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Mike Martin . Aug 28

(NVGR) Help a homeless guy?

As some of you may have read, I've been homeless for a little over a month now. Some of you have convinced me to swallow my pride and ask for help on a larger scale, so here I am. This is my last day with guaranteed access t...   0

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Mike Martin . Aug 25

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's your world. Seize it. 2: The best place to sleep is sup...   0

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Mike Martin . Aug 16
I just pooped behind a Dennys and it was violent.
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MeanderBot . Aug 11

Challengers Wanted: Toad Up

When choosing a particular character strength, I usually lean toward agility and speed over straight up power or strength.  This is probably due to my own real life characteristics, but I also just find it to be a more ...   0

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MeanderBot . Aug 03

Better With Age: Yoshi's Island

2D platformers have always been close to my heart.  They are what I grew up with, and is the closest thing to a comfort food that I’ll ever have in video games.  The modern resurgence in sprite based 2D platfo...   0

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Mike Martin . Jul 10

Better With Age: My D*ck

Since Nanners is a giant buttface, dickhole, cuntflap (just kidding boo), I had to change my idea for this month's.... Musing? BoB? You fucks have too many names for the same God damn things now days. So instead of writing a...   0

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Mike Martin . Jul 05

I Miss You

It’s been a year. Oh, what a year it has been my friend. So much darkness, so much light. I know, I’m a drama queen sometimes. Can’t help it. It’s not easy wrestling with all this, especially when I h...   0

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TheSilkiest . May 19

Dammit, let me be a Road Warrior, Videogames.

I can’t play a lot of open-world games anymore.  It’s nothing to do with the sub-genre as it’s a fine sub-genre in it’s own right.  Still I feel that most open world games don’t e...   0

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TheSilkiest . Apr 30

Why am I still playing Gears of War 3

Recently starting at around October of last year, I decided to buy another operating Xbox 360 and delve back into a few of the exclusives that made owning the 360 worth it.  I know that up to now the 360’s cra...   0

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Mike Martin . Apr 09

(NVGR) An AMA with Mike Martin/PhilKenSebben

Hello everyone. I was just down in my home and saw a complaint that struck a chord with me. It was one I had myself, back when my name was filled with 3's and my shitposting was at an all time high: The lack of staff in...   0

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MeanderBot . Mar 15

How Earthbound Makes Me Feel Heroic

I'm fairly emotional man. It doesn't take much for me to start tearing up during a moving moment.  But aside from obvious trite, like pets being reunited with returing masters, what really gets the water works goin...   0

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Mike Martin . Mar 12

Friday Night Flicks! Phil's ode to the 80's

So like Frights, we would watch movies (duh). Only we watch movies only from the 80s and I'm shooting for action/adventure/comedy/etc. No horror flicks, as that is what Frights is for and I'm not about to get slapped wi...   0

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Mike Martin . Mar 03

9 Dtoiders I'd Like To F**k

How the fuck is someone like me supposed to sit down and pick nine of you to feature in a list like this? All the friendships I've made, those I've tried to help, those that have helped me.... man. As a longtime member ...   0

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Mike Martin . Feb 23

(NVGR) Cooking with Phil - First Edition

Welcome hungry readers. Listen to my stomach roar. Through a boombox. Look, I couldn't find a decent header and I just fucking winged it, ok? All the pictures are weird sized. I got lazy at the end. 2104 FUCKING WORDS A...   0

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MeanderBot . Feb 22

How Metro 2033 Reminded Me Why I Love Shooters

I grew up with first person shooters.  I'm old enough to have had access to Wolfenstein 3D as a young child.  I played the shareware version to exhaustion, running alongside the walls while mashing the space b...   0

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Mike Martin . Feb 02

Clan/Team/Group Roundup. & PC FNF Blogger Wanted

Short and to the point for this one. Leave a comment below with your clan/team/group or whatever, ID/Tag, so that I may add this to future FNF posts. Let's have a little roundup of everyone's groups and games (leave wha...   0

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Mike Martin . Jan 29

Your new Community Playdate Manager is a twat.

