ineresting. It's not a bad read and there's some goo... more
It's once again time to tell us about all the cool things you got in What'd You Get?, our bi-weekly feature where you show off all the cool stuff you got for the past week. Anyone can play alon... more
As someone who enjoys racing games, I want Gran Turismo 5 to be a success. I want it to be an awesome game that's been worth the 4 years since it was announced at E3 2006. But the more I read a... more
Tax time is upon us here in the good old US of A, and since mine are now sent out and all taken care of, I can go back to thinking about other things when I have a spare minute. Like video game... more
Oh, hello there fine Destructoid community. With the recent shenanigans of Forum Adventures going on and whatnot, I thought it was my privilege.. no.. my DUTY to write the obligatory erotic fan... more
Today's a good day to not be online. At all. April Fools' Day is a prankster’s paradise, and to quote my good friend on Twitter: “April Fools on the internet is so annoying. Not that I get fo... more
Sorry I've been lurking a bit lately, guys: just the usual job stuff has been throwing me a curve so I've been working on managing my time around that. And yes, it takes a lot of time managemen... more
I'm somewhat shocked no one has posted this, but Robert Culp, the American actor who first gained fame as the co-star of with Bill Cosby, passed away earlier this morning from a heart attack o... more