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Video games are broken.

So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. ahem huskyhog I may have, at one point, brush...   more



To view complete rant please enter code found in your gamebox

FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. This content is already on the...   more



Happy Birthday Destructoid, you beautiful bastard...

Has it really been 4 years already? Only relevant picture I have of time travel that includes cocks... Discussing Destructoid's birthday always takes me back to the heady days of 2006, where I was just but a wee lad of 2...   more

Happy Birthday Destructoid, you beautiful bastard...


I've found it. I've found the worst game ever made. And it's not even out yet.

I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse. Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever made it's still the worst ide...   more



TITAN QUEST IS AMAZING - aka - BUY THE THQ PACK ON STEAM BEFORE MONDAY

gratuitous cats awwwww So, stuck at home for thanksgiving with nothing to do and a broken cellphone so I couldn't call any friends, I decided to check out Steam. I'm smarter than I look. I found the THQ complete pack for $49...   more

TITAN QUEST IS AMAZING - aka - BUY THE THQ PACK ON STEAM BEFORE MONDAY


Pachter's dumber than a bag of rocks, buy Borderlands.

what I imagine Pachter looks like after he takes off his human clothes Because the game is the fucking TITS. Really, all I need to tell you is that it's a excellently well-done combination of Mass Effect and Crackdown. Thro...   more

Pachter's dumber than a bag of rocks, buy Borderlands.


Unthonged 2:Thong Thieves - First Bahamumpressions

no spoilers, I promise Why Uncharted 2 is amazing: It has the best, most refined animation I have ever seen in a game. I'm not even talking about the spectacular attention to modeling, texturing and lighting, but the flui...   more

Unthonged 2:Thong Thieves - First Bahamumpressions


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I finally beat the first one three days ago. then my dude hooked me up with this   more

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dreamcast emu running on the pandora

I just made a little poopie.   more

dreamcast emu running on the pandora


A More Positive Katamari Forever Review...

NightV was kind enough to review the Japanese import copy (which I'm also covering here...) I think the game warrants a second look when I can call to question some of the points that NightV brings up in his article. 1. S...   more

A More Positive Katamari Forever Review...


The first thing in gaming I've been excited about since Crazy Frog Racer 2

Well, that one didn't turn out so good, but I 've got *very* high hopes for this. Sure it's ugly as sin, has been considered vaporware since the beginning of development over two years ago, and has little to no hype outside t...   more

The first thing in gaming I've been excited about since Crazy Frog Racer 2


MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION

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MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION


Early Ghostbustering Impressions (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying About Xbox Live Outages And Love My Childhood)

Ahh. You ever get one of those? That "Ahh" feeling? Like right after the first time a girl tells you she loves you (that isn't your mom?), or you finished your last exam for the semester? That's Ghostbusters. At least fo...   more

Early Ghostbustering Impressions (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying About Xbox Live Outages And Love My Childhood)


Ashley just got BUSTED

so I got my pre-order call from lamestop for ghostbusters' midnight launch today - and instead of the brain-melting "HIIIIII THIS IS LIKE ASHLEY, AND IM LIKE CALLING TO REMIND YOU TO LIKE PICK UP YOUR GAME AND STUFF!!! MY VOI...   more

Ashley just got BUSTED


Bahamut Zerpo's patented sweet ass one line picture reviews: InFamous

it's the best game I've played since Crackdown.   more

Bahamut Zerpo's patented sweet ass one line picture reviews: InFamous


Wolverine Origins is like having sex with a bacon.

MY REVIEW BY BAMAMUTZERPO WOLVERINE ORIGINS MAKE PEE. I HAD FUN TO CHOP BAD GUY! i TOUCHED A BOOB LAST NIGHT. THEN I PLAYEDED WOLVERING ORGYNINGS. IT WAS MORE FUN THAN THE BOOB SQUISHY. MR WOLVERING IS A HERO! I WANT TO RIDE ON HIS BACK AND SEE ALL THE BLOODS. THERE ARE MANY BLOODS IN WOOVERING ORIGNINGS. ITS LIKE NIGNA GADEN 2 ONLY ITS A GOOD GAME. MY REVIEW END. BAHAMMETZEPO   more

Wolverine Origins is like having sex with a bacon.


Honestly, I'm sorry about this. But sometimes things have to be done for the sake of themselves, and you sacrifice yourself for the common good.

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Honestly, I'm sorry about this. But sometimes things have to be done for the sake of themselves, and you sacrifice yourself for the common good.


The Apple (1980)

If there's anything that people love, it's Apple. Everyone loves the technology, everyone loves the minimalism. Unfortunately, this isn't about that Apple. The thing is though, is that there's a whole second Apple that go...   more

The Apple (1980)


can somebody please point me to the internet? I'm lost.

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can somebody please point me to the internet? I'm lost.


Dating oneself in 1 minute and 19 seconds...

Maybe only a handful of you on here are old enough to remember this, but this video right below me here... This song is a song that grabs my attention because it IS my formative teenage years. MTV's The State is FINALLY f...   more

Dating oneself in 1 minute and 19 seconds...


Thoughts on the L4D DLC...

Oh hai... I'm BluDesign. I'm one of the layabouts here on dtoid, being unemployed and all. I decided to fire up L4D and try out the new Survival pack, which got released today. I haven't managed to try out the two new ver...   more

Thoughts on the L4D DLC...


My first perfect score...

1000/1000 What does this mean to you all? If you pursue achievements in games, it signifies different things to different people. To some, it means cheevo whoring, renting Avatar for a score bump, playing through Lost or ...   more

My first perfect score...


My absence...

Let me show you it... People recently have been asking me, Hey DVD, where ya been? My first reply is usually, "Please leave a message at the sound of the beep!" My second reply is usually, "It's BluDesign now. Because Blu...   more

My absence...


Japan: A Blog pt 62 of 912

Look Japan... We can't have you guys doing this. It's bad for your public image. It just reinforces all the creepy underbelly style misunderstood beliefs about of Japan. Stop it. /swats newspaper AH! NO! BAD JAPAN.   more

Japan: A Blog pt 62 of 912


Burn Zombie Burn

Really, just a fantastic, incredibly addictive game.   more

Burn Zombie Burn


i m so drunk

And you know how alcohol is produced? Through fermentation, a by-product of the citric acid cycle — also known as the tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCA cycle); the Krebs cycle; or, more rarely, the Szent-Györgyi-Krebs cycle[1][...   more

i m so drunk


You know what? GTA4 IS A TERRIBLE GAME

This may not be news to everyone, but I actually though I enjoyed GTA the first time around. Now I realize why I got bored. I went back to play it for a day or two recently, and: ★The Controls are a goddam nightmare. ...   more

You know what? GTA4 IS A TERRIBLE GAME


Snotty game devs irritate me...

Remember, if you enjoy a game, you should always buy it or pay tribute to the person who created it. I dislike Snake, so... c'est la vie.   more

Snotty game devs irritate me...


Soup's on, and it tastes like racism.

I just wanted to say that Jim, I think you're the tops. And that that may be the best line ever written in a dtoid article.   more

Soup's on, and it tastes like racism.


What do you expect from an FPS?

OK all flame baiting aside, I think the release of killzone 2 is a good catalyst for discussion about the direction the genre is heading. We all know that FPS are the mainstay of the "hardcore" gamer (even though I hate that ...   more

What do you expect from an FPS?





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