See that guy? He's a cartoon character stupids. He was an avatar used by a guy known as PhilKenSebben around here. Phil is gone now. RIP you username chosen in a moment of great fucked upitude. I'm the asshole behind th...   0

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Mike Martin . Dec 25

Merry F*cking Christmas You F*cks

I was out searching for that thing(Ha Ha Thingy!) and while out, I realized something: I am fucking amazing. Do you know how lucky you all are? Who else will make sweet, sweet love to you at anytime of the day? Who else...   0

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Mike Martin . Dec 23

The 2014 Philly Awards

Welcome to the first time, bi-sexual, annual, anal Philly awards. These awards are designed to showcase games this year that I gave a shit about or hated, or jerked off to/on. Disclaimer: I was definitely paid at some p...   0

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TheSilkiest . Oct 29

Rekindling with Dragon Age.

(Epic-Kx, here.  Changed my name to TheSilkiest because a) I'm trying to use this handle more, and b) see a.) I can admit with an open conscience that I don’t really feel a lot towards earlier titles that were...   0

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TheSilkiest . Oct 27

Some Jumbled Thoughts Regarding #GamerGate

Disclosure:  I am neither for nor against whatever the hell’s going on in that consumer movement.   I’m going to give both sides the benefit of doubt and assume that their intentions are genuine. &n...   0

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MeanderBot . Sep 13

PRINTOID - NOW FOR SALE

  Hi chums!  If you know you want a print, jump down to the bottom and follow the instructions as I ONLY HAVE TWELVE PRINTS.  Otherwise, stick around for a story. So as you may know, I started Printoid se...   0

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Mike Martin . Sep 02

The Phil Files - 01: Games from under your radar.

So a friend suggested I do a c-blog featuring all the shit I play (Damn you Jinx!). So I said fuck it. I used to try to highlight all the obscure shit on our (now defunct) podcast, but that ain't coming back soon and I'm bore...   0

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Mike Martin . Jul 16

I Love: My Dick!

What can I say about my dick? He is an awesome ass dude. Standing at 7-7.5" (interest depending) he is a stout, somewhat short gentlemen. He clocks in at decent girth of almost 2 inches and wears (what I'm told) is a very b...   0

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MeanderBot . May 21

PRINTOID - Final Prints, T-shirts and A Crappy Giveaway!

New to Printoid? Hey fellas!† Just thought I should check in considering recent events.† As you may have seen on Farts 'N Crafts a few weeks ago, and in the header image above I suppose, I finished the prints!† Right now I...   0

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TheSilkiest . May 06

Ten things you didn't know about me. Probably.

Here's ten things regarding Destructoid.com community member Epic-Kx. † 10: †I've lived in Six States so far. I was born in Chicago, Illinois. †From there, living on the city's south side, I experienced my first twelve year...   0

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Mike Martin . Apr 09

Contest Time Bro - Steam Only

Suppers brahs and brahettes. Been awhile since I ran a contest time and I'll be damned if this game didn't inspire me to run another. I'm of course talking about Broforce. This game has been giving more fun than a lot of purc...   0

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TheSilkiest . Apr 05

Some musings on Videogame Writing

(So I'm really getting back into the groove of my writting. I know this isn't much but It's something I kind of wanted to get out. So here I guess. :P) When it comes to writing a game or an interactive piece of media, the...   0

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MeanderBot . Mar 31

PRINTOID - Semi-Final Image Needs Your Input!

New to Printoid? Hey all!† So in the time since my last post, I worked on the image more and came up with something completely different. I'm leaning toward this image more because it alludes more to the community spirit ...   0

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TheSilkiest . Mar 23

Hey some musings on what I like with Character Design

Iíve been meaning to write something regarding character design in video games for a while. †I donít think Iím really qualified for it, nor do I think my intelligence is strong enough to even let me think such things. †Even s...   0




